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Crowjane

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Hello!
Fancy meeting you here.thanks for dropping by.

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dancinyogi, to random
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Mark just sent me a text reminding me to eat. I do the same for a close friend who needs to regain weight that was lost during an illness.

Never underestimate the power of a simple text like that. It's pure love and care in a text. ❤️

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
So…
Didja eat?

ttpphd, to MountainBiking
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It's raining today. Does anyone have suggestions on how to get myself ready to ride my bike in the rain? I'm not ready!!

Crowjane,
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@ttpphd
Hot cocoa, a good book and a comfy couch, will keep both you and your bike dry and comfortable . 😉

cloudguy, (edited ) to random

This pretty much explains the Fediverse

Share this post and if you can, post a comment because, genuinely I woke up this morning to a staggering number of shares and favourites.

The comments PROVE Mastodon is the place where common decency is being restored. I feel hopeful for the future.

What lovely people you all are.

Comment to be part of this new town square, or as I like to think of it, our tearoom. And add me, I'm going to be brewing lots of tea.

Crowjane,
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@cloudguy
Milk or lemon, and do try the scones.

ai6yr, to random
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Quoting @mattlanza : "THEY KILLED KENNY!"

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr @mattlanza
We hardly got to know him sniff

dancinyogi, to random
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Peacock: Are you still watching?

Me: YES, I'm STILL sitting on the couch doing nothing but watching 'Columbo' re-runs, not because I'm lazy! I have a 101 fever and the stomach flu! And by the way, what business is it of yours? Even if I wasn't sick, it's my right to blow the morning on Columbo re-runs if I want!

Peacock is so judgy 🙄

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
Truly a Cock of the walk.

aral, to random
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A person in a suit should never be allowed to make a decision of consequence.

It wouldn’t fix everything but gosh would it improve a helluva lot of things.

Crowjane,
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@aral
I believe all meetings and decisions of consequence should be made by people wearing soft flannel PJs.
It would make for a kinder gentler more comfortable world

ai6yr, to random
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Hmm, checked over on the network (ie the ) and there's massive disinformation panic over stocking up on benadryl (because NO ONE READS ANYTHING there and they are all conspiracy theorists) -- FDA pulling phenylephrine (which does not work), NOT .

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
In case of a Benadryl shortage Kirkland Allergy medicine is the same stuff. Available at Costco and apparently Walmart ( never been in one) as well.

Gargron, to random
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This is pretty cringe

Crowjane,
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@Gargron
Until Tim Apple wears a black Armani turtleneck, I refuse to watch.

kierkegaank, to random
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Who's the foam private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Crowjane,
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@kierkegaank @Flamespond

They say this cat Burt is a bad mother...

(Shut your mouth)

I'm talkin' 'bout Burt

ai6yr, to Weather
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says that is on hiatus for today, apparently. https://www.weather.gov/

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
Maybe weather is having a Monday Morning moment, just a little trouble getting started. We’ve all been there.

ai6yr, to random
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LA Times: Why no one is talking about new mask rules even as COVID-19 rises in L.A. https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2023-09-09/even-as-covid-19-rises-l-a-not-expecting-new-mask-rules

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
I still wear a mask in stores and avoid crowds.
I’ve been pondering why people seem to think “Covid is over, I’m fine” I wonder if it isn’t an extension of the same phenomenon we all tend to employ as we navigate life.
You start dying as soon as you’re born and you ain’t getting out alive. We all push that to the back of our minds and tend not to dwell on it. The only problem is you can’t prevent dying eventually, but you can stop Covid by wearing a mask.
Humans can be extremely weird

beaveinflow, to random

Throughout your lifetime, you will ingest eight spiders. None of these spiders will possess radioactive properties because life isn’t fair and wants to deny you the chance at ever becoming a spider person.

Crowjane,
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@beaveinflow
That’s why I microwave my spiders before ingesting, it increases the odds.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Here's some helpful Mastodon tips:

  1. Boost posts to let that user know you are hungry and would like for them to make you a grilled cheese.

  2. Do not follow anyone named Kevin. Kevins are shunned here.

  3. Tell us about yourself! Write your height, weight, and combat experience in your bio so others have at least a vague idea of how they would fare against you in the octagon.

