maxleibman, to TeslaMotors
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After months, I finally started seeing Cybertrucks in real life. I have to hand it to Elon and Tesla: there is some impressive design and engineering here. Specifically, they have created a vehicle that is impossible to photograph, because none of the pictures of this thing convey just how butt-ugly it is in real life.

The first time I saw one, earlier this month, was head-on, parked facing out in a parking structure, and my brain had a hard time resolving it as an object.

maxleibman,
@maxleibman@mastodon.social avatar

The second Cybertruck I saw was also head-on, but in motion, as its driver was turning way too fast into a supermarket parking lot, entering through the one-way exit lane I was trying to use to leave the lot.

Which, to be fair, is 100% on-brand for anyone who would consider owning a Cybertruck.

StreetDogg, to random German
@StreetDogg@norden.social avatar

Es gibt hier eine Liste an Neuerungen, die für Twitter angekündigt wurden, aber dann nie passiert sind:

https://x.com/emeraldappul/status/1793320087681638766

Das ist auch deshalb witzig, weil es ähnliche Listen für Tesla gibt. Und SpaceX hat auch schon viele Ankündigungen wegignoriert. Ich glaube die Boring Company auch.

Der Mythos von Elmo Musk basiert auf seinem persönl. Kultstatus, darauf, dass er ein sehr persönliches, inspirierendes Marketing macht mit großen Ideen, die Leute & Investoren bahnbrechend & cool finden.

PeterSoukup,
@PeterSoukup@mastodon.social avatar

@StreetDogg I think the world is finally waking up to the fact that Musk (along with Trump) are the greatest con men of the 21st century ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPt9hAC24MI

benroyce, to TeslaMotors
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Sad, cringe bros: " is a genius!"

in real life:

"#X Confirms Plan to Make 'Likes' Private, Remove Likes Tab From Profiles"

We all knew the was going to destroy , but the carnage is embarrassing

All you can do is grab a tub of popcorn and gawk at the show that is the eviscerating the

https://www.macrumors.com/2024/05/23/x-twitter-to-make-likes-private/

drahardja, to TeslaMotors
@drahardja@sfba.social avatar

Oh look, another Elon company stiffing its contractors.

“Texas property records show that Hydroz is one of more than two dozen companies that have filed at least 72 liens since 2019 against sites developed by SpaceX and its contractors. Combined, Reuters found, the liens have sought payments totaling more than $2.5 million.”

https://www.reuters.com/technology/space/musks-spacex-is-quick-build-texas-slow-pay-its-bills-2024-05-13/

drahardja, (edited ) to tesla
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Oh wow, no way, I thought firing everyone in the Supercharger division was a deliberate, well-thought-out decision!

“Here's the inside story of why Elon Musk fired the entire Tesla Supercharger staff—Employees say it was a snap decision after he got an answer he didn't like”

https://www.autoblog.com/2024/05/15/heres-the-inside-story-of-why-elon-musk-fired-the-entire-tesla-supercharger-staff/

SergKoren, to TeslaMotors
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Elon is not God. He’s not even all that intelligent. He just has the ability to con people. Remind you of anyone else?

nafnlaus, to TeslaMotors Icelandic
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"Fun" fact: 's compensation plan, expected to be approved by the combination of retail shareholder enablers and the fact that many major market funds don't vote their shares, would be enough to pay 6-figure salaries to all ~14000 recently laid-off employees for 40 years.

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Elon Musk has claimed that the 2024 presidential election would likely be the last to be decided by US citizens, blaming an “influx” of illegal immigrants being allowed to vote.

Luckily 💩 is never right about anything..😂

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-2024-election-last-us-citizens-b2542440.html

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hgbruenker, to TeslaMotors German
@hgbruenker@mastodon.social avatar

US-Milliardär auf Kuschelkurs mit rechten Parteien wie der ?
... er würde von einem Erfolg der angeblichen Patrioten vermutlich mehr profitieren als "der kleine Mann" in Deitschland.

https://www.telepolis.de/features/Elon-Musk-auf-Kuschelkurs-mit-der-AfD-9712620.html

FuckElon, to tesla
@FuckElon@mastodon.social avatar

The entire net profit of tesla, since its first profit in 2020, is about $35 billion.

