rivoluzioneurbanamobilita, to tesla Italian
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Una in full-self driving mode non ha visto un treno e i segnali che di avviso del passaggio a livello

La guida autonoma non ci salverà. La persona alla guida, secondo quanto riportato dall'articolo, era vigile, ma era convinta che il sistema di assistenza di tesla "non potesse non accorgersi" del treno, e ha sterzato all'ultimo, salvandosi.

Il video è impressionante. La supervisione umana di sistemi quasi automatici non funziona.

@news

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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NEW RULE:

anyone who engages Full Self Drive must pay $8,000 for this mandatory loudspeaker attachment and warning light.

The loudspeaker features the Peter Griffen Laugh at 100 continuous decibels whenever self-drive is engaged.

Cheese finish extra. The cheese finish will mold, but it will not rust. Might be bulletproof. Probably is. 🧀

#CYBERTRUCK #FSD #TESLA #FAIL #CYBERDOOFUS

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SteveThompson, to TeslaMotors
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"Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck"

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

br00t4c, to tesla
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Tesla wanted to make 20 million cars a year by 2030. Never mind

https://qz.com/tesla-elon-musk-production-goal-evs-electric-cars-1851499680

br00t4c, to tesla
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br00t4c, to tesla
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Lucid joins Tesla and Rivian in cutting workers as EV sales growth slows

https://qz.com/lucid-ev-layoffs-saudi-arabia-funding-tesla-rivian-1851499673

tk, to tesla
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I wonder if purposely made the Model 3 uglier than the Model S. :blobfoxthinkgoogly:

br00t4c, to tesla
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Mechanical-Armed Grimes Flees Elon Musk Compound With Five Wives In Stolen Cybertruck

https://www.theonion.com/mechanical-armed-grimes-flees-elon-musk-compound-with-f-1851488909

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dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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new game:

someone I know who owns a Tesla said that the self-drive mode tends to hug the curb. he tried it out with his hands on the wheel.. 🤦‍♂️

apparently you can tell who's been using it by looking for damage on the front wheel rim 👀

these things should not be on the streets

br00t4c, to tesla
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Tesla has slashed production of its best-selling EV in China

https://qz.com/tesla-production-cuts-evs-model-y-china-biden-tariffs-1851498728

StreetDogg, to random German
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Es gibt hier eine Liste an Neuerungen, die für Twitter angekündigt wurden, aber dann nie passiert sind:

https://x.com/emeraldappul/status/1793320087681638766

Das ist auch deshalb witzig, weil es ähnliche Listen für Tesla gibt. Und SpaceX hat auch schon viele Ankündigungen wegignoriert. Ich glaube die Boring Company auch.

Der Mythos von Elmo Musk basiert auf seinem persönl. Kultstatus, darauf, dass er ein sehr persönliches, inspirierendes Marketing macht mit großen Ideen, die Leute & Investoren bahnbrechend & cool finden.

PeterSoukup,
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@StreetDogg I think the world is finally waking up to the fact that Musk (along with Trump) are the greatest con men of the 21st century ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPt9hAC24MI

br00t4c, to tesla
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Tesla's Autopilot safety, Biden's EV tariffs, and BMW's labor problem: Autos news roundup

https://qz.com/tesla-elon-musk-stellantis-biden-tariffs-china-evs-bmw-1851497481

TechDesk, to tesla
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Just last month Elon Musk announced that Tesla would be launching its own robotaxi service in August, but to this date, its driverless testing hasn’t even begun because its software isn’t ready.

Its competitor Waymo, by comparison, launched its driverless taxi in 2020 in the residential streets in the Phoenix suburbs, and continues to gradually ratchet up the difficulty level of its routes — steering clear of freeways and relying on human backup in case of emergencies.

Has Tesla underestimated the work required to build a safe driverless taxi service? @arstechnica considers the challenges Musk’s company could have ahead.

https://flip.it/NFoq_x

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dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
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It's an absolute crime that these fucking things are allowed on our streets. Anyone who engages "Full Self Drive" is putting ME in danger.

Fuck that.

https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

GottaLaff, to tesla
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A #Tesla owner says his car’s ‘self-driving’ technology failed to detect a moving train ahead of a crash caught on camera

A video viewed millions of times on social media shows a Tesla almost crashing into a train. Documents from Tesla show the car was in Full Self-Driving mode at the time.
https://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/tesla-owner-says-cars-self-driving-mode-fsd-train-crash-video-rcna153345

br00t4c, to tesla
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'Sounds like it's made of plastic': Tesla Cybertruck driver tries taking it off-road. It backfires

https://www.dailydot.com/news/tesla-cybertruck-off-road-fail/

paninid, to tesla
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The Total Stock Market Index Fund Investor Shares ($VTSMX) holds about 83.91 million shares of , representing 2.64% of shares.

The Vanguard Institutional Total Stock Market Index Fund ($VITNX) holds roughly 83.28 million shares of Tesla, making up 2.62% of all shares.

The Vanguard 500 Index Fund Investor Shares ($VFINX) fund holds about 64.52 million Tesla shares, accounting for 2.03% of the company's shares.

What’s in your wallet, er ?

br00t4c, to tesla
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Teslas can still be stolen with a cheap radio hack despite new keyless tech

https://arstechnica.com/?p=2026474

Hypx, to TeslaMotors
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Things are really falling apart for Tesla in Europe now. This should continue to get worse for them as they have no new cars worth buying.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-05-22/tesla-tsla-europe-sales-fall-to-15-month-low-in-slow-start-to-q2

#EV #BEV #tesla #europe

DemocracyMattersALot, to tesla
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I just saw my first live-and-in-person CyberTruck, and it did not disappoint.

It was the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever witnessed.

dbc3, to tesla
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I have a feeling that if this continues that ugly piece of shit could get even uglier. Or, if nobody has the vigilante spirit, perhaps with proper information the local constabulary could decorate it with a daily note under the wiper. 3d one comes with a trip to the pound to spring it for a couple of Benjamins

https://brokeassstuart.com/2024/05/08/san-francisco-cybertruck-crosswalk-parking/

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