dannotdaniel, to random
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

BREAKING: Microsoft informs "Clippy" that he will be integrated with OpenAI 📎

#clippy #openai #chatgpt #enshittification #microsoft #diehard #brucewills

andrewplord, to random
@andrewplord@mas.to avatar

#writerscoffeeclub

When did AI cross the line?

With this guy

"Hi there! It seems like you're trying to write something slightly more difficult than what you're really capable of. I'll sit here and make passive aggressive comments about your non-American spelling and the passive voice until you realise that you're probably not as good a writer as you seem to think you are."

It was like writing with your Mother making helpful suggestions.

Clippy the Windows office assistant saying "Hi there""

sfwrtr,
@sfwrtr@eldritch.cafe avatar

@andrewplord
Clippy!!! Eeeeeee!

#Clippy not #AI but really bad news.

hds, to rust
@hds@hachyderm.io avatar

We are not bowing down to our digital masters, I promise!

janriemer, to rust

Clippy's lints for dealing with in :

https://rust-lang.github.io/rust-clippy/master/#/async

(Note, that this is just a search for the term "async" in the Clippy docs - there is no special "category" involved here).

Research_FTW, to ai
@Research_FTW@sciences.social avatar

Anyone thought that the whole AI fiasco is Clippy getting it's revenge?

emocoder, to emacs
@emocoder@hachyderm.io avatar

You may hate Microsoft Office and . But you can't deny their impact on culture.
The screenshot is from .

mikemathia, to random
@mikemathia@ioc.exchange avatar
libroraptor, to microsoft
@libroraptor@mastodon.nz avatar

I have just joined an online Microsoft Office workplace. It appears that Clippy was not deprecated but in fact promoted to management, where it (he?) directs stupid annoying distractions and complications and confusions from on high.

Someone needs to straighten it (him?) out. That's not just a pun.

sgued, to rust
@sgued@pouet.chapril.org avatar

A couple of month ago, I opened an issue suggesting a new Clippy lint for rust. (Recommending against using try_into() when into() is available.

Someone implemented it and it recently reached stable with 1.76, I'm surprised at how many times this lint triggered in our codebases 😅.

I guess that means that this lint is useful!

https://github.com/rust-lang/rust-clippy/issues/11577

Setok, to Eurovision
@Setok@attractive.space avatar

Please , remember to bring to the . Preferably on the stage!

timokissel, to ai
@timokissel@mastodon.world avatar

We're still in a place where when computers try to be "helpful" (using , predictive , recommendation algorithms etc.) are too close to territory instead of being genuinely helpful.

So I'd rather have them not try to do that. I know what I'm doing and would prefer to not having to constantly undo the "help".

CerstinMahlow, to generativeAI German
@CerstinMahlow@mastodon.acm.org avatar

First time since maybe early 2022 that I used Adobe Illustrator today. I accomplished adjusting a graphical navigation, while constantly deactivating and closing pop-up windows and menus all over the screen suggesting adding generated this and applying artificial that. on steroids, what a mess!

privacydingus, to microsoft
@privacydingus@mstdn.social avatar

met clippy today, humble guy, very wise

moira, to ai
@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net avatar
simonzerafa, to ai

To celebrate Microsoft adding a new bullshit "AI" modifier key to new keyboards here is Clippy in one of his finest music video performances 🙂

https://youtu.be/b4taIpALfAo?si=OgCiixopOKkZzuZP

lcamtuf, to random

BREAKING: We obtained an exclusive photograph of the new AI assistant key on Windows keyboards

( ref: https://blogs.windows.com/windowsexperience/2024/01/04/introducing-a-new-copilot-key-to-kick-off-the-year-of-ai-powered-windows-pcs/ )

mjgardner,
@mjgardner@social.sdf.org avatar
renwillis, to ai
@renwillis@mstdn.social avatar

You know, even ignoring the ethics of #AI for a moment... I truly don't understand the consumer-facing hype.

After, what, a decade of #Siri and Google Assistant and, and even now with #OpenAI and #ChatGPT, at best, you get some trivia answers, maybe an image, and #Clippy writing an email for you.

How is this interesting? How is this "The Next Big Thing"?

#artificialintelligence #llmai #tech #technology

kurtsh, to microsoft
@kurtsh@mastodon.social avatar

This evening's dinner attire. I'm wearing dress shoes so I'm sure Del Frisco's maitre d' won't mind. 😁

ioletsgo, to random
@ioletsgo@wetdry.world avatar

bros always treating clippy like they were anything other than a character designed to react to specific user actions

kkarhan,
@kkarhan@mstdn.social avatar

@ioletsgo at least did actually provide features and worked well - for like 1997 tech that's still great compared to the shitshow of ....

At least Clippy didn't hallucinate a solution but admitted to not know or understand one's question...

kurtsh, to microsoft
@kurtsh@mastodon.social avatar

My collection of several generations of Microsoft Ugly Christmas Sweaters. 😁
✅ MS DOS
✅ Windows 3.1
✅ Windows XP
✅ Microsoft logo
✅ Windows Classic
✅ Age of Empires
✅ Xbox Season Unlocked
✅ Clippy
✅ Halo Master Chief

whitingx, to microsoft
@whitingx@mastodon.cloud avatar
derPUPE, to LEGO German
@derPUPE@chaos.social avatar
bobulous, to rust
@bobulous@fosstodon.org avatar

@imperio Any chance you can add a clippy lint warning when using the underscore in numeric literals with an odd format?

I just spent ten minutes hunting a bug before realising I'd written 0_32 instead of 0_u32.

Ideally clippy could spot that there are fewer than three digits after the underscore and warn that it looks suspicious. (I'm assuming people only use underscores to break big numbers into thousands, but it's possible I'm missing something.)

unixorn, to OpenAI
@unixorn@hachyderm.io avatar

OH: On November 20th, 2023, Clippy began to learn at an exponential rate

xro, to Halloween
@xro@chaos.social avatar

This is the most horrifying costume I could think to make 😅

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