RWA, to GraphicDesign
@RWA@super-gay.co avatar

Look at this graphic design hellscape... For my HR and design friends. 🥴 😵
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dh, to Funny
lackattack, to news
@lackattack@mastodon.social avatar

The party of patriotism, the protector of the American flag's 50 stars and 13 stripes, still roots for its downfall. And those rooting are their presidential candidates. WTF is wrong with these lunkheads

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/nikki-haley-texas-secede-us-isnt/story?id=106837677

masterdon1312, to ilaughed
@masterdon1312@mastodon.social avatar
NoelJPenaflor, to ilaughed
@NoelJPenaflor@bbq.snoot.com avatar
MarvinGS, to random German

Puh. droht mir damit, mein Konto zu schließen, weil ich einem Freund 15 Euro für eine Flasche Havana Club erstatten wollte und "Danke für den Havana" als Kommentar drunter geschrieben habe.

"Uns ist aufgefallen, dass Sie PayPal als Zahlungsmethode für den Verkauf von Artikeln bewerben, die möglicherweise aus Cuba stammen."

MarvinGS,

"Um diese Compliance-Anfrage rechtzeitig zu lösen, senden Sie uns die folgenden Informationen: Details/Dokumente zur Erläuterung, wo der Havana Club Rum hergestellt bzw. produziert wurde. "

Die sollten vielleicht von Lack auf Havana Club umsteigen...

ferricoxide, to random

If someone were to ask, "describe today's weather in one word," I'd have to reply, "creepy".

It's 60°, humid …and there's still a smol amount of snow on the ground from Friday's snows (and sub-20s temperatures).

ferricoxide,

And in today's installment of creepy weather...

It's 77°.

On January 26th.

In northern Virginia.

l0ve30, to Tennis
@l0ve30@mastodon.world avatar

Yea - perfect analysis from Coco "in second set, I got a bit passive. So, I was trying to be aggressive & hit through in the third set"

NoelJPenaflor, to ilaughed
@NoelJPenaflor@bbq.snoot.com avatar
alexanderhay, to kentucky
@alexanderhay@mastodon.social avatar

THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES:

" Pushes Bill to Make With First Cousin Not Incest...

"...The amendment would also reduce the designation of incest by contact to a Class D for some cases...

"....[House Bill 269 sponsor Nick] Wilson, then a 27-year-old public defender, first shot to prominence when he won the 37th season of the reality TV show in 2018..."

https://www.newsweek.com/kentucky-bill-sex-first-cousins-not-incest-nick-wilson-1861398

skobkin, to Russia Russian
@skobkin@lor.sh avatar

Итоги рабочего дня:

Уёбки второй день продолжают блокировать VPN по протоколам.

Я перебираю различные варианты подключения к корпоративным ресурсам.

Остаются два маскирующихся варианта:

  • SSTP
  • OpenVPN через Cloak

Первый работает только на убунтах потому, что требуется настройка, которой просто нет вне убунты в NetworkManager
Второй требует OpenVPN 3, которого нет в Gentoo.

MikroTik (RouterOS) не умеет OpenVPN со статическим ключом, а на сертификат для SSTP ругается.

Пробую ещё пачку промежуточных вариантов разной степени всратости.

В итоге под конец дня результаты:

✅ Доступ к корпоративным ресурсам восстановлен через QEMU-виртуалку с Ubuntu 22.04 где поднят SSTP, включён форвардинг и маскарад, а на хосте я дёргаю написанный шелл-скрипт, который прокидывает маршруты до корпоративных ресурсов через эту виртуалку
⚠️ Поработал по таскам чуть больше часа

2024 год. Россия. Пиздец.

imtheq, to marketing
@imtheq@realsocial.life avatar

You know, maybe there's a reason advertising is an actual profession, and perhaps - I know, CRAZY TALK - not everyone should be making their own ads.

jackwilliambell, to cyberpunk
@jackwilliambell@rustedneuron.com avatar

Here's something straight out of a novel:

> The MouthPad^ is a tongue-driven interface that controls your computer, smartphone, or tablet via Bluetooth. Virtually invisible to the world, but always available to you, it is positioned across the roof of your mouth to put all of the power of a conventional touchpad at the tip of your tongue. https://www.augmental.tech/

seldo, (edited ) to random
@seldo@alpaca.gold avatar

Do you have a device that can receive radio broadcasts in your house (not your car)?

spacemagick,
@spacemagick@mastodon.social avatar

@seldo
Who doesn't have a radio?!

NoelJPenaflor, to ilaughed
@NoelJPenaflor@bbq.snoot.com avatar
RememberUsAlways, to iran
@RememberUsAlways@newsie.social avatar

I think it's cute that and attack all nations of the world then blame everyone else for "raising tension."



meisterluk, to security

,#cnka^q'I|#u'FJnDm%(:MBX.

did not get accepted as my new password. It does not contain a digit. What's up with this world we live in?

NoelJPenaflor, to ilaughed
@NoelJPenaflor@bbq.snoot.com avatar
LibrarianRA, to Vintage
@LibrarianRA@worldkey.io avatar

Douche with LYSOL - 😬
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1946 Lysol advertisements
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#Lysol #Advertisement #hygiene #HealthAndBeauty #Retro #Vintage #Abortion #Wth #Wtf

YurkshireLad, to ontario
@YurkshireLad@mastodon.social avatar
Philsturgeon, to random
@Philsturgeon@mastodon.green avatar

“Bikes are ok in the city, but in the countryside we need to move firewood around.” Ok baby. 🤣

outofcontrol,
@outofcontrol@phpc.social avatar

@Philsturgeon Electric only goes so far on chainsaws at this. I hear ya there. Around Montreal we are seeing a lot of the “good” arborists now use electric for tree work. Now to get rid of the gas leaf blowers… no snow this winter (until today) and the neighbours have been out using their leaf blowers like mad 😡 throughout the holidays. !

NoelJPenaflor, to ilaughed
@NoelJPenaflor@bbq.snoot.com avatar
torsten_torsten, to bluesky

Did you know... that scans messages containing the string "Jack Dorsey" and uses bot's to reply to them, disrupting the conversation?

NoelJPenaflor, to ilaughed
@NoelJPenaflor@bbq.snoot.com avatar
YurkshireLad, to ageofsigmar
@YurkshireLad@mastodon.social avatar

While watching a video on , they offered me a video in the sidebar to watch titled "how to handle his soft penis". I'm not sure how they worked out that recommendation!

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