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foone, to random
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bad idea for an experiment:

take a betamax tape, and a vhs tape. open both casettes, remove the actual tape, and put the beta tape into the VHS cassette.

First of all, it won't play. obviously.
but then see if we can record to it and play it back.

skaverat,
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@foone okay, but the important question: what episode of galactica is it?

whitequark, to random
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today's helldivers 2 discovery: it has an unlockable revolver. makes sense, right? lots of games do.

you fire six out of six shots and reload. your character uses a speedloader. makes sense!

you fire two shots and reload.

  • if you're in a fight, your character uses a speedloader, and you lose four
  • if you're not, they reload it round by round, and you lose none

this is an incredible level of attention to detail holy shit. nobody does this!!

skaverat,
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@whitequark Super earth not caring about grenade launcher safety distance is very on brand. "as long as it makes boom at an enemy, it's fine"

NanoRaptor, to random
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You get to make one change to any single genus of animal that’s immediately applied to all of its members worldwide.

What do you change for maximum chaos?

skaverat,
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@NanoRaptor yup. It's criminal. I would love to get some, but the lifespan is just very sad and would destroy me

skaverat,
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@NanoRaptor make rats live for 10 years or so. It would cause chaos, but secretly I just want pet rats be little chaos potatoes for longer

girlonthenet, to random
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Stages of :

-This is so cool and helpful!
-I’m learning so quickly!
-I can share my progress with friends! 🥰
-I’m so obsessed with my streak haha!
-I want to punt this stupid owl into the centre of the sun

skaverat,
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@girlonthenet

  • [blinks SOS towards camera]
isotopp, to random German
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https://www.golem.de/news/cobol-60-jahre-alt-und-immer-noch-kein-nachwuchs-in-sicht-2402-181554.html

Golem (und in geringerem Ausmaß manchmal auch Heise) haben in regelmäßigen Abständen ein wenig verzweifelt wirkende Hurrah-Mainframe/Hurrah-Cobol Jubelartikel. Jetzt ist es mal wieder so weit.

Wenn sich also jemand die Freude am Compute ruinieren möchte, hier ist wie.

skaverat,
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@srslypascal @isotopp cobol schön und gut, aber auf mongoDB einlassen ist ja schon ziemlich ekelig ;)

skaverat,
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@isotopp Frage mich ja wie man am besten dort einsteigen könnte

nblr, to random German
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Was man nicht alles beim Keller-Aufräumen findet… 😅

skaverat,
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@nblr ich wette @timpritlove sucht schon seit jahren nach dem verlorenen handy

skaverat, to random
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Hey nerds!

Planning Hacker/Nerd themed patches.

What is some stuff you'd like to put on your bag/clothes?

Current list already includes some hacker emblems, incl pride versions of it.

Please RT for wider reach

ZachWeinersmith, to random
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Trillion dollar VC idea:

New search engine. You enter a query, it searches Google, ignores sponsored results and obvious SEO, returns information.

skaverat,
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@thor Kagi is a paid service

skaverat,
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@ZachWeinersmith isn't that basically what Kagi does?

hannah, to random
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Finally.. H3O

skaverat,
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@hannah oxygenated water already was idiotic, but this is taking it to the next level

skaverat, to random
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Film 1/2

docpop, to random
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Happy ! Did you know that Bandcamp shows you cute emoji when typing in certain amounts on the checkout screen?

A screen capture from Bandcamp.com that happens when you add certain amounts while purchasing an album. When you type "6.66" a 🤘appears. When you type "7.77" a 🎰emoji appears. When you type "4.20" a 🌲emoji appears.

skaverat,
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@docpop doesn't work for me :(

skaverat, to random German
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leute: gibt es irgendwo eine liste der "Regiobahn-aber-nicht-wirklich" strecken?

Will demnächst Bahnroulette machen und will da nicht in Falle geraten

Kurorori, to random German
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Hatte vorhin einen Anruf auf meiner privaten Nummer von einem Dienstleister bezüglich eines Monitoring-Alerts für eine kaputte Festplatte für einen Server der einer Firma gehört, bei der ich seit mehreren Jahren nicht mehr arbeite???

skaverat,
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@Kurorori weiterleitung?

skaverat, to random
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@pluralistic you might be the best person to ask, I think: is there a way to subscribe to arbitrary rss feeds on fedi/masto?

I couldn't really find anything for that and I feel like building this could be in my near future otherwise

theseer, to random
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Ach Accor, wie schwer kann es sein?

skaverat,
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@theseer das würde ja das zusammen-concatinierte SQL kaputt machen

yrthy, to random
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TIL: "The Fall Guy" ist ein Remake von Colt Seavers

... und jetzt hab ich diesen verfickten Flötenzwerg wieder im Kopf

skaverat,
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@yrthy wie wäre es mit dieser version?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJNjw7Afvfk

hannah, to random
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If you're a software "engineer" then where's your blue and white stripey cap

skaverat,
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@hannah we wear it as socks

skaverat, to random
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@Kurorori mood? :D

skaverat, to random
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So far, so good

skaverat, to blahaj German
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Rückfahrt Symbolbild

skaverat, to random German
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An dieser Stelle möchte ich gerne für eine weite Sperre für das Lied "mein kopf ist leer" aussprechen, um camp-leute vor PTSD zu bewahren

skaverat, to Rats
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Sigh. Chicago Rat Hole visitors need to chill.

This is why we can't have nice things.

https://www.reddit.com/r/chicago/comments/19d11zo/a_gentle_plea_from_the_rat_hole_residents/

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