jspath55, 3 days ago to random

They said gather the stakeholders and get their feedback. Nothing so far. :(
#Pun

yatil, 5 days ago to random

Links in google sheets are kind of a “sheet show”.

#pun #truth

oblomov, 9 days ago to Minecraft

One of the things I love about #NodeCore is that, despite being conceptually in the #Infiniminer / #Minecraft genre, it has a very original and quirky take on it. This also reflects on a number of details down to the level of semantics —and that's where my love turns into hate when I want to translate it.

Here's some examples:

0/n

#minetest #gaming #translation

vwbusguy, 9 days ago to guitar

There is a thinline between a Stratocaster and a Telecaster and it runs through Nashville.

#guitar #Fender #pun

dgar, 16 days ago to random

Crow sticks. #pun

https://youtu.be/B-HF-wBwQsc

Wuzzy, 26 days ago to Meme

#Nemo wins #ESC.

#meme #pun @MissingThePt

neitahchan, 27 days ago to random

If you bite and kiss people in the neck as your love language, you can bring people back from the dead. Why ?

Because you're a...

NECK ROMANCER

#pun

TardisCaptain, 1 month ago to Humor

NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.

They're calling it the Apollo G.

#pun #humor

Nonilex, 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago) to random

#TLcleanse / #BabySquirrel update:

Today, after his bath, Ramone announced his intention to pursue a career in finger puppetry.

I am supportive.
The arts are an incredibly important way for entities to responsibly express themselves.

😉
for new followers, Ramone burst into my life in the middle of my Trump trial jury selection reporting last Thurs.

Click on #BabySquirrel to follow all things Ramone.

Where it started:
https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/112294173767102747
cc @harriettmb

internutter, 1 month ago to random

Have you heard about the rising tensions between yoghurt and penicillin? One's probiotic and the other's antibiotic.

They're starting a culture war.

#pun

pwaring, 1 month ago to DoctorWho

How did the Third Doctor check that his code was working before showing it to The Brigadier?

He ran the UNIT tests.

#DoctorWho #pun

qlp, 1 month ago to random

Scuzzy showers, meet SCSI showers

#Pun #TBTL

sesivany, 2 months ago to puns

A #pun for good night.

#dadpun #puns #punsofmastodon

SpectacledLangr, 2 months ago to random

It made no deferens to him that there was an earthquake

#pun #thatcouldhavegonebadlywrong

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/apr/05/earthquake-vasectomy-new-york-new-jersey

Dremmwel, 2 months ago to poland French

This morning, I heard a bit about Warsaw uprising during WWII, and I realised that Warsaw sounds like "War-sav !" in Breton language, which means "Get up !" and thus I found this highly accurate.

#poland #polska #warsaw #warszawa #breton #brezhoneg #pun #funfact

funhouseradio, 2 months ago to dating

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR
Be sure to check out our radio stream for more wacky amusements
#pun #cartoon #comic #dadjoke #junkfood #naked #dating #mustache #chips #snack #meme #memes

funhouseradio, 2 months ago to Cat

► https://FunHouseRadio.com <-- ON AIR
#cat #kitten #tabby #starwars #cute #kidsbook #pun #meme #memes

chestas, 2 months ago to random

I had some strawberries today and I wanted to make a joke out of their container.

Try as I might, I just couldn't work out how I could pun it.

#pun

krisfreedain, 2 months ago to Humor

🤣 #pun #humor

markarayner, 2 months ago to Humor

I'm saddened to report this got a look of confusion from my undergrads during the lecture on color theory this week.

#rodstewart #colortheory #color #humor #humour #funny #pun #puns

metin, 2 months ago to ilaughed

#photo #quote #meme #pun #fun #funny #humor #satire

AlarminglyBad, 3 months ago to random

This joke was inevitable

#comic #webcomic #pun #interview

metin, 3 months ago to Meme

#meme #joke #pun #it #malware #tech #technology #computing #fun #funny #LOL #humor

Editrix_Rachel, 3 months ago to random

Q: What kind of hats do copyeditors wear?

A: Stet-sons

#AmEditing #BadDadJokes #Pun

negativeprimes, 3 months ago to puns

When a pronoun collides with an antinoun, they annihilate each other in a burst of grammar rays. #puns #pun #grammar