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CindyWeinstein, to random
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Cruising Colorado Blvd.


invispace,
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@CindyWeinstein Paseo De Colorado has seen it's match.

pootriarch, to random
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    invispace,
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    @pootriarch Oh yeah!

    evan, to random
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    So, I once saw a comedian do a routine about those polls they used to do on dance contest shows. Like, call this 900 number to vote if Ronaldo should move up to the next round.

    He said, it's weird that the results would be 48% yes, 49% no, 3% undecided. Because that means that hundreds of thousands of people called a toll phone number and paid $1.95 just to vote "I don't know" in a TV poll.

    People want to participate and feel like part of something, even if they don't have a good answer.

    invispace,
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    @evan I have no faith that any of those results were real. Even today, I doubt the accuracy of text votes.

    ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs, to random
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    invispace,
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    @ItsTrainingCatsAndDogs Stop killing to feed the people you're killing. Great concept.

    Tweetfiction, to random

    So are we still gonna be quibbling over whether this woman is transphobic or nah?

    invispace,
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    @Tweetfiction People who can't accept change eventually die.

    jrconlin, to random
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    invispace,
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    @jrconlin My friend had one of these years ago. It was a disaster.

    invispace,
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    @jrconlin The cats were terrified of it, and it pretty much turned into cement shit mixer. Your fears are valid

    flexghost, to random
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    The new GOP budget cuts aid to Medicaid and food programs for families

    Remember when the GOP heckled Biden for calling out the GOP for this exact move way back in February?

    Pepperidge Farm remembers

    Headline Biden calls that Republicans, who heckled his State of the Union speech I hate to say this, but he’s been a pretty good president and his low approval ratings are as much a fault as the far left as the GOP

    invispace,
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    @flexghost It's the shitties game. Make the current administration look like garbage by hurting people, and then get the WH and do nothing to help the people they hurt. Tell those people you're bringing them jobs, fair wages, etc. but give them nothing.

    futurebird, to random
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    I know I've said I don't agree with doing call out posts. But this is a call out and each of you knows who you are.

    invispace,
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    @futurebird I feel seen.

    Radical_EgoCom, to random

    At any given moment you are significantly closer to being homeless than you are to being a billionaire.

    invispace,
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    @Radical_EgoCom On the other hand, almost everyone on the planet is closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos.

    Radical_EgoCom, to random

    Anyone who isn't happy for the UPS workers for this win needs to reevaluate their priorities.

    invispace,
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    @Radical_EgoCom Is that 50K/yr on top of their hourly or salaried compensation? That's amazing.

    cassidy, (edited ) to Starwars
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    Alright Star Wars peeps, I’m going to pin this thread of my non-spoiler-y Ahsoka thoughts. You can look here for my latest thoughts over the next seven weeks. :)

    I’ll post a separate content-warned thread with spoilers.

    And if you want to join me in watching it each week, check out my site! We synchronize our viewing and chat along on Discord.

    https://cassidyjames.com/starwars/ahsoka

    Thread to follow… and feel free to mute the thread if you’re not interested.

    invispace,
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    @cassidy I haven't watched Clone Wars and Rebels. I'm kinda forcing my way through the series. There's some Interesting stuff going on but it's not really capturing my imagination.

    georgetakei, to random

    It’s clear that most Republican leaders know Trump would be an electoral disaster, and that they can’t wait for him to be convicted and taken out of the running.

    Most of them are just just too gutless to say so publicly because they want his supporters as their own.

    invispace,
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    @georgetakei The whole situation has really highlighted the worst parts of politics and shown that what most of us think is happening, really is the norm.

    realTuckFrumper, to random
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    'Incredibly damaging': Legal expert says Trump’s attack on D.C. jury pool goes 'too far' https://www.rawstory.com/donald-trump-2662767220/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

    invispace,
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    @realTuckFrumper He's winning all the way to prison.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Trump is now facing so many indictments that I think we can throw some fun ones at him and he won't even notice:

    -conspiracy to date daughter

    -attempted literacy

    -illegally tiny hands

    -aggravated spray tan

    invispace,
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    @lowqualityfacts Ten point penalty for factual information.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Wow, I never would have guessed.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    invispace,
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    @lowqualityfacts Ironically, pasta and pizza are Chinese.

    flexghost, to random
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    "Make way! Matt Gaetz! I got you the underaged girl!"

    Gaetz got trolled hard.

    He was the keynote speaker at the Okaloosa County Republican Party's annual Lincoln Dinner. During his speech he was heckled by Michael Picard in a way that gives me happy legal-aged butterflies

    video/mp4

    invispace,
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    @flexghost "Can I have my doll back?"

    mike, to random
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    I don't know who needs to hear this, but the term "woke" didn't start with kids on Twitter.

    The was first recorded by Lead Belly in the 1930s in a song called "The Scottsboro Boys," about the dangers Black Americans faced traveling through states in the Deep South. The original line was "best stay woke," as in, "remain aware of the dangers of racism."

    Black communities shortened the term to "stay woke," over time, and eventually added "woke" as a state of being--or constant awareness.

    invispace,
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    @mike The word has been co-opted by the right to mean whatever they want it to mean. They don't care where it came from, only that it's something they can provide their voters to rally against.

    I honestly don't use woke anymore, not because it means something bad, but because it's meaning has been perverted to a good portion of the population. It's difficult to have meaningful conversations with people who hear a word or phrase and immediately go on alert.

    slothrop, to random
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    In case you’re currently looking for a job, a reminder:

    Those “requirements” that companies put in their postings - those are just a wishlist.

    If the job looks like it fits you, and you meet maybe 50% of the requirements, go for it.

    “You should hire me, because… “ - if you can complete this sentence, the role is worth applying for.

    invispace,
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    @slothrop I've never been "qualified" for a job I've taken based on the posting, and I've had some pretty sick jobs.

    Radical_EgoCom, to random

    When Governments make it illegal to feed hungry people and the Cops actually uphold that law without reservation, it's time to admit you live in an authoritarian police state run by oligarchs who want to control every resource and every minute of your time for their benefit.

    video/mp4

    invispace,
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    @Radical_EgoCom Holy f. That's insane.

    MeidasTouch, to random

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    Dear Republicans,

    We can't believe this needs to be said...But slavery did not 'benefit' Black Americans and the Holocaust did not did not help make Jews 'useful,' whatever that means.

    Despicable.

    invispace,
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    @MeidasTouch Did someone really extend this BS to Jews too now? Ugh.

    lowqualityfacts, to random
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    Next week: DeSantis claims that some Jews benefitted from the Holocaust, arguing that obesity was nonexistent in the concentration camps.

    invispace,
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    @lowqualityfacts He'll also be announcing that the Holocaust was helpful because we wouldn't have Anne Frank's diary otherwise.

    maxleibman, (edited ) to random
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    "Ad blockers are unethical—ads are how they pay to keep the lights on!”

    Exactly. It's how THEY pay to keep the lights on. It's not how I pay for anything. I didn't agree to see ads, although I'm ok with some ads; what I definitely didn't do is agree to be tracked and profiled and have arbitrary third-party code running on my computer just so I could read this awful, pointless, SEO-ified shitfest of an article that doesn't come close to answering the question I was googling.

    invispace,
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    @maxleibman I run a few websites and as a publisher of actually useful information, I have to struggle to keep the auto-ads down on the site.

    In the same vein... Video ads on websites is the worst thing ever.

    invispace, to random
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    If you choose to believe that everyone that responds to you sarcastically on the internet is agreeing with you, it's a much nicer life.

    Jdreben, to HashtagGames
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    invispace,
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    @Jdreben jaw

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