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bruce

@bruce@darkmoon.social

#Sailor, #cook, #linux enthusiast, proud #feminist

Sometimes I hack together #perl scripts.

Right now, I'm probably driving a reefer across the United States.

My old Twitter handle is @BruceHeerssen. I don't go there anymore.

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RickiTarr, to random
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WHAT IS HIS CRIME?!

bruce,
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@RickiTarr @Adventurer
A chair, a couch, the carpet, a random paper bag, and my heart. ๐Ÿฅฐ

RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

bruce,
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@RickiTarr
Does Velma have a cereal?

mentallyalex, to random
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I have been called many things, some of them even pleasant! :blobcatgiggle:

I have never figured out how to accept a compliment without just dying inside a little. I really shouldn't - people are just being nice to me and that is good... right? :blobcateyesblush:

Do you ever feel awkward accepting that others find value in something you did/do/think/feel? How do you handle it?

bruce,
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@mentallyalex @LouisIngenthron
Adulting badges are a thing. Maybe not quite the same, but pretty close

https://www.etsy.com/market/adulting_badges

futurebird, to random
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wicked mean delinquent children who are mean to their poor elderly teacher
:( โ€œwhatโ€™s a modem?โ€

โ€œwhy would you need to go home to update a website?โ€

It never ends.

bruce,
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@mentallyalex @futurebird
You still have some of those? I broke my last one when I set my beer down just a little too hard.

GottaLaff, to random
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Via Ben Wikler:

Absorb this graphโ€”but note that the final year is 2018, the year of Trumpโ€™s tax cuts. Thatโ€™s #Trumpโ€™s big goal, always has been: to rip off working people and hand huge bags of cash to the ultra-wealthy, like himself and his Mar-a-Lago buddies.

Rutger Bregman:

Stunning graph: the plummeting tax rates of the richest Americans. For the first time in history, billionaires have a lower effective tax rate than working-class Americans.

bruce,
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@textualdeviance @GottaLaff
I wonder how many people have This Guy blocked. Besides me, that is.

RickiTarr, to random
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God: In an unfortunate Afterlife mix-up, Jacob Marley will be headlining The Pearly Gates Reggae Festival, and Bob Marley will be teaching a rich old Curmudgeon the meaning of Christmas.

Jacob Marley: IT'S GONNA BE OFF THE CHAIN!

God: No Jacob.

bruce,
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@RickiTarr @SkipHuffman
"Singing, 'this is my warning to you, ooh, ooh.'"

mekkaokereke, to random
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I told y'all, cops don't do what you think they do.๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฟโ€โ™‚๏ธ

Black folk know this from lived experience. Some white folk only learn this when they go to report a theft or sexual assault and find out that the $11B/year NYPD are not equipped to handle that.

15K NYC bikes stolen a year!

https://www.404media.co/nypd-bike-lock-chain-kryptonite-columbia-university-protests/

1/n

bruce,
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@tehstu @mekkaokereke

I can't find the chart you are talking about, but I did find this image picturing the original 1978 police mini fig on the left and a more modern SWAT mini fig on the right:

Skepticat, to random
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This shift is Neverending.

bruce,
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@Pineywoozle @Skepticat
You know that's strong coffee when it requires a fire hazard placard on the truck.

bruce, to HashtagGames
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Super Mandrake

What? The poison is in the dose.


thepoliticalcat, to random
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  • bruce,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    Maybe see if you can rent a stall at the local farmers market?

    bruce,
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    @thepoliticalcat
    Ah. Is there a community garden that might like them? It would be a shame to see them perish for lack of a home.

    skinnylatte, to random
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    I was excited to see a new food stall at the farmers market. Turns out they sell โ€˜alkalineโ€™ food only. โ€˜Alkaline tacos. Alkaline burgersโ€™

    I guess conspirituality (crunchy new age conspiracy theory farmers market yoga energy) is a diverse thing in California.

    bruce,
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    @skinnylatte
    What do they mean by 'alkaline'? I assume it's not just non-acidic salts?

    BlackAzizAnansi, to random
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    Abolish Rent-A -Center.

    bruce,
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    @LinuxAndYarn @BlackAzizAnansi
    Yup. I bought a TV from Conn's and when I paid it off, my credit score went down!

    GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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    1/โ€ฆ I'll ask a favor of you.

    This trial hasn't even started yet, not one witness. Yet...

    I'm getting Doomers galore in my feed.

