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AGT

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A Twitter convert from North Yorkshire, who dreams of living in a Trump, Kim Jong-un, Bashar al-Assad, Putin, Ali Khamenei, Taliban and Hamas free world…

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StillIRise1963, to random
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I was just reading about Russian soldiers raping men and women captives. wtf humanity.

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@StillIRise1963 We should arm Ukraine to the hilt. The west has been too slow, and Putin needs to learn his pathetic attempt at rebuilding the Soviet Union will never succeed.
The Russian army are a bunch of drunken thugs lead by a mafioso hiding behind a desk in Moscow.

AGT, to HashtagGames
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There is no spoon.
Restaurant diners are advised to bring their own cutlery…

AGT, to Eurovision
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I’ve created better tunes twanging the elastic of my underpants…

AGT, to HashtagGames
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Apocpolyps Now.
(My sincerest apologies. That’s a pretty bad one.)

AGT, to UKpolitics
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Can politics get any worse? It took me ages to get over the trauma of this clip, and people voted him into parliament?
Sometimes I want to find a dark room and hide in it.
https://youtu.be/q6ZDP8UhPys?feature=shared

AGT, to climate
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The media’s currently full of pessimistic climate change stories, but something constantly keeps springing to mind. We’ve just been through the biggest global pandemic in a century, with the world effectively closing during lockdown causing pollution to fall.
Maybe it’s a clue, and we need climate lockdown days to keep the roads and skies empty? Who’d argue about walking or staying at home for a bit?
Mad it may seem, but it’s not impossible, and we definitely know it’s effective!

AGT, to Amazon
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I sincerely hope they use it for delivering small things like DVD’s and cushions. If my neighbour orders a wardrobe and that thing’s hovering over my car, I may need a sedative…
https://news.sky.com/story/amazon-to-relaunch-delivery-drones-in-the-uk-next-year-12987203

AGT, to random
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Some potential Darwin Award winners here. As for humans being the most intelligent species on earth, I still think I’d give the title to the dolphins.

Toddlers play on live railway lines

https://news.sky.com/video/share-12939603

AGT, to UKpolitics
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Just browsing a list of Tory MPs, and surely Hrishi could make cabinet positions easier to remember? Roles should be appropriate to names.

Fisheries & the environment.
Stephen Crabb
Mr Marcus Fysh

Chancellor & finance.
Steve Barclay
William Cash

Health.
Conor Burns
James Cartlidge
Greg Hands
Liz Truss (In some sort of supporting role.)

Food.
Gareth Bacon
Duncan Baker
Jake Berry
Alberto Costa
Dr Thérèse Coffey
(NB: Costa & Coffey should work together.)

AGT, to politics
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Courtesy of Sky News:
“Argentina has elected a right-wing
populist known as "el Loco" (the
Madman) as its new president…”

Apparently he carried a chainsaw at political rallies and Trump supports him.
Red flags straight away if you ask me…

AGT, to HashtagGames
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The whole world’s probably seen this, but it won’t stop me reposting it!
https://youtu.be/7my5baoCVv8?feature=shared

AGT, to HashtagGames
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I remember being wowed by this in college.

AGT, to HashtagGames
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AGT, to random
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If anyone has a morale boosting scenic picture, or a cuddly shot of a cat or something, please post it. There’s way too much bad news going on in the world for me today…

AGT, to random
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I’m so sad to see this news. I always remember David playing Eric Ashley-Pitt in “The Great Escape” and the scene towards the end of the movie on the railway line.
Another great person’s sadly left us.
RIP David.

David McCallum: NCIS and The Man from U.N.C.L.E. actor dies aged 90 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-66919863

AGT, to HashtagGames
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“To boldly go where no van has gone before…”

AGT, to random
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After pointless, needless and countless attacks on Ukrainian cities, destroying a dam, and repeated attacks on Ukrainian power stations, the Kremlin has the gall to slam Ukraine for targeting “civilian infrastructure.”
I’m normally a very quiet and subdued person, but what I’d give for a baseball bat and five minutes in a room with Putin.

AGT, to twitter
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AGT, to HashtagGames
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In a survival situation, throwing a spear a great distance wouldn’t mean too much without accuracy. I’d like to see the javelin combined with darts. Athletes would aim at a huge dartboard 300ft across chalked on a field in a game of 501.
They’d also win a speedboat by hitting the bullseye.

AGT, to Quotes
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AGT, to HashtagGames
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OMD: “Crayola Gay.”

AGT, to animals
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Just a couple I took in our local park the other day. You can’t beat seeing a squirrel posing on a carving of a squirrel…

A squirrel standing on the tail of a weathered carving of a squirrel, while looking at the camera.

AGT, to random
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How times change. Just watching an old repeat of “Bullseye,” and two of the main prizes were a box of fine Cuban cigars and a mink coat.

AGT, to music
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I haven’t heard this one for years, and it’s still as mad as it is brilliant…
https://youtu.be/R5Q1yVLSR3I?feature=shared

AGT, to HashtagGames
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“The Tony Blair Witch Project.”

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