Their entire net profit, since the beginning.

Musk's compensation plan, that shareholders are being asked to approve, is worth today about $45 billion.

Profits from last quarter have fallen 55%, mainly because of Elon, btw.

Musk

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Tesla cuts all but 3 of its 3,400 listed jobs in North America

The company went through a wave of layoffs, which CEO Elon Musk described as "hard core," and saw at least six executives leave. In a series of back-to-back blows, the company's first-quarter earnings missed estimates by nearly every measure, it recalled nearly 4,000 Cybertrucks, and it entered a price war with Chinese EV rivals teaming up against the company.

is abandoning America slowly. 🐀

https://www.businessinsider.com/teslas-cuts-open-jobs-globally-hiring-freeze-musk-layoffs-cuts-2024-5

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Neuralink's brain-chip implant malfunctioned, and the company reportedly considered removing it from its human patient

The retraction of some of the threads caused the electrodes in the device to be less effective, Neuralink said. It said it had since made tweaks which in turn "produced a rapid and sustained improvement in BPS, that has now superseded Noland's initial performance."

Never let mess with your brain..
Think about SpaceX, Tesla, and twitter 1st 🤔

https://www.businessinsider.com/neuralink-weighed-removing-patient-brain-chip-implant-after-malfunction-report-2024-5

hanse_mina, to Bulgaria
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Internal Market Commissioner Thierry slapped down a last-ditch German effort to suspend the satellite communications network — a European rival to 's system.

's Vice-Chancellor Robert , who also serves as economy and climate minister, wants to delay the launch due to worries over what he called an “exorbitant” price tag.

https://www.politico.eu/article/brussels-blasts-back-berlin-over-gambit-stop-eu-starlink-rival/

ajsadauskas, to tesla
@ajsadauskas@aus.social avatar

After sacking the charging team at Tesla, the "free speech absolutist" has found a new way to save some a few dollars: Cancelling Summer internships he's already promised to students.

The interns get paid US$35 per hour:

https://gizmodo.com.au/2024/05/teslas-interns-reportedly-feeling-the-wrath-of-elon-musk/

andrew, to twitter
@andrew@esq.social avatar

Good news folks, despite having their SSL cert expire, continues to have a perfect uptime over the last 180 days. No incidents whatsoever.

What are we even doing over here?! That place sounds like Xanadu!

#x

https://status.twitterstat.us

IncredulousMike, to twitter
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MattBinder, to random
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mister free speech just openly pondering about deporting anyone, including American citizens, who does free speech

maddad,
@maddad@mastodon.world avatar

@MattBinder

And once again 💩 shows us he has no brain..

maddad, to TeslaMotors
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Great work 💩
💩 ruins everything💩

Tesla tells the EV industry: Fend for yourselves

Musk said that Tesla would still grow its Supercharger network, but "at a slower pace for new locations" with more focus on reliability.

Tesla drivers, meanwhile, were already worried about bigger lines at already-swamped chargers once other models of cars were given the keys to the kingdom.

https://www.businessinsider.com/teslas-supercharger-changes-hurt-wider-ev-industry-2024-5

PeterSoukup, to tesla Czech
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Musky boy trying to save the falling stock price of his techno-ponzi by announcing an "affordable" model ... I imagine how his couple of last projects have gone - Tesla Semi, Cyber-urinal ... I mean those expensive models are total crap from quality stand point, I imagine how this one is gonna look like ... I think Toyota, BYD, Volkswagen and others are going to destroy him ...
https://twitter.com/Factschaser/status/1783512823085105300

professorhank, to TeslaMotors
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eddie1perez, to random
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As a former director for civic integrity at Twitter, I’ve been disturbed for some time about what Elon Musk is doing with his private global platform.

Today, I took the step of leaving Twitter, completely.

Why?
Here’s my last tweet:
https://mem.ai/p/e83QTrTPntGEmmZYQUEc

Ottolaurie6,
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@eddie1perez I can’t believe my good fortune in having tired of the app() and attempting to enjoy real quality content on despite my cognitive challenges of chronic illness on the very day before the best post on that app was going ! I definitely wanted to know what the and former employees really wanted to share from their recent experiences.

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