Some_Emo_Chick, to news
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GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW #TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 🧵 starts HERE: 1/...

Hope Hicks is back on the stand.

Merchan: "Good afternoon Ms. Hicks. Remember you're still under oath."

kristen_d,
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@GottaLaff Truth always ‘betrays’ liars. is a shitty judge of character. Cry more, .

funhouseradio, to Funny
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purplepadma, to running
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Annoyingly, I do feel much better

purplepadma,
@purplepadma@beige.party avatar

@DJDarren Right???

flexghost, to random
@flexghost@mastodon.social avatar

Here’s Rep. Byron Donalds pleading with potential jurors to acquit Donald Trump from his hush money charges

“My plea is to the people of Manhattan that may sit on this trial…This is a trash case, there is no crime here…they should vote not guilty.”

Mmm your tears sustain me: they’re so delicious

but there’s a name for what you just did

.... jury tampering

Video of some dummy who is useful to the GOP until one day he isn’t

kristen_d,
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@flexghost Fucker needs . What a pathetic tool. Any Black man shilling for the raping tax cheat is either teeming with self-loathing or astronomically .

Jakra, to random
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Well fuck. I wasn’t watching where I was stepping as I swept the roof, fell through a plastic roof panel on the patio. Saved myself on the way down, nothing serious barring a few scrapes and bruises.

420, to ai
@420@mrbot.de avatar

Create an image that depicts a chaotic and humorous environment filled with unusual, three-dimensional shapes and objects. The setting should suggest a playful absurdity, with a sense of overflowing nonsense. These forms and figures should defy conventional understanding of dimensions, floating aimlessly and colliding in unexpected ways. The colors should be vibrant and varied, enhancing the comical and nonsensical ambiance of the picture.

GottaLaff, to Germany
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The German parliament has voted for legislation smoothing the process for transgender, intersex, and nonbinary people to change their name and gender identity.

https://p.dw.com/p/4eg2I

kristen_d,
@kristen_d@mastodon.social avatar

@GottaLaff Yet another country making ours look and .

wagesj45, to twitter
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Honestly can't tell if these people are that disingenuous or if they're that stupid. Both kind of scare me.

mikemathia, to random
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anders, to apple
@anders@mastodon.cyborch.com avatar

I think I'm going to apply for a job at Apple. Specifically in the Maps division.

As soon as I get the job I am going to add a setting to disable Low Emission Zone warning. I might even change it to default to off given how people with iPhones tend to have newer cars which are not affected by Low Emission Zone regulations.

I’ll probably quit was soon as the change is deployed to production.

asbestos, to Sexism
@asbestos@toot.community avatar

2/2
I would have said
"What the fuck did I just make a big fucking point of saying, ASSHOLE!. JFC. can you listen to what I am saying before you come in and yap?

Celrunia_QT, to Meme
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Oh, right, I forgot, I edited my meme image for the breakcore mix.

hosford42, to random
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Being hyper-abled and disabled are not mutually exclusive. That's why there are terms for people who exist at both ends of the ability/disability spectrum at the same time. "Twice exceptional", "idiot savant", "splinter skills", "spiky skill profile"... These are a few of the terms invented specifically to describe such a pattern. Autistic people, in particular, are likely to fit this pattern.

#ActuallyAutistic
#TwiceExceptional
#TwiceGifted
#Savantism
#IdiotSavant
#SplinterSkills
#Ableism

hosford42,
@hosford42@techhub.social avatar

I know that telling people that "idiot" and "stupid", used as insults, are ableist makes them uncomfortable. That's why the posts I make about it go unboosted and unliked, in contrast to my other posts about ableism. It's so socially acceptable and commonplace, that no one bats an eye. But your discomfort at hearing what I have to say, doesn't make it any less true. The fact that it's so commonplace and ordinary to call someone an idiot or stupid or an idiot savant as an insult is all the more reason that this message needs to be heard.




udongle, to random
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Owl,
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@udongle Way to ruin something cool by being .

Celrunia_QT, to Meme
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originlbookgirl, to Life
@originlbookgirl@mastodon.online avatar

Today is the kind of day where I feel like cracking skulls together.
💀💀
WHY are so many people stupid af??? HOW? How can they be that f'n stupid and have driver's licenses and jobs??? And shoes with laces?? HOW?

br00t4c, to random
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

Trump dumps on 'very foolish' GOP candidate hours after another Dem special election win

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-mazi-pilip/

br00t4c,
@br00t4c@mastodon.social avatar

That's what you get for aligning yourself with fascists .

maddad, to random
@maddad@mastodon.world avatar

The Wall Street Journal reports that OpenAI CEO Sam Altman has met with officials from the United Arab Emirates to pitch his plan to build lots and lots of new chip factories. The cost? $5 trillion to $7 trillion.

With that much money available, we could solve most of the problems we are having on this planet...

Everyone could have a home, and children would never have to go hungry ever again...

Unfortunately we still wouldn't be able to fix

https://www.businessinsider.com/how-much-sam-altman-wants-seven-trillion-openai-compare-costs-2024-2

iamcanehdian, to science

Accurate. The resurgence of a disease we got rid of lays squarely on the shoulders of idiots.

NAB, to random
@NAB@mastodon.me.uk avatar

Aaaaargh. d'Oh, d'Oh, d'Oh.
Next time, use ">>" and NOT ">" when trying to append to /etc/fstab.

ai6yr, (edited ) to TeslaMotors

Video of some guy using Apple Vision Pro headset WHILE IN THE DRIVERS SEAT OF A TESLA CYBERTRUCK is going around. (unsure on original source, but I will geolocate the location -- it's Lehi Utah, see followup). #cybertruck #applevisionpro #safety #tesla #badidea #stupid

masterdon1312, to TaylorSwift
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about or any other associated alleged multi-millionaire/billionaire/trillionaire.... button getting a workout today endorsing some bitch gives nothing to the world other than love songs & and endorses rightwing fascist joe biden, yes trump is a rightwing fascist also... the by are proving how they actually are to ... !

Some_Emo_Chick, to Funny
@Some_Emo_Chick@mastodon.social avatar

Clearly fake Taylor Swift CIA training photos posted or "leaked" online. Confirming conspiracy theorists fears that they fall for anything

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