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ToniScott

@ToniScott@mastodon.scot

On the internet no-one knows you are a cat.

I photograph the same place at sunrise every day, and every day it looks different.

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2020: The UK follows through on “Brexit,” screams “We quit, you Euro fuckholes!”, spits on the EU Council, and takes a collective shit on the floor of the EU Parliament.

2023: Britain cries out at the EU in dismay and rage, “Why aren’t we invited to your picnic, you scheming fucktards?!”

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@davidmack @Nigel_Purchase
Switzerland is in EFTA and Schengen though. This diagram illustrates it neatly:

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My daughter has been sifting applicants for a graduate trainee post at the university where she works. She says they all have nearly identical AI-generated personal statements containing dross like “it would be a privilege to work for your esteemed corporation”. One of the key skills the job requires is ability to detect academic bullshit 🤔

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Cloud filter: ON

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A dear friend lost her senses of taste and smell to covid 16 months ago. She just rang me to say that halfway through chopping up a cabbage, her sense of smell suddenly returned. Never, she said, has a cabbage smelled so good.

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Vanilla sunrise

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Fading contrails, bonus dog

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The day is yours

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Flow down to the endless sea (click for portrait view)

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Ready…steady…go!

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First light

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Gales on the way

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Bring me sunshine

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Blazing contrails

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And glory shone around

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Early reflections 2 (portrait)

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… what a difference a day makes

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High drama at low tide

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Walking into the furnace

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Grey skies are gonna clear up

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3 questions on Brexit. Where are these mythical 'sunlit uplands' we were promised? If Brexit such an obvious failure, why are the Tories and Labour still afraid to admit that it is an obvious failure? Lastly if the Tories and Labour so out of step with both reality and the truth, why should any of us vote for them?

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@IndyRichard
Brexit is the biggest ever single act of self-harm committed by any nation. Britain will never recover the position it once had. Everyone knows this, but it’s a very hard pill to swallow, particularly for the 16,141,241 voters who knew and understood this at the time. It still enrages me, and I will never forgive those responsible, including members of my own family.

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"The secret of being a bore is to tell everything."
Voltaire

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@countcol
It was a sweet moment when I convinced my toddler daughter that just like silent reading, you could do silent thinking, too.

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