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ToniScott

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On the internet no-one knows you are a cat.

I photograph the same place at sunrise every day, and every day it looks different.

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ToniScott, to random
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Let the clout casting commence

venitamathias, to random
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You would think medical equipment would have advanced beyond the painful vice grip of a mamogram machine.

ToniScott,
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@fulanigirl @venitamathias
Maybe some science ladies could design a penisogram? 🤷‍♀️

IndyRichard, to random
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3 questions on Brexit. Where are these mythical 'sunlit uplands' we were promised? If Brexit such an obvious failure, why are the Tories and Labour still afraid to admit that it is an obvious failure? Lastly if the Tories and Labour so out of step with both reality and the truth, why should any of us vote for them?
#Brexit

ToniScott,
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@IndyRichard
Brexit is the biggest ever single act of self-harm committed by any nation. Britain will never recover the position it once had. Everyone knows this, but it’s a very hard pill to swallow, particularly for the 16,141,241 voters who knew and understood this at the time. It still enrages me, and I will never forgive those responsible, including members of my own family.

ToniScott, to ai
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My daughter has been sifting applicants for a graduate trainee post at the university where she works. She says they all have nearly identical AI-generated personal statements containing dross like “it would be a privilege to work for your esteemed corporation”. One of the key skills the job requires is ability to detect academic bullshit 🤔

ronanmcd, to random
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The stop line at traffic lights should be a retractable line of spikes. When it's red, they come up, green they go down

ToniScott,
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@ronanmcd
Didn’t a safety person once suggest that a sharp spike in the middle of the steering wheel would prevent more accidents than seat belts? 😁

jared, to Cat
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Getting ready to nap after a long night of napping.

ToniScott,
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@jared @Colin
Sound

ToniScott, to random
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Nap time for Puss and Little Grey

CelloMomOnCars, to Virginia
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Dominion wind project gets final 2 permits

"The facility, 25 miles in the Atlantic off the Oceanfront, will have 176 turbines capable of generating enough electricity to power up to 660,000 homes.

The more than $9 billion project is due to come on line in 2026."


https://richmond.com/news/state-regional/government-politics/dominion-energy-offshore-wind-virginia-beach/article_70be5e70-bf7f-11ee-a0d1-2baecbf317bd.html

ToniScott,
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@CelloMomOnCars
Those statistics are guesswork based on extrapolations, not facts.

ToniScott,
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@troglodyt @CelloMomOnCars
Nobody knows how many birds have been killed by any of those means, because it would be impossible to count them. It is an extrapolation from a small sample. Extrapolations are not facts; They are guesses.

ToniScott,
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@CelloMomOnCars @troglodyt
It would be a fact if every cat were monitored and their bird consumption recorded. That didn’t happen. It is not a fact.

https://www.npr.org/sections/13.7/2013/02/03/170851048/do-we-really-know-that-cats-kill-by-the-billions-not-so-fast

timrichards, to Travel
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This is the sort of famous tourist attraction I never ever end up visiting. Life is too short.

Little Mermaid statue, Copenhagen: The world’s most overrated tourist attraction?

https://www.smh.com.au/world/europe/is-this-the-world-s-most-overrated-tourist-attraction-20240128-p5f0ju.html

ToniScott,
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@timrichards
The manneken pis?

benchwhistler, to random
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Looking forward to Burns night, a young Haggis in its winter plumage, out taking a stroll

ToniScott,
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@benchwhistler 😻

ToniScott, to photography
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Cold clear beginnings

ToniScott, to photography
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Thin reflection

RiversideBryan, to Florida
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main street sunrise

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ToniScott,
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@RiversideBryan
👌🏻😽

ToniScott, to photography
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Frost clear sunrise

Eceni, to random
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    ToniScott,
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    @Eceni
    Yep. That’ll work.

    ToniScott, to photography
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    JFK - LHR

    sharongascoigne, to random

    I didn't expect to be met with whoops of joy after I purchased these GCSE revision cards for my boy, especially as he's not a fan of English Literature but he's come home and asked me to send him the links.
    Apparently his friends want some, therefore he must have discussed it with them - result!!

    ToniScott,
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    @sharongascoigne
    All the old literary war horses I see ☹️

    ToniScott, to photography
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    We arrive at dawn

    RiversideBryan, to Florida
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    😲 someone wanted my peanut butter and jelly sandwich 🥪

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    ToniScott,
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    @RiversideBryan
    It was me 😁

    ToniScott, to photography
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    Walking into the furnace

    ToniScott, to photography
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    High drama at low tide

    ToniScott, to photography
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    From my doorstep this morning

    countcol, to random

    "The secret of being a bore is to tell everything."
    Voltaire

    ToniScott,
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    @countcol
    It was a sweet moment when I convinced my toddler daughter that just like silent reading, you could do silent thinking, too.

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