Crowjane,
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@lowqualityfacts

  1. True
  2. Glad my name is not Kevin.
  3. That’s like homework.
ai6yr, to HipHop
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I still laugh a little bit every time I hear "In Da Club":, because the "happening secret club" in the official video was owned by Huell Howser (Howser was a folksy, popular TV host for KCET/PBS).

50 Cent In Da Club secret club in official video

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr

Do you mean…
That house in the video was Huell’s house?

Big Huell fan here, I always loved the way he took a guests statement and turned it into a question by starting with
Do you mean…

Alice, to random
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I walk pretty much everywhere in Oakland and I started noticing a weird trend where there were a LOT of free chairs on the sidewalks, so I started taking photos and compiling them into a series called “Chairs of Oakland.”

I have way more than 100 photos, but I tried to compile some of my favorites into a main grid and then made a little honorable mentions grid for the more questionable “chairs” of Oakland.

Special thanks to @blankfrank for reminding me about this little project!

Grid of 36 free chairs and “chairs” found on the streets of Oakland, CA.

Crowjane,
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@Alice @blankfrank
I’m a free chair collector I only collect wooden chairs. My family understands that if they see a free wooden chair, bring it to me. I paint them reupholster if needed and give them away.
A person only needs so many chairs, so I share.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Me neither.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Crowjane,
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@lowqualityfacts

That makes at least two of us.

dgar, to random
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I saw a microbiologist today.

Much bigger than I expected.

Crowjane,
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@dgar
I understand, I was disappointed when served a beer from a microbrewery that it wasn’t a tiny beer in a tiny mug, fit for a leprechauns.

dancinyogi, (edited ) to random
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AH!! Settle another debate which is a variation on the same theme.

How do you pronounce 'Reeses' (as in Reeses peanut butter cup)

After your selection, reply with where you're from and how you pronounce it. I pronounce it "Ree-siz' and I'm from the Philly area.

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
I pronounce it the way the folks that couldn’t decide if I got peanut butter in my chocolate or chocolate in my peanut butter do.
Ree-Siz

Californian here.

Now tell me how you pronounce coffee and I can guess, with fairly good accuracy, where in the country you’re from.
And if you’re of a certain age what side of sf’s Market St you hail from. 😉

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi Western Pennsylvania?

Very much like the disappearing South Of Market accent.

ai6yr, to FIRE
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Unauthorized wandering around , fire department is asking people to contact law enforcement if seen. Apparently driven by two heavily tattooed guys without shirts 🤔

Closeup of two guys with tattoos and fire truck
Unmarked fire truck with no license plates

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
There are a whole bunch of private fire fighting services here in California. Folks hire them to to harden and protect their property. Most of us hope CalFire will show, others pay big bucks to insure that somebody will take a stand in their front yard.
Maybe the dudes got to take the truck home, in case they gotta go fight fire and just test out the equipment by cruising the hood.
Maybe…
Who knows…
Weirdness abounds.

dancinyogi, to random
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I have taken a few bad pics in my life, but at least I don't look like Satan in a mugshot. Yikes. I can't filter my TL enough to get THAT image out of it!

Crowjane,
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@dancinyogi
I think he has more of a Constipated look. Rather strained and angry because he’s carrying around burnt steaks he ate two weeks ago.
It would be nifty if we could get Mastadonians out there to comment every time we see the picture how terribly constipated he looks, and how it’s been reported those blockages are causing him excessive flatulence.

ai6yr, to Cat
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Hmm, not familiar with this ...

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
That’s Ebony and Ivory, they live together in perfect harmony, side by side in the drying grasses, oh lord why can’t we?

ai6yr, (edited ) to random
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thought through my head recently: what to use or make which is minimally scented... as a I find are extremely sensitive to perfumes in hair/soaps/etc. and it's better to minimize scented soaps, etc. The "whatever random stuff is on sale" default here (I am not the shopper, typically) is not ideal. (Update: Looks like I am going to try to make Castile soap, which is made out of olive oil. I have all the supplies and ingredients needed here, LOL).

Crowjane,
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@ai6yr
Take a peek…
https://unscentedco.com/en-us

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Crowjane,
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@lowqualityfacts
After they die, right?

lowqualityfacts, to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

Crowjane,
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@lowqualityfacts
Big tobacco found their advertising fell flat when they found that infants are not allowed to use matches.

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