joel, (edited ) to books
@joel@fosstodon.org avatar

Do you use your at work?

yamini, to mastodonindians
@yamini@india.goonj.xyz avatar

When you finally get a day off from office..



@mastodonindians

dcbuchan, to random
@dcbuchan@aus.social avatar

If you've gone from a 5-day work week to a 4-day work week I'd like to hear of your experience as I'm considering the same.

Did you have take a pay cut?
Do you work 5 days over 4?

How has it benefitted you?
How has it benefitted your employer?

(please boost)

vpicavet,
@vpicavet@mastodon.social avatar

@dcbuchan at Oslandia it is common to work 80% or 90%, no less than 60% allowed though.

I am myself off on wednesdays, and could not go back, really gives you freedom, quality time with family, more focus when working.

Oslandia also allows additional non-paid days off whenever needed.

We ask part-timers to choose a fixed day off per week, most popular are wednesdays or fridays.

In France usually part-time = pay cut but you keep social advantages like full-timers.

KissAnne, to random
@KissAnne@mastodon.social avatar

Dell #workers can stay remote — but they're not going to get promoted. I think this is a reputation damage among potential #employees. What do you think? 🤔 #worklife #worklifebalance
https://www.businessinsider.com/dell-remote-workers-promotion-return-office-push-flexible-work-2024-3?r=US&IR=T

CultureDesk, to movies
@CultureDesk@flipboard.social avatar

"To this day, there remains no better Rosetta stone for deciphering the Nirvana generation's view of work than 1999's 'Office Space,' Mike Judge's paean to the plight of the X-er cubicle drone," says Melanie McFarland, writing for Salon. 25 years after its release, she looks at what the movie tells us about work in America, then and now. "It reminds us that we've all lived some version of Peter's frustration and thus relate to his dream of doing nothing," she says.

https://flip.it/5eDA0o

For more stories like this, follow @theculturedesk's Culturist Magazine, @the.

That_One_Guy, to cnc
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

The die I designed for a trade show in Bogota, Colombia. The words are just block letter but the bottom was created by me based off the trade shows materials and website.

Oh and TGIF!!! 🎊 🥳

ottaross, to random
@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar

#Proposal to rename the common wrist-rest to be "wrist-and-forehead rest" to remove any stigma associated with using it thusly.

#desktop #worklife

recollir, to running
@recollir@mountains.social avatar

January month is in the books with two funemployment runs yesterday evening and this morning.

500.7km and 10700m of EG

I closed a great and amazing work chapter yesterday afternoon. And will start a new one in a couple of days.

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That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

I've been getting more calls and visitors to my office with questions than usual. Apparently the plant manager and 1st shift supervisor are both off. So by default everyone is coming here with no one at the rudder...

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Good morning friends, I hope you're all doing well. I'm back at work after a long break and not really happy about it. 🤬 My family got me a new desk toy I'm excited to play with once I'm done unfucking everything here. I haven't played with a Lite Brite in many years.

Have a great Thursday! At least it's close to Friday...

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

I just got an unexpected merit raise independent of my annual review! It was quite a surprise. 🥳 My Friday leveled up.

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Does anyone have any fucks to spare? I'm trying to deal with a sales issue at work and just can't seem to find any fucks to give... 🤷

Maybe Santa will bring me some.🧐

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar
That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

I escaped the salt mines and I'm starting my weekend early! 😁

ksaj, to linux

True story. I tried to humour an old tech colleague/friend with a joke I read online (you have seen it by now too). He crushed me with this deadpan response. He killed me:

Me: I was going to tell you a joke about UDP, but you probably wouldn't get it. 😆

Techy workmate: It's funnier that way. 😑

I thought the joke was pretty good at the time. But I've never told it since. 🤣

--

koen_hufkens, to fun
@koen_hufkens@mastodon.social avatar

It is 🎄 "the season" 🎄 again. Kids, remember you don't have to be "fun" at work, especially not if events are held after hours. This is now enshrined in law in France.

https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/the-right-not-to-be-fun-at-work

That_One_Guy, to wildlife
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Whenever I complain about my job I'll have to remember that there's always something worse. Today "hippo sterilizer" is top on that list of shitty jobs worse than mine...

Colombia starts sterilizing hippos descended from pets of drug kingpin Pablo Escobar

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/colombia-starts-sterilizing-hippos-descended-pets-drug-kingpin-pablo-e-rcna125242

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

I'm feeling the full weight of Monday. Our stellar sales department has messed up literally every order entered today. I guess I shouldn't care, I'm hourly, but it's still annoying having to work overtime for other people's simple mistakes.

I'll stop my bitching now... How's your Monday going?

Hiker_Scott, to random
@Hiker_Scott@mstdn.ca avatar

As I approach my 25th anniversary at work (on November 30) I'm reminded how stupid our service recognition program has gotten.

At one time, you'd get $750 extra pay, plus a pin, plus a plaque and a party.

Then, for a while, you'd get a $750 gift card (which was annoying but you could put toward your personal account), plus the pin and plaque.

Now you get $750 in shares (you have to pay $25 to withdraw them) an e-badge and they plant one single tree on your behalf. Whoopee.

Hiker_Scott,
@Hiker_Scott@mstdn.ca avatar

I used to plant trees. They're dirt cheap. Most don't survive.

Planting one tree every 5 years to "celebrate" an employee's tenure is so ridiculously meaningless that it's insulting.

Oh! And they also have a website I can go to where they'll generate a PDF certificate I can choose to print out myself.

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Is anyone else struggling to make it through this week without causing bodily harm to a co-worker?

max_headroom, to random
  1. Coworkers that insist that no one is allowed to cross over into their area of responsibility yet will NOT reply to an email request, can't seem to open a ticket if requested, won't acknowledge anyone else who opens a ticket or even address a topic in a meeting.

  2. Bosses that chastise you for "doing it the wrong way" publicly but decline to offer any guidance or provide criteria for doing it the "right way" when addressed privately.

ottaross, to random
@ottaross@mastodon.social avatar

sits down to desk

clicks "delay for another 2hrs" the thing I delayed in 2hr increments all day yesterday

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

I'm working alone today, my apprentice is a no call no show again. I'm now curious how many he can get away with? It's at four currently. My boss was lamenting that it's now his responsibility to contact people instead of the other way around. No one under 30 feels the need to let people know they won't be in.

When can I retire???

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

Good morning everyone, TGIF! 👋🙂 It's been a shit week and I'm ready for a few days off. I saw this meme this morning and it reminded me of a few times my old coworker that retired saved my ass. Now I'm off to a payroll meeting with my nemesis HR. 🤬

Have a great Friday!

That_One_Guy, to random
@That_One_Guy@mastodon.world avatar

I found my new Bitmoji avatar to attach to work emails when people piss me off.

Have a wonderful rest of your Friday! TGIF

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