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catdad

@catdad@ohai.social

amab, aspiring human, foodie, likes cats and nature in general, reading, gaming (pc and table top), pagan, former drinker, and newly poly. Got questions? Ask away 😊

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JoscelynTransient, to queer
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Warning to all: I am a bicanthrope. Yes, my bisexuality is a phase...like the moon. I become horny for plethoras of genders as the full moon waxes and will randomly thirst over thembos, hunks, and adorable dudes that I was nonplussed about the week before.

BEWARE: If I bite you, you too will become cursed with bicanthropy and become a libidinous disaster. I suggest polyamory and attending an orgy or two. 😉​

catdad,
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@JoscelynTransient Wolves run in packs, so maybe they're polyamorous? Just a thought.

Jennifer, to scifi
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I need some new science fiction to read, who has some suggestions? I don't like military sci-fi. For reference, my favorite series is the Expanse, I also enjoyed Scalzi's Collapsing Empire, I love Robert Charles Wilson's books. I mostly enjoy space operas and unique stories about technology, for example I really liked the recent book Mountain in the Sea about AI and intelligent octopus. Suggestions from the awesome Bookstodon community? @bookstodon

catdad,
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@Jennifer @bookstodon Dragon's Egg and Starquake by Robert L. Forward. (No spoilers)

Revelation Space Trilogy, Chasm City, Pushing Ice, by Alastair Reynolds.

Ring world and its sequels by Larry Niven.

catdad, to random
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To all the pagans and mystics out there: have a very blessed coffee. :blobcatcoffee:

dgar, to random
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My parents we disappointed that I became a horse trainer.

Not sure why, it’s a stable job.

catdad,
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@dgar I was once asked by a farrier if I'd had any experience shoeing horses.

I said no, but I once told a donkey to fuck off.

Apologies for the bad language; I'll rein it in.

catdad, to random
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@dgar Blind man who refused to admit his disability found trapped in a hole full of water concedes that he couldn't see that well ...

catdad, to random
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@dgar I'd like to thank my legs for their constant support, my arms for always being by my side, and my fingers - I could always count on them.

dgar, to random
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Thanks to everyone who explained “plethora” to me.

It means a lot.

catdad,
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@benroyce @borisschapira @dgar For those of you who explained 'bargain' to me, thank you.

It means a great deal.

dgar, to random
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My favourite thing about tongue twisters?

Hard to say…

catdad,
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@dgar What do I know about atoms?

Very little.

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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catdad,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat African or European?

catdad, to random
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@catsofmastodon Pixel, in all her feisty glory.

catdad, to random
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@catsofmastodon Rufus! Rhofy's brother in crime and cuteness.

catdad, to random
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@catsofmastodon Rhofy looking hambsome as usual.

dgar, to random
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Invisible planes?

Can’t see them taking off...

catdad,
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@dgar Just bought a radio on sale. The volume knob was stuck on full.

I couldn't turn it down.

catdad, to random
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@gallowswitch A sample of my new deck. Not spread as a reading, but laid out for you to see :blobcatblush:

catdad, to random
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@FrazzledBrynn

Three animated frogs. They know what you did.

dgar, to random
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What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head?

Edward.

What do you call a man with three pieces of wood on his head?

Edward Woodward.

What do you call a man with four pieces of wood on his head?

I don’t know either, but Edward Woodward would.

catdad,
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@phlash @dgar a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

A limbless man if you throw him across a lake?

Skip.

The same guy two minutes later?

Bob.

A man with Parkinson's trying to hide in a bush?

Russell. (Rustle ... Badum-tsssh)

alexisbushnell, to makershour
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A5 Is it cheating to say the pyramids? or Stonehenge?

it's not really the "how it was made" so much as the why though.

@makershour

catdad,
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@alexisbushnell @makershour so, hear me out. There is a docuseries on Netflix called Ancient Apocalypse. Graham Hancock posits a reasonable explanation for why so many ancient monuments were built. Keep an open mind, ignore the overly dramatic music, and draw your own conclusions.

If you do watch it, I'd love to hear what you have to say :blobcatblush:

dgar, to random
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One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar.

That's when I realised my whole life was a joke

catdad,
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@dgar Thus the long face ...

dgar, to random
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

He never lands.

catdad,
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@dgar this joke never gets old

RareBird_15, to ArtificialIntelligence
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Hi all. I've got an older running , and I'm thinking about putting on it since I've always wanted to try it out and think this computer might run better with Linux. I read a topic on audiogames.net about Linux , and I saw a few recommendations for to try out. To any Linux users, is a good one for a beginner, or should I try or ? Also, what's the best way to install Linux and replace ? Thanks.
@mastoblind @accessibility @main

catdad,
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@RareBird_15 @mastoblind @accessibility @main Currently running Mint Debian Edition and loving it. Works right out of the box, very user friendly, and has a great community supporting it. No matter which distro you decide upon, enjoy your journey into Linux! :blobcatcoy:

dgar, to random
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Some joker tore out the fifth month from my desk calendar!

I’m dismayed.

catdad,
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@dgar Calendars don't last long anyway.

Their days are numbered.

dgar, to random
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When you open the fridge and see little statues and paintings, you know a culture has developed.

catdad,
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@dgar Yeast. For some people that's all the culture they have.

inwit, to nature
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Hi, @futurebird! What do you think of the cutest flatmates I ever had? They are around 1.5mm long and help me clean the kitchen every day... could you help in determining their species?

A tiny kitchen ant
A tiny kitchen ant
A tiny kitchen ant escaping the photographer

catdad,
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@inwit @futurebird I know they don't have a universal organised religion.

They're in sects ...

I'll get my coat.

Melissabeartrix, to random
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Oh fuck off, please

Hugz & xXx

https://apnews.com/article/artificial-intelligence-finland-coffee-blend-0cd12d5ae15a6d0e928c4cb4d7635b09

catdad,
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@ambivalena @Melissabeartrix Artificial Intelligence? We haven't cured Human Stupidity yet.

dgar, to random
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“A wop bop b-luma b-lop bam bom”
~ Prnce

catdad,
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@dgar Ah, yes. A great song. Taken from his multi - platinum album Shiny Thing.

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