    A Trumpy helped convict him in an earlier trial.

    The prosecutors are vetting the jurors carefully.

    I am not Dooming. Not yet.

    Can we wait for the trial to be in full swing before predicting the worst possible outcome? Or do people thrive on constant pessimism? I just don't.

    Thanks so much for listening. Let's try to be hopeful.

    Moreโ€ฆ

    bruce,
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    @GottaLaff
    I can't wait to hear Michael Cohen's testimony. A finer dirtbag could be better as a witness.

    RickiTarr, to random
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    Okay now, pick this up and eat it like a sandwich. I want to see it eaten like a sandwich.

    bruce,
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    @mentallyalex @RickiTarr

    This is the sort of thing that's usually created by people who have limited food availability. Like starving people who invent new and barely palatable ways to eat bugs.

    bruce,
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    @mentallyalex @RickiTarr

    LOL. I was absolutely thinking about crawfish! And come to think of it, crawfish season is nearly over. I need to get me some.

    bruce,
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    @mentallyalex @RickiTarr

    Redfish is my favorite. That's a good idea. I'll try to visit my favorite fish market on Galveston Bay when I get back there next week.

    bruce,
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    @mentallyalex @RickiTarr

    I don't know anyone who does that, but I'm aware that it happens. I prefer to go to reputable fish markets so I don't die of food poisoning.

    Jaden3, to animals
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    Yall obsessed with cats on this mf ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Cats everywhere???? ๐Ÿˆ
    Why ???????

    bruce,
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    @Jaden3
    That's what the Internet is for!

    Cat pictures!

    And porn, obviously.

    talia_christine, to random
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    Happy Easter to those who celebrate.๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ฏโ€โ™€๏ธ

    bruce,
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    @gkemp @talia_christine
    Surely not every bunny was Kung Fu fighting

    flexghost, to random
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    ** ITโ€™S HERE! FRIDAY NIGHT MUSIC THREAD ON #MastodonMusic **

    Tonightโ€™s theme is:

    ๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽงโœฉยฐ๏ฝก KARAOKE NIGHT! โ‹†โธœ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿง‘โ€๐ŸŽค๐ŸŽผโ™ชโ™ช

    โ€”
    ๐ŸŽต Post the best songs for Karaoke along with what youโ€™re drinking ๐ŸŽถ
    โ€”

    Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
    Little miss innocent sugar me
    Take a bottle, shake it up
    Break the bubble, break it up
    Pour some sugar on maaaaay!

    ๐Ÿท Pour Some Sugar on Me - Def Leppard + Gโ€™nโ€™T๐Ÿธ

    Post often โ€ข share โ€ข make some friends

    video/mp4

    bruce,
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    @flexghost @actualddv

    That band has one of THE MOST offensive songs in this or any other universe. I won't link to it or even name it, but the only instrument is an 80's era Casio synthesizer.

    If you know, you know.

    dangillmor, to random
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    It's endlessly amazing -- or maybe not, since it keeps happening -- that Big Journalism treats Trump like their assignment editor and even copy editor.

    The NY Times, for example, headlines its story today about the Trump criminal trial in NY "a case related to hush money paid to a porn star."

    No, it's about (among other things) falsifying financial records to keep the public in the dark before the 2016 election.

    bruce,
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    @Blinxeto @dangillmor Most of the actual journalists are well aware. It's the rest of the operation that's the problem. The executives, the editors, and many of the pundits.

    bruce, to HashtagGames
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    Ferris Bueller's Day Off

    Wait...


    dgar, to random
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    The fact that thereโ€™s a Highway To Hell but only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

    bruce,
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    @dgar
    I may be on a Highway to Hell, but I Can't Drive 55. What's with that?

    blogdiva, to random
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    happy to say, Richard Dawkins has me blocked on Xitter because, during his Hijabi concern-trolling days, i not only dared to question his knowledge of Islamic traditions, but called him a bad atheist for not even knowing the basics of Christianity history, doctrine & theology.

    i regret nothing.

    https://mastodon.social/@babadookspinoza/112123357574601170

    disco chicken GIF, wearing a beret with the a super-imposed JE NE REGRETTE RIEN (i regret nothing) while the twirls like nobody is watching.

    bruce,
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    @grrrr_shark @HeavenlyPossum @SallyStrange @blogdiva

    Stallman is also kind of an asshole. He did some amazing work in the open source community, but his social skills are decidedly lacking. Nobody should place him on a pedestal.

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