GottaLaff, (edited )
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#WompWomp #BillionaireMyAss 1/…

#Trump has been unable to get bond for $464 million judgment, his lawyers say

In a filing to an appeals court, Trump's attorneys said getting the bond needed to halt proceedings while they appeal is a "practical impossibility." #legal https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-unable-get-bond-464-million-judgment-lawyers-say-rcna143860

msbellows,
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@GottaLaff
Note that Trump is asking an appeals court to excuse him from obtaining a bond pending appeal because he can't come up with the money --

-- and then his appeal will ask the same court to find there's no basis for the verdict finding that he lied when he said he was worth billions.

It's absolutely gorgeous.

cowvin,
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@msbellows @GottaLaff I'm looking forward to finding out how much he's really worth.

shansterable,
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@GottaLaff
Turns out that when your crime is fraudulently overvaluing your assets, none of the surety companies want to accept those fraudulently overvalued assets as collateral. The only way to find out their true value is to sell them.

He's exhausted ALL of his favors. None left to call in. Everyone that knows him well doesn't trust him to make good on his payments.

While low-income Americans are forced to sell their primary residences to pay for healthcare, refuses to liquidate his holdings to pay the bond. That is America in a nutshell.

Trump is over a barrel. Boo fucking hoo. I hope that Don Jr., Eric, Ivanka, and Tiffany are lying in bed at night livid that their father has ruined their name, cast shame on their family, and will most likely evaporate their inheritance.

GottaLaff,
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@shansterable ✔️

mmalc,

@GottaLaff
‘The other bond companies will not “accept hard assets such as real estate as collateral,”’

No, really?

They won't accept real estate as security against a fine levied because the defendant was found guilty of inflating real estate prices?

Good heavens.

🙄

deborahh,
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@mmalc @GottaLaff so. Unfair. 😭🧐

Wileymiller,
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@mmalc @GottaLaff

How long until Trump refers to himself as a hostage?

GottaLaff,
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@Wileymiller He'll record a new anthem with himself singing. @mmalc

Wileymiller,
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@GottaLaff @mmalc

His ass will provide the percussion.

GottaLaff,
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@Wileymiller Too big and squishy, no resonance. @mmalc

mmalc,

@GottaLaff @Wileymiller

“Nothing compares 2 me”

BonehouseWasps,
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@GottaLaff @Wileymiller @mmalc I kind of want to hear that, tbh.

More likely he'll be on Cameo wishing fascists happy birthday for spare change.

dbc3,
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GottaLaff,
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@dbc3 yes? @mmalc

dbc3,
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@GottaLaff @mmalc
accidental - too many plates spinning

GottaLaff,
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@dbc3 Ah, okay

GottaLaff,
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2/ Via Klasfeld:

Reminder:

Unless an appellate court intervenes, Trump's civil fraud judgment becomes collectible 30 days after it is entered — that is, exactly a week from today.

darthstar,
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@GottaLaff

So we're about a week away from finding out just how deep in debt he actually is, as his creditors are going to want to get paid back before any assets are seized.

juglugs,
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@GottaLaff

He needs to do what every other person who can't afford bail does then...

GottaLaff,
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3/ lol

Via Rupar:

Trump two weeks ago: "I have a lot of money. I can do what I want to do"

GottaLaff,
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4/ Via Lisa Rubin:

In other words, Trump is saying to the First Department: “Give me a stay for free but let me keep borrowing money in the meantime.” John Sauer is a good lawyer—but I’m interested in how he squares this circle if and when an oral argument happens.

GottaLaff,
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5/ Rubin:

But now, they are asking a full panel of the Appellate Division to stay enforcement of the money portion of the judgment without a bond while “maintain[ing] all other aspects of he interim stay.”

WackyIdeas,
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@GottaLaff Ready for the Supreme Court to do something to save s soldi

GottaLaff,
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@WackyIdeas And they will.

WagesOf,
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@GottaLaff what a maroon. The rules are "you have to escrow the money after you lose to even have an appeal be considered" and he's like "How about I just don't pay?"

WackyIdeas,
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@WagesOf When will the US Marshall seize ’s property? I’m getting tired of waiting for consequences. @GottaLaff @Itchy

WagesOf,
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@WackyIdeas @GottaLaff @Itchy new yorkers have been waiting for this criminal to see a jail cell since the 80s.

Get to the back of the sheudenfraude line noob! 😎🤣

solownh,
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@GottaLaff

There is no rule he hasn't bent

GottaLaff,
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@solownh HE'S bent.

JorgeStolfi,
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@GottaLaff

I would bet a hundredth of a penny (my gambling limit) that Trump is not just illiquid (he does not have enough cash on hand to pay his immediate debts) but actually insolvent (his total assets are worth less than his total liabilities). While he has billions in real estate, he must have even bigger debts.

And I bet also that he has been in that situation for decades; and has been playing the game "borrow from Peter to pay Paul" all that time.

RazzleDK,
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@GottaLaff I hear an entire orchestra of teeny tiny violins playing.

SurrealSeal,
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@RazzleDK @GottaLaff

Oh, the humiliation!!!
Not only has he failed to get a bond, but he has had to admit that to a court.
🤣 🤣 🤣

selje,
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@GottaLaff
Perhaps lenders are finally understanding that "Everything Trump touches dies" is not just a trope... 🤔 🙄 😜

arniepix,

@GottaLaff
I would love to see the group text thread of the Chubb board members.

