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yohannon

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🦨 Pro-pot parent, poly, pagan, pansexual and political pundit. 🦨
#TeamWeirdNerd 🤓

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Green_Footballs, to random
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no, i am not refreshing truth social over and over waiting for trump to start ranting

you’re refreshing truth social over and over waiting for trump to start ranting

yohannon,
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@Green_Footballs Considering how flipped out he's been at the smallest SUGGESTING of accountability??

Bless you for doing the hard work. (I can't even with that site so your efforts are wholeheartedly appreciated!)

willoremus, to random
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Today is the day Donald Trump became precedent.

yohannon,
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@willoremus Damn it, that's so freakin' good... and I've SEEN "Unprecedented:" so it should have been RIGHT THERE for me. 🤦🏼‍♂️

Binder, to random
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A Lærtes in the streets

A Polonius behind the sheets

yohannon,
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@Binder Ouch.

mvario, to random
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J.K. Rowling's Threat To Sue Journalists for Calling Out Holocaust Denial Backfires on Social Media | The Mary Sue

https://www.themarysue.com/j-k-rowling-holocaust-denial-nazi-transphobic/

> It was only a matter of time before Rowling stopped living around the corner from Nazis and started sharing an address with them.

yohannon,
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@mvario Ah yes, once again someone discovers the #StreisandEffect isn't just a theory after all... it's a direct corollary to #FAFO.

#PunchANazi #TERF

dannotdaniel, to random
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yohannon, (edited )
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@dannotdaniel damned if I didn’t hear Mr. Tyler’s little chuckle at that. 🛗

Edited to fix darn homonym. 🤦🏻‍♂️

flexghost, to random
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It’s Sunday

Just another good day in which to say Fuck The New York Times

yohannon,
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@flexghost the venn diagram of
some voters look back more positively" and "some voters have suffered a traumatic brain injury" is a perfect circle.

intransitivelie, to random
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In another era I could have been a revered polymath and wit, beloved of the salons of Europe and with the ear of kings. But since I hate writing things out longhand and I don't like socialites, it's probably best that I would in all likelihood have died in infancy.

yohannon,
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@intransitivelie

Birth.

In February 1963 my mom was 18 and in HARD labor with me for 72 hours. I was several weeks late (she still jokes about how I must have known what was coming) and bluntly should have been delivered caesarean; instead they crushed my skull dragging me out with forceps.

100 years ago (and only 39 years prior to that moment in Queens) I most certainly would have snuffed it. 🤷🏻‍♂️

maxleibman, (edited ) to random
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Inside you there are two wolves.

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yohannon,
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@maxleibman I thought there was three wolves... how could you forget Wolf Platinum for Enterprise level support?

yohannon, to random
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Now if only they had the alt text already associated with them those would be GOLDEN.

Yeah, I know I can fix that. Just haven't had time yet. Just found this in the last 15 minutes thank to the excellent @violetblue cyber security roundup. :P

https://www.flickr.com/photos/danhon/albums/72177720314761105/

arstechnica, to random
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Musk claims Neuralink patient doing OK with implant, can move mouse with brain

Medical ethicists alarmed by Musk being "sole source of information" on patient.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/musk-claims-neuralink-patient-doing-ok-with-implant-can-move-mouse-with-brain/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

yohannon,
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@arstechnica Yeah, that "we're trying to make them click more" was a little oddly worded. I had this image of them applying increasingly strong electric shocks, and NOT in a Milgram way.

StillIRise1963, to random
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"New reporting from Politico reveals that President Joe Biden has nothing but sailor-mouthed contempt for former President Donald Trump behind closed doors, calling him a 'sick f--k' and a 'f--king a--hole.' "

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-biden-language-works-for-me/

yohannon,
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@StillIRise1963 For some strange reason I want to vote for him MORE now.

Just knowing he acknowledges that Trump is, indeed, a total dick? Proof his mind is as sharp as ever.

Green_Footballs, to random
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Wow. I’m not going to post any screenshots but Trump is going completely wild, lashing out and attacking E. Jean Carroll over and over at his crappy webshite. Really ugly stuff from Gateway Pundit and other far right weirdos.

yohannon,
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@Green_Footballs Of course he is. He WANTS to be dragged back into court over that crap over and over so he can scream and fund raise on being "persecuted" ("Search Did you mean 'prosecuted'?"). 🤦🏼‍♂️ 🙄

GottaLaff, to random
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Via LOLGOP:

Unemployment claims this week are 187,000, one of the lowest numbers ever recorded and nearly a record low per capita.

Maybe you're not impressed with going from record high claims under to record lows under .

But it is remarkable that the number is lower now than BEFORE the pandemic.

yohannon,
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@GottaLaff Sadly much of the reason it's lower: Long C and death.

