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ElleGray

@ElleGray@mstdn.social

researcher writer walker of forests swimmer of oceans here for the funny and the interesting

https://ko-fi.com/elleg

#space #humor #humour #literature #reading #art #dance #science #oceans #whales #ChildrensRights #adventure #travel #surfing #novels #poetry

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ok hear me out. the next jurassic park has muppets fighting dinosaurs. slam dunk. will make millions. I've already cast this guy

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I'm right about this

(not ideal photos for this purpose but as a "responsible" adult I can only spend so much time searching for complimentary gonzo/jeff goldblum outfits)

Jeff Goldblum, looking stylish (as ever) in a bright yellow silk jacket that looks 70's cool-ish, over a yellow shirt with embroidered palm trees

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once again playing intergenerational translator at work where Bruce, 54, and Harrison, 26, are viciously debating whether Sheryl Crow putting her 45 on is about a small record or sunscreen

It is 7:44 am

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me asking my inner child for the 20th time today what the hell it thinks it's doing

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if your english teacher said you should be a writer but now you just post online you may be entitled to financial compensation

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I just met a black and white cat named oreo speedwagon. you're welcome 🙂

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cocaine bear sounds like a lot of fun and it's inspiring some hilarious concepts (lsd spider, cialis snake) but how about a feel-good one, like a bunch of squirrels get put on adderral and then get into university and eventually work for nasa

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just now realizing that if he hadn't taken a few extra seconds to say something witty he might've survived. this is also how I will die

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me, at a tarot card reading: I fold

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help I've fallen and I can't get off this planet

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    @mlevison definitely. It's just that sometimes the topic looks fascinating but I don't have time to listen.

    ElleGray, to random
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    I don't know why we only get batman and spiderman movies when there are like a hundred muppets and every single one of them has leading man/woman potential

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    someone on another site said we have to stop calling them "robot dogs" we should be calling them "ground drones" and damn if that isn't 100% right

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    when you're not only in frequent contact with your inner child but she's also a little bit of a demon

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    My greatest hope for the Barbie movie is that when the romance heats up and sex seems imminent two giant hands appear onscreen to lift up the fully clothed actors and shmoosh them together a few times

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    don't tell me to imagine dragons I'll imagine whatever I want. oh shit. it's dragons

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    You just know some executives fed "how do we end this writers strike" into chatgpt and I am REALLY curious what that answer was

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    not rare enough

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    orcas been busy

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    I don't live in a echo chamber. My place is full of soft blankets, rugs, plants. The acoustics are fantastic

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    if the new barbie movie doesn't have someone's sister coming over and cutting off half her hair I'm calling bs

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    me: typing in my symptoms

    webMD: GO INTO THE LIGHT

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    be ungovernable

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    @haydenthorne 😄 I love doing alt text. Thank you

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    the summer I was 9 I snuck into my grandfather's study and read his entire ray bradbury collection. it...affected me

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