"Does anyone know who's idea it was to issue the E. Jean Carroll Bond? Are they still employed by us?"

GottaLaff,
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@arniepix I can't believe they fell for it the first time.

Cdespinosa,
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@GottaLaff Putting the “poor” in “poor loser”

cindyweinstein,

@GottaLaff. Makes me think of a certain someone's jacket with words on the back that being with "I really don't. . . "

GottaLaff,
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terag1e,

@GottaLaff maybe his political run this time around is first and foremost all about cash? Admittedly if he wins, an added benefit is he can make the federal cases disappear.

But maybe, just maybe, he's all about the cash this time. He gets more cash the more outlandish (fascist) his comments are.

The legacy he leaves behind? The "new" GOP has been converted to fascism and Christian religious zealots.

We are going to live with this problem a lot longer than being around.

GottaLaff,
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@terag1e It's about staying out of prison AND $$

xs4me2, (edited )
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GottaLaff,
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@xs4me2 Works for me

asbestos,
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@GottaLaff

What a fuckin' penis head.

fulanigirl,
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@GottaLaff Running like crazy today but logged on just to see your wompage! 😆

GottaLaff,
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@fulanigirl Wompage is always worth a dip in.

I'm not on as much either. House stuff.

canleaf,
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@GottaLaff I hope he goes to the big house now… That one with bars and Swedish curtains.

otownKim,
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@GottaLaff This has made my day!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Diaper Don needs a truckload of diapers Stat!!

GottaLaff,
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@otownKim 😁

asbestos,
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@GottaLaff
I'll bet the same chuds that are outraged at reforming cash bail are all upset at this "unreasonable" amount of money

tinkb333,
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@GottaLaff I wish I felt something other than schadenfreude and contempt.

He's going to need to sell some assets.

GottaLaff,
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@tinkb333 I feel the same and I have no problem with that, lol

cynblogger,
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@GottaLaff
Sell MAGA-Lago.
Sell penthouses.
Sell golf courses.
Sell hotels.
Borrow from Jared.
Go fk*ing bankrupt!
Sell every damn asset & pay your bills!

God knows all of us would have to find resources to pay a legal judgment, no matter the hardship or perpetual poverty we’d endure.

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff
Maggie Haberman to host a Telethon this week on NewsMax.
Raising funds for Dear Leader.
Donnie's Kids.
Operators will be standing by to take your donation.
😐

timo21,
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@ChrisHolladay @GottaLaff I can't find the link for that.

GottaLaff,
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@timo21 @ChrisHolladay It's a joke. Right Chris?

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff @timo21 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

GottaLaff,
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@ChrisHolladay Which means... ? @timo21

ChrisHolladay,
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@GottaLaff @timo21
Joke
Parody
But knowing our luck I could see this happening 😕

GottaLaff,
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@ChrisHolladay Yes, that's what I thought. I didn't understand all the laughing emojis w/o a response though. @timo21

Bam,
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@GottaLaff @pauliehedron

So the go fund me isn’t working out then? 😏

JeanPoole_AZ,
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@Bam @GottaLaff @pauliehedron My curiosity got the better of me. 24k donations 🤦🏻

$1,357,490 raised of $355,000,000 goal

Bam,
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@JeanPoole_AZ @GottaLaff @pauliehedron

So close. That should cover some post judgment interest.

tiamat271,
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@Bam @GottaLaff @pauliehedron And I really thought the sneakers were going to come through for him…

Bam,
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@tiamat271 @GottaLaff @pauliehedron

Should cover what the steaks don’t.

GottaLaff,
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@Bam 🎻 @pauliehedron

dbc3,
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@GottaLaff Too bad Mastodon does not have a button for "I love this so much I just had a mini orgasm"

GottaLaff,
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@dbc3 HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!

Lazarou,
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@GottaLaff a message for Donald "Bloodbath" Trump at this difficult time (for him)

peachfront,
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@GottaLaff

whodda thunkit? the guy convicted of lying about having zillions of dollars doesn't even have 464 millions of dollars, which is way less than those billions he said he had, too bad so sad, i vote for NY to seize his buildings for a quick sale to settle some of these debts

🍾 🍿 🙂

GottaLaff,
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@peachfront And lied in his deposition.

zakalwe,
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@GottaLaff @peachfront ... Which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone.

GottaLaff,
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@zakalwe @peachfront It isn't. I always wonder why people default to that phrase.

Outrage? yes. Alarm? yes. Anger? yes. Disgust? yes. But surprise? No.

zakalwe,
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@GottaLaff @peachfront (sorry for unthinkingly voicing the cliché...)

GottaLaff,
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@zakalwe No, it's fine. Just a pet peeve of mine. I take your point. @peachfront

zakalwe,
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@GottaLaff @peachfront I know it's a pet peeve, which is why I TRY to remember not to do it. 😅

GottaLaff,
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@zakalwe You're very kind, lol. Thanks for understanding. @peachfront

RodneyPetersonTalent,
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@GottaLaff

In the words of Daddy Dewdrop “Don’t Ya Jes’ Love It”

Too bad shitbird:

https://deadline.com/2024/03/trump-fraud-judgment-bond-1235861190/

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