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mattb

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Computers, cycling, active travel, random brain farts.

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I'm really hoping you don't need me to tell you that using machine learning ("AI") systems to identify potential targets and then to suggest that they be targeted when at home with their family members, including children, is one of the most abhorrent, unethical, inhumane things I've ever seen. There is absolutely no excuse for developing these systems. Technology is never neutral. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/03/israel-gaza-ai-database-hamas-airstrikes

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@CatherineFlick The next level is to realise that this is indistinguishable from rigid processes callously executed by uncaring humans. This is just making the worst kind of bureaucracy more efficient.

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mattb, to python
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Fuck you, .

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This guy made a camera in Blender. By which I mean you create a 3D scene in blender, then put this camera model in the scene. It has an aperture, working lenses, and a sensor, which is what the Blender camera is looking at. It simulates what the physically modelled camera would see.

It's insane, wildly inefficient, completely pointless, and utterly brilliant all at once.

https://youtu.be/YE9rEQAGpLw

mattb, to Cats
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Help, I can't find Harry! Also this box is making a strange noise like an engine.

mattb, to boardgames
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Exiting finishes on both the flat and mountain stages of Flamme Rouge!

First time I've played this. Great game. Simple rules with plenty of room for strategy, and can be played in 30 minutes or so 👌

Flame Rouge board game with cyclists on the front
A single cycling piece over the finish line with the others in 2 groups behind on a cycling board game

mattb, to random
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As somebody who likes espresso, Starbucks offends me. It's not just slightly poor quality, it's monumentally bad. You don't expect it to be great because it's mass produced, but you'd expect them to excel at 'consistently average'. Instead, I suspect some execs in Seattle have a bet going as to how bad they can make it and still have folks claim coffee is supposed to taste like that.

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Watching Dirty Harry. Whether or not police officers ever really acted this way, it's mind blowing that there was a time when people thought police officers should act this way.

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Charity apologises after accidental truthfulness.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-66666435

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you wouldn't steal a toot

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I have often wondered why France and particularly Spain (which is due south of us) use GMT+1 instead of GMT. Thanks to Tim Traveller I now know the answer: the Nazis did it! (Literally)

https://youtu.be/TTQJ5jOTJJA

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Holy hell, is a UX dumpster fire.

There's apparently no way to just add a task/issue/whatever the fuck you want to call it to an Epic. You have to just create a new... think... and manually link it. There's no 'create me a new thing here'.

Was this software designed by fucking martians?

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Once more: a pox on all command line utilities which send their help text to stderr instead of stdout.

mattb, to cycling
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I seem to be getting a frayed rear gear cable with improbable regularity. What could be causing it?

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ChatGPT, write me an 80s rock song for Eurovision.

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Sin City is a fantastic movie, although it's so over-the-top stylised I guess if you don't like the style you'd hate it.

Probably marmite, but I loved it.

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One of my control plane/storage nodes kept freezing at approx 00:10 every day. Just removed it from the cluster, moved the 2 OSDs it was hosting to a former worker, and reprovisioned the worker as a control plane/storage node. All with no downtime 😅

mattb, to random
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Letters from Iwo Jima: the companion film to Flags of our Fathers, it tells the story of the battle for Iwo Jima based on letters written by Japanese soldiers. It's in Japanese with subtitles and no dub. I usually find that annoying, but I quickly forgave it. It's thought provoking, and much better than the first film. Also unlike that film it stays with the battle start to finish. Recommended.

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just completely reset the Chinese course while I was doing it. It 'migrated' my progress to the new structure, but the vocabulary is completely different. I'm supposedly still on the fourth module, but I now don't know most of the vocabulary from the first module, and it won't let me retake it. I've reset my progress, starting again 😞

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It's peak season in England.

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Someone who bunges is a bunger. The person they bunge is a bungee.

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Watching Tenet. I'd heard the sounds was bad, but oh my word, the sound is fucking bad. Subtitles on

mattb, to cycling
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If it weren't for I might think my mother wanted to put me in a diabetic coma.

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User (to me: maintainer): why don't you just do this incredibly obvious thing that you would have obviously done already if it was possible because it's so fucking obvious.

Me (externally): because... rtfm link.

Me (internally): oh, just fuck off.

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