MissPixiePancake, (edited ) to Humor
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Rational me:
Sphere cat. What a ridiculous notion!

Emotional me: Eyes basketball suspiciously.

#Humor #Funny #Lol #Fun #Humour #Cat #Cats #SphereCat

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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When you tell your peevish cat that you have a sliver.

metin, to Funny
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ChrisPirillo, (edited ) to random
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Not Slytherin, eh? Are you sure?

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metin, to Logic
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metin, to SpiderMan
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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OMG, I used the turbo setting.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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When you wake up with Troll doll hair.

Drakre52, to Humor
MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Frank, once again, needed Mr. Mittens’ help to change a recessed lighting bulb.

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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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My ex and I used to call making the bed “bed making activities.” What fun is making a bed if there isn’t a mysterious cat sized lump under the sheets or blankets?

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Don’t be ridiculous. I would never stick my face in an exhaust pipe.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Who is this Snowball of whom you speak?

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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You can reach me between 6:01 and 6:05 any day with a B in it.

RiaResists, to earthquake
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Alt white plastic table on green grass, 4 plastic chairs of which one fell over due to
We will rebuild

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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For breakfast in bed, I’d like the kibble and some Fancy Feast on the side. Please serve them on the silver dishes.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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My ringer was off.

br00t4c, to random
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MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Just when you think that you’re killing it at parenting.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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“I assure you that the pizza diet is a thing.” —Gary

metin, to Meme
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reginagrogan, to mastodon
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Do y’all remember when we were like 12 years old and like torrenting movies?

and then you get the torrent and it’s like the good the bad and the ugly but it’s dubbed in Chinese and you’re just like…

I was so l33t I feel like I got like 500 computer viruses that year

remember, when people would steal software cause it software as a service wasn’t invented and you could own software?

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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Smaller plants are on their own.

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