CactuarJoe,
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Folks it is 8pm Eastern and that means there's only one hour left until , the weekly monster movie watch party!

This week we're watching THE PIT AND THE PENDULUM (1961), a Roger Corman grand guignol featuring the very mobile face of Vincent Price!

If you'd like to join us, the flick's free on Tubi or you can download from Archive.org right over here: https://archive.org/details/pit-and-the-pendulum

Be there or bisected!

CactuarJoe,
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Fifteen minutes until ! Last warning to set up your filters! Consider this your schlock tornado siren!

wooOOOOOOOOoooo!

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💡 TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS 💡

(where applicable)

CactuarJoe,
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Oo, inkblot opening. BLOOOOOOOOD BLOOOOD BLOOD

CactuarJoe,
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It's a scale model of the Nile river delta.

CactuarJoe,
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ZER CASTLE! Early Corman baronial style, very chic

CactuarJoe,
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American International, responsible for the cowboy in Dracula adaptations

CactuarJoe,
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Antony Carbone, the Italians will yell at you if you put bacon in him.

CactuarJoe,
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Is this the same forest from The Undead?

CactuarJoe,
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The funky Donia Medina

CactuarJoe,
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Man they've got some BUSY SPIDERS in this house.

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HI! I'm Vincent Price, I'll take over from here.

CactuarJoe,
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I'm sorry, son. Your sister came down with Rockinuemonia and the Boogie Woogie Flu.

It is invariably fatal.

CactuarJoe,
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Jeez, that room. He's gonna be woken up in the middle of the night by Terri Garr in a nightgown.

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"The atmosphere is heavy in here"

Yeah, Corman never had what I'd call a light touch.

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"The coloring, the same configuration"

The same transmission and crankshaft

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She died of FRIGHT!? IT IS THE TINGLER!!

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Jeez, watch it with the torch, Vince.

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"His depravity is not yours, Nicholas!"

Yeah, you've got your OWN special depravity! All yours!

CactuarJoe,
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Look, Vince, she just wanted to spice up your love life, that's all.

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I find it hard to believe neck ruffs have been in style THAT long.

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Nice Tank/Fighter/Healer configuration there

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Nicholas, being attacked by his own turtleneck sweater

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Look around, you'll see a cigar burning in an ashtray.

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She was only LIGHTLY tortured!

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Vince has such a great Hurt Puppy expression.

CactuarJoe,
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Noises Coming From Other Rooms: The Movie!

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Seems like a lot of problems would be solved in this castle by the simple introduction of an intercom.

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Jeez, the painting wasn't THAT bad. :/

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Oh sure, blame the servants 9_9

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...Gromless?

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Dude said "EXHUME" like he was announcing the next phase of the orgy.

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Montressor!

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Nicholas climbing the stairs, his last two brain cells bouncing back and forth like one of those plastic clackers

CactuarJoe,
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Almost an hour and so far the only pit we've seen has been the conversation pit.

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"C'mon downstairs, Nick, I've got the wax warming up and the leather straps all ready for you!"

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Oh man, this is classic goth shit right here. I've never seen it played so straight!

moira,
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@CactuarJoe ironic, given it's vincent price :D

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I desperately want Vince's bathrobe, that is style

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"Elizabeth, you call me all the way down here in the middle of the night, I'm exhausted, can't it wait for morning?"

CactuarJoe,
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She looks pretty good for a woman who's been dead three months.

CactuarJoe,
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Wait, are they about to Scooby Doo this shit? Is the doctor making a play for Nick's real estate?

CactuarJoe,
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...YEAH, WE GET THE IRONIC PARALLELS, THANKS

CactuarJoe,
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Oh man we are getting a WHOLE big slab of Vincent Price here :D #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Located: One Pit #Monsterdon

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HA! "Oh, hi, Nick, I-" WHACK! #Monsterdon

CactuarJoe,
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Oh this is DEFINITELY a Castlevania boss room. #Monsterdon

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Man, I desperately want to put some onions and garlic under that thing and see what happens. #Monsterdon

jonny,
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@CactuarJoe if i had a pendulum i would find a way to do everything with it #monsterdon

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