virtualbri, to streaming
@virtualbri@mastodon.online avatar

Something especially funny about watching a mystery about a murder during a TV shoot that gets TV shooting all wrong.

I mean, they’re doing one. Can’t imagine what the crew was thinking during it.

#Mystery #Streaming #Fail

bsm, to ai German
@bsm@swiss.social avatar

KI generiert kein Wissen, sondern setzt gemäss voreingestellten Parametern und Algorithmen Wörter in eine in erster Linie grammatikalisch richtige Abfolge - in neuer Zusammensetzung.

Was darüber hinausgeht, bleibt am verfügbaren Datensatz an Informationen hängen. Sind die Informationen (aka der Datensatz) Müll, dann gibt KI grammatikalisch korrekten Müll in anderer Zusammensetzung wieder.

jgamet, to UX
@jgamet@mastodon.social avatar

How is having to select “no” 12 times to opt out of tracking and targeted ads acceptable? This is why ad, cookie, and tracker blockers are so popular. https://instagr.am/p/C7ZlpmCvB-b/

idunn, to Funny
@idunn@mas.to avatar
egonw, to Pubtips
@egonw@mastodon.social avatar

is a publisher with a lot of experience. You would think they would understand DOIs. They do not. As if they don't care about references and citations. If you see a "10/gh3n5k" about where you could expect a DOI, it probably was supposed to be a DOI. Maybe try to add some publisher value and work with the authors to fix that? Then you can also check if the author list is actually correct (no, it was not). Is this a N=1? No, it is not. It is a routine in

dannotdaniel, to TeslaMotors
@dannotdaniel@mastodon.social avatar

NEW RULE:

anyone who engages Full Self Drive must pay $8,000 for this mandatory loudspeaker attachment and warning light.

The loudspeaker features the Peter Griffen Laugh at 100 continuous decibels whenever self-drive is engaged.

Cheese finish extra. The cheese finish will mold, but it will not rust. Might be bulletproof. Probably is. 🧀

theseer, to random
@theseer@phpc.social avatar

Is it just me or is #phpstorm getting worse by the day?

I'm runnig 2024.1 (Build #PS-241.14494.237, built on March 27, 2024) but have to constantly restart the IDE to fix bizarre errors like PHPStorm claiming a property or parameter isn't used while highlighting the very use a line later, inconsistently resolving asserts with instanceof checks - e.g. claiming a method doesn't exist in the class referenced in a different assert and not seeing a parameter that is clearly there... #fail #ensh11n

PHPStorm claiming a parameter is missing that is clearly there..

goettl, to KindActions German
@goettl@graz.social avatar

Tjo, Handy & Token Verknüpfung gescheitert bei Nichts mit neuem yubico Token 😠 fürs Finanzonline heuer.

Fido Token Verknüpfung ist wohl am SP gescheitert. Rote Box mit Session-ID, Support Bot kennt sich nicht aus und hilft mir nicht. Frust bei mir! Handy-Verknüpfung nicht besser -QR-Code Scan fehlgeschlagen, da vom dummen User (mir) im DigitalenAmt nicht auffindbar. Fail 2.

Bleibts' dann bei SMS Token... Uff. Da war ich mit der Handysignatur schon mal weiter.

david, to random French
@david@larlet.fr avatar

N'achetez. Jamais. De. Produits. SONOS.

La dernière version de l'application iOS est la preuve que l'on ne peut clairement pas faire confiance à cette société.

Heureusement qu'il reste les mains dans le cambouis…

peter, to retrocomputing
@peter@area51.social avatar

Browsing eBay and there's an Apple IIe with the description in French:

🇫🇷 "Ordinateur Apple IIe Les condensateurs d'alimentation ont été changés

So I put the text into a translator and got:

🇬🇧 "Computer Apple IIe Food condensers have been changed"

Food condensers? I'm going to presume that's Capacitors 🤣

alanrycroft, to FIRE
@alanrycroft@mastodon.world avatar

Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau pokes Meta for its news ban as wildfire season looms in British Columbia

PM calls dispute with social media giant a ‘test moment’ during fire hall stop in West Kelowna

https://www.vicnews.com/national-news/trudeau-pokes-meta-for-its-news-ban-as-wildfire-season-looms-in-bc-7357089

claralistensprechen3rd, to random Swahili

You left out Cherokee, Ottawa, Zuni and such. #FAIL
mastodon.world/

HonkHase, to random German
@HonkHase@chaos.social avatar

Alle, die jeden Tag über "Cyberwar" und sinieren, sollten einfach mal ihre Hausaufgaben machen, wenn sie irgendwann mal ernst genommen werden wollen!

: Jeder konnte sie finden

🔥 https://www.zeit.de/digital/datenschutz/2024-05/bundeswehr-webex-sicherheitsluecke-it-sicherheit/komplettansicht

Wuzzy, to Software
@Wuzzy@cyberplace.social avatar

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: NEVER, I repeat, NEVER write your next 200,000 words novel in Google Docs. Otherwise you might get rugpulled.

https://www.wired.com/story/what-happens-when-a-romance-author-gets-locked-out-of-google-docs

It's not just Google, of course. When you trust your data to ANY #cloud service, you can get rugpulled at any moment without warning. Remember, they have the de-facto control over the data, and you don't.

#software #AI #fail #Google #evil #proprietary #rugpull

kuketzblog, to random German
@kuketzblog@social.tchncs.de avatar

Nur zwei Tage nach dem Urteil des EuGH brachte Frau Faeser (SPD) das Thema Vorratsdatenspeicherung wieder auf den Tisch. Das Urteil des EuGH ist bedauerlich und die Anforderungen an die technische Umsetzung realitätsfern. Das werden Frau Faeser und ihre Kollegen nach dem ersten Aufschrei wohl bald selbst merken.

https://www.heise.de/news/Faeser-fordert-nach-EuGH-Urteil-Vorratsdatenspeicherung-9706221.html

strandbeutel, to mastobikes_de German
@strandbeutel@norden.social avatar

Mopo erklärt .

„Wichtig dabei: Auto- und Lasterfahrer dürfen Radler dabei nicht behindern oder gefährden.“

😅

@mastobikes_de
https://www.mopo.de/hamburg/immer-mehr-fahrradstrassen-in-hamburg-so-verhalten-sie-sich-richtig/

arkadiusz, to analog
dennisl, to ai
@dennisl@mastodon.social avatar
thomasapowell, to shitposting
@thomasapowell@fosstodon.org avatar

So if I understand these wearable AIs approach I am supposed to carry a second super cheap phone that is specifically for AI around and that will help me not take out my primary smart phone?

Cool cool got it. One question.

Can I get a third phone with special software for to make phone of the second phone so I don’t have to take out the first phone to dunk on them?

FlotteBiene86, to random German
@FlotteBiene86@nrw.social avatar
mkyral, to security Czech
@mkyral@mastodonczech.cz avatar

Ach jo. Generali pojišťovna…🤦‍♂️

RememberUsAlways, to random
@RememberUsAlways@newsie.social avatar

When joins your protest, it's probably time to GTFO.







nien0r, to berlin German
@nien0r@det.social avatar

So kann eins natürlich auch erfolgreich verhindern, dass Menschen selbstbestimmt ihren Geschlechtseintrag ändern.

funhouseradio, to Funny
@funhouseradio@mastodon.world avatar
Kolen, to random French
@Kolen@framapiaf.org avatar

Faut-il encore le rappeler: la mise en page typographique d'un document est essentielle pour délivrer un message de manière claire.

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