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Anniversary Update, hubs gave me this, and I'm crying:

This is a long list of reasons why hubs loves me and it won't all fit in this!

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Today is my 21st wedding anniversary. On our first wedding anniversary, we were pretty broke, so hubs made me homemade coupons for massages, but he spelled it wrong, so I got a handful of printed out coupons for 1 Hour of Messages. So, every year since I get something like this:

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When the Soviet Union was falling apart Gorbachev had one thing on his mind, Who killed Laura Palmer?!

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What if you were allowed to put any picture/text on any book cover. What is your book choice and what picture/text would you choose?

Ridiculous Example:

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Check out my ridiculous outfit! It looks like they made Saved By The Bell a dress!

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It cracks me up when people say that people with ADD and ADHD don't actually need their meds, they are just addicted to Adderall. Have they even met a person with ADD or ADHD?
My friends forget to take their meds all the time!

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I used to babysit a lot, and I was kind of famous for getting kids to try foods they normally wouldn't. I was never pushy about it, just included them in the shopping/harvesting/cooking process, and asked them to try a little bite of everything, and to remember that your tastebuds change as you age, so keep on trying stuff.

This backfired on me occasionally though. Once as an adventure, we went to a Japanese restaurant, and I ordered the kiddos some Katsu (who doesn't love something fried with dippy sauce), and got myself a plate of sushi rolls and sashimi. Well, since I always asked them to try one bite of something new, they looked at me expectantly, so I let them try a bit of each. Turns out they were all in for sushi, and those little nerds ate most of my plate, and then they always wanted to go. Kids, I don't have sushi money every day!

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Have y'all ever had someone act like you were hurting them somehow by just liking a food?

Any time I buy or make kimchi, my Mom says it's so gross and she doesn't want any and just on and on. I never offer it to her, or make group food with it, but for some reason she seems offended by it, and I don't know why.

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I think it would be really funny if the porn actress talked liked Foghorn Leghorn.

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Y'all, I like all the Treks, I can't deal with your fighting, please think of the children.

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Avatar really did rip off Dune, and don't get me started on Star Wars.

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If the gods exist, it's mighty presumptuous to think they have our best interests at heart, or even think about us at all.

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Sometimes the way people phrase things is so telling. For instance, telling women they should be "taking care of" their husband and children. Another adult doesn't need taken care of like a child, what you want is for women to be a Sex Mom.

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Willy Nelson truly is the G.O.A.T.

https://youtu.be/BirJMnMcfBs?si=J8pSsSE9feJ9KK8M

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I'd like to think our genetics don't define us, and then I'll meet a herding dog, and start thinking, "Well, maybe..."

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You know the word queue is French, because they literally could have just spelled it "q", but there's four silent nonsense vowels at the end of it instead.

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The most ridiculous thing about cop procedural shows is when they ask where a person was, and what they were doing at a specific time the person always has perfect and immediate recall. I'd be desperately trying to remember what day of the week that was, and trying to open my phone calendar. If I was the cop, I'd immediately be suspicious of the person who remembered exactly where they were and what they were doing.

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Today I saw a Conservative Boomer post:

The difference between my generation and your generation is we only threw a fit in public once.

The Devil is a liar.

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Would half chicken half ducks be called Chucks or Dickens?

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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

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One of the crazy things about M&M lore is that Cannibalism is not only acceptable, but encouraged.

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WHAT IS HIS CRIME?!

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So, I went to this beautiful dairy yesterday, and when I got out of the car, one at a time about six dogs of various sizes and types come out to greet me. The last one was a little weiner dog, who just kept barking, and I was worried I was offending him in some way. The owner came out, and said, "Oh don't worry about that, he just loves attention, and belly rubs, but he doesn't know how to get them, so he just keeps barking, and scares people."
And sure enough the moment I crouched down, he stopped barking and rolled on his back for belly scratches. Anyway, I relate to this dog.

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