We've lost way more people than people realize. It's why the billionaires are so desperate to repeal child labor laws... it's getting harder to bend people over, especially as it relates to remote work.

yohannon, to random
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This week's Cybersecurity roundup from @violetblue has this important reminder:

hypnogoria, to random
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A drop of dream fuel - Three Worlds by MC Escher

yohannon,
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@hypnogoria Many art pundits like to dismiss Escher as a technician who uses gimmicks... and then you see something like this amazing litho. Nice choice.

mimarek, to news

More and more people are buying physical DVD/Blu-ray media.

I have been saying for some time, you can't depend on streaming services to keep your favorite shows available.

Same for music.

Oppenheimer's Christoper Nolan encouraged fans to embrace "a version you can buy and own at home and put on a shelf so no evil streaming service can come steal it from you."

https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20240102-oppenheimer-and-the-resurgence-of-blu-ray-and-dvds-were-now-in-the-age-of-streaming-anxiety

#News #Streaming #TV #Film #DVD #bluray #Oppenheimer

yohannon,
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@purple @Binder @mr_daemon @Da_Gut @mimarek I’ve been pulling CDs burned on crappy generic media burned mid 90’s and my biggest issue was dealing with MacOS hfs support (fixable with an homebrew open source utility); zero media rot, though there are half a dozen discs I want try polishing to get them to mount.

Commercial discs effectively last a lifetime; or at least until a quality jump (dvd to 4K) makes it worth it.

LadyDragonfly, to random

If a cisgender person gets upsetti spaghetti because you used the Latin prefix cis- to describe them, I think the best thing to do is comply with their request and use the Greek synonyms homo- (same) and hetero- (different) instead.

Problemo solved, my homogender buddy.

yohannon,
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@LadyDragonfly @karlauerbach @johnshirley2024 @npdemers Wait, I've been offline a lot. Holidays, dealing with past traumas, a lot of good stuff, some bad. You know... life.

What the AF is this?

I'm a cis white male. If people think that's a pejorative, then I suspect they think "woke" is as well. 🤨

Either that, or guilty conscience much?

SrRochardBunson, (edited ) to Artist

In the future that I want to live in, just about everyone is an artist and a scientist and whatever else they want to do.

Didn't we use to call that being a well-rounded human being?

Or a person with even more interests a "Renaissance Man"?

Where are my Generalist people?

Signed,
A proud human.

yohannon,
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@RnDanger @SrRochardBunson

Rounded corners? 🤔

Binder, to random
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My favorite comedy era was the Gilda-ed Age.

yohannon,
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@Binder but it was such a little, tiny, teeny, itty, bitty, weeny age. ;-)

stumblewyk, to eagles
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Fans of @nfl teams not named the : what's it like not actively hating your team for most of the game, only for them to make you love them all over again in the final couple minutes and needing to have your heart restarted with an AED? Also, I can only assume you have a head of luxurious locks of bountiful flowing hair from your lack of stress. So what's that like, too?

yohannon,
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@stumblewyk @nfl well most of us are busy hating on the Eagles TBH 🤷🏻‍♂️(signed, a Niner fan 😜)

Binder, to random
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  • yohannon,
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    @Binder And advertising for such a position during "No Nut November" seems somewhat cheeky to me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

    arstechnica, to random
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    Funeral home of horrors: Owners arrested after 190 rotting corpses found

    Owners charged with abuse of corpse, theft, money laundering, and forgery.

    https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/11/funeral-home-of-horrors-owners-arrested-after-190-rotting-corpses-found/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

    yohannon,
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    @arstechnica JFC WTAF OMG BBQ

    I literally can't throw enough acronyms at this. 190 bodies... that's a jumbo jet crash in gruesomely slow motion.

    And they've release some of the bodies back to the families... well, isn't THAT just re-inflicting the trauma of a loved one's death all over again. 🤦🏼‍♂️

    There isn't enough money in Colorado to recompense those people... but it will be a mission to try.

    Alice, to random
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    Beetlejuice sandworm porn

    yohannon,
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    @Alice The Spooge Must Flow?

    xantha, to random
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    while doing touch ups today, the painter got dark blue paint on our brand new grey carpet 😡 right at the doorway too, not like in a hard to notice place ....

    yohannon,
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    @xantha Wow, how hard was it to get rid of those red circles?

    (ducks) I know, darn it, can't a human snark a little bit here? SHEESH. ;-)

    RickiTarr, to random
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    A PG-13 Question!

    What is the weirdest place you've had sex?

    yohannon,
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    @RickiTarr In a hollow tree on Mount Tamalpais. Full moon. Mind you, this was in the 90's... 🤷🏼‍♂️ ...but a peak weird experience that blew my mind.

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