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DavidMHarlan

@DavidMHarlan@mstdn.social

Actor, writer, director, gamer. I am not a lawyer, but I played a doctor on TV. Yankee Doodle Dandy making smartass remarks FOR JUSTICE! Check your local listings for times.

My videogame console resume':

knockoff Pong
Atari 2600 (Sears branded)
Colecovision
NES
SNES
Playstation
(PC gaming era begins here)
Playstation 2
Wii
Playstation 3
Wii U
Quest 2

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Skepticat, to random
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    DavidMHarlan,
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    @Skepticat

    It's also been a vegetable

    https://www.straightdope.com/21343649/did-the-reagan-era-usda-really-classify-ketchup-as-a-vegetable

    diegopappalardo, to movies
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    Now, here's a tough one: who has ever seen Morgan Freeman young?

    Eh? Eh?

    My earliest memory of him is Seven. Has he changed a lot since that movie? Nope.

    image/jpeg

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @diegopappalardo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnT4zzHz2BQ

    maskedscheduler, to random
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    NBC New plans to replace rona romney mcdaniel with rudy giuliani

    I wish i were making this up.
    Very good and reliable source.

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @maskedscheduler

    I'll believe it when I see it

    just like I said when they announced Ronna McDaniel

    danhon, to random
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    TIL the Transporter in Star Trek was actually first invented to remove microplastics from your body; the fact it could be used to move you from place to place was a happy side-effect

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @danhon

    There was nothing you could have done, Dan.

    jeffron, to random
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    “The world is full of complainers. Fact is, nothing comes with a guarantee.” Celebrating the work of M. Emmet Walsh tonight with a viewing of Blood Simple

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @jeffron

    "Well, ma'am, if I see him, I'll sure give him the message."

    Onion, to random
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    I think Scott Summers will meal prep

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @Onion

    DavidMHarlan, to random
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    Everyday random son of a bitch. Take that, you run of the mill bastard. 😢 💔

    https://www.etonline.com/m-emmet-walsh-blade-runner-and-knives-out-actor-dead-at-88-222071

    selzero, to random
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    It's been decades since I read the books, so, someone let me know when the new Dune movies have the bit when Captain Picard goes to battle with a cute little doggo.

    DavidMHarlan, (edited )
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    @TerryHancock @selzero

    I cannot pass up any '84 Dune reference without pointing out that this is what you should watch if you would like to see the '84 Dune not suck.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJykw3H4PDw

    Read up on it a bit first if you don't believe me.

    DavidMHarlan, to random
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    "Full List of Donald Trump's Properties Letitia James Is About to Take"

    https://www.newsweek.com/full-list-donald-trumps-properties-letitia-james-about-take-1881265

    DavidMHarlan, (edited ) to random
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    Oh, I do hope he gets his chance to verify this as soon as possible

    "Rudy Giuliani Says Loyalty to Donald Trump Will Help Him in Heaven"

    https://www.newsweek.com/rudy-giuliani-said-loyalty-donald-trump-help-heaven-1880128

    usluck, to history
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    https://www.usluck.com/229631/im-going-to-tell-my-kids-this-was-dune/ I’m going to tell my kids this was Dune

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @usluck

    I'm pretty sure it is

    allenu, to retrogaming
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    Genuinely surprised I found No One Lives Forever at goodwill. You usually don’t see good games like this there. It’s usually sports games.

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @allenu it might take a little finagling to get it to work, maybe even a hacked .exe, but it does work on modern systems. I believe there's a widescreen patch for it too. One of my favorite games of all time. Sadly there's something like three or four different rights holders on that game, and no one can come to an agreement to get it released on Gog or anything like that. The same with the sequel.

    br00t4c, to Fox
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    Fox News' Jonathan Turley Says Dems Would Defend Hunter Biden Even If He Pulled Out the 'Severed Head of Viktor Shokin'

    https://www.mediaite.com/tv/fox-news-jonathan-turley-says-dems-would-defend-hunter-biden-even-if-he-pulled-out-the-severed-head-of-viktor-shokin/

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @br00t4c

    Turley's one of the slimier figures I saw come out of the impeachment hearings because he could make his bullshit sound reasonable

    He has the eyes of a goat

    DavidMHarlan, to random
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    RustyBertrand, to random
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    Looking at Facebook for a couple seconds because it's the only access I have to certain relatives.

    "Egads! Are we seriously going to have to listen to every new "generation" come up with the exact same "original" thoughts for ever and ever till we die?"

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @RustyBertrand

    Kids today

    AmishSuperModel, to random
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    Anyone remember liking Dilbert until you met Scott Adams?

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @AmishSuperModel

    I was working in a cubicle farm when Dilbert first came out, so it resonated. I actually bought a few of the books. But then the joke wore off. So I'm pleased to say that I actually got tired of him before I found out what a worthless piece of human detritus he was.

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @Bam @AmishSuperModel

    FAIR ENOUGH. 😆

    jik, to politics
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    Those of you who weren't around or aware in the 80's need to understand...
    Ronald Reagan had increasingly debilitating Alzheimer's for his entire second term. The people around him were able to manipulate him. He was a puppet.
    As far as the GOP Is concerned, Trump's brain being mush is an asset, not a liability.
    If he wins, they'll manipulate him into appointing evil people, and then those people will manipulate him to achieve their evil goals.

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @jik

    There's also a sadness that I see in the guy now, that makes me think that he figured that out.

    DavidMHarlan, (edited )
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    @jik I was referring to Bush II (post-presidential depression).

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @jik

    As far as Trump goes he looks absolutely miserable and I'm so here for it

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @jik

    I honestly think that a similar situation happened with George W .Bush, who only thought he was in charge, but was really being used to settle old scores at the persuasive behest of his father's advisors.

    Only in that case Bush's disability was that he was a dumbass

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @jik

    One of those guys you butter him up right, and you can absolutely convince him that what you want is totally his idea

    tylernol, to random
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    finally saw this, wow.
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLXW-oVbTxE

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @tylernol

    Hits you like a ton of bricks, doesn't it

    I watched it about a year ago.

    flexghost, to random
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    Psst.

    Wanna see Jim Jordan freak out when pressed about pushing Russian propaganda in congress?

    video/mp4

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @delric @flexghost

    Well he's obviously squirming, but yeah, I would have preferred to see something closer to Louis Del Grande in Scanners

    usluck, to twitter
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    https://www.usluck.com/210314/attention-all-conservatives-the-west-is-in-moral-decline-russia-is-a-christian-strong-country-please-move-over-there/ Attention all Conservatives! The West is in Moral decline Russia Is a Christian strong country! Please move over there.

    DavidMHarlan,
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    @usluck

    Shoulda watched Red Dawn

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