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NIH_LLAMAS

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Paste thief (alleged). My job is just Bitch. Will talk to your dog without looking at you.

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Sheril, to animals
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Some flowers from the compost pile to start your day. 🌼

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@Sheril Backup supply if anyone is having an extra bad day:

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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Republicans want to prohibit insurance coverage for out-of-state abortions.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/06/06/abortion-health-insurance-coverage-trump/

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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'Washington Post' publisher tried to kill a story about allegations against him. It wasn’t the first time.

https://www.npr.org/2024/06/06/nx-s1-4995105/washington-post-will-lewis-tries-to-kill-story-buzbee

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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Someone waving in the window of capsule as it approaches the space station.

Small blurry waving back and forth in one of the tiny windows on the capsule, as seen from the front via a camera on the space station.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to legal
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FINALLY! ! Belated #WompWomp

Judge rules #Bannon must go to prison by July 1 while appealing contempt case
The former #Trump adviser is challenging a four-month prison term for contempt of Congress after failing to appear before a House panel investigating #Jan6
#legal

Gift: https://wapo.st/3X9kc6M

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff It's not prison, it's Biosphere XIII.

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⚠️Some veggie puffs contain high levels of lead, Consumer Reports says - CBS News https://apple.news/AMF37KmXRQXmJDOJsOrwVdA

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff That girl in the middle wouldn't buy them if they didn't.

arstechnica, to random
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Think EVs are too expensive? Here are 11 for under $40K.

The average new car costs more than $47,000—here are 17 EVs for less than that.

https://arstechnica.com/cars/2024/06/think-evs-are-too-expensive-here-are-11-for-under-40k/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@arstechnica average car prices are absurd. A reasonable price for a new car is $20k. Not long ago you had many options. The manufacturers have all decided to stop making cheap cars, and the magazine pundits are writing excuses for them.

gutenberg_org, (edited ) to books
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Czech writer Franz Kafka died in 1924.

Kafka's works were not widely known during his lifetime, and he published only a few of his stories. Most of his major works were published posthumously by his friend and literary executor, Max Brod, despite Kafka's instructions to destroy his manuscripts.

Books by Franz Kafka at PG:
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/author/1735

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@gutenberg_org Zeus forbid we ever do anything for enjoyment.

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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People are pointing out that Trump has been convicted on covfefe day.

GottaLaff, to random
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🏆

Via Kyle Griffin:

The cover of next week's New Yorker.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff So THAT'S how he's going to wriggle his way out of it.

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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@GottaLaff @Nonilex

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stux, to random
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Messing around in React Three for a bit :blobcatcode:

This is a click/tap to move one

Ghostymon :pokeball: :blobcatgiggle:

https://r3f.stux.me

A Ghost model in a pixelated pokemon model world in React Three Fiber

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@thylacoleo @stux I went inside my own hat!

Teri_Kanefield, to random
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I read the jury instructions.

With the disclaimer that this is absolutely not a prediction of what the jury will do, not much in the jury instructions change what I had to say here:

https://terikanefield.com/wheres-the-beef-trumps-manhattan-criminal-case-and-some-mind-bending-legal-puzzles/

I wrote about predicate crimes for predicate crimes.

The predicate crime for falsification of business records is
NEW YORK ELECTION LAW § 17-152 PREDICATE.

The jury gets three possible predicate crimes for 17-152.

1/

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@Teri_Kanefield I only followed 3rd-hand reporting, and I had been wondering if I missed something. Compared to the detailed tedium of the false biz records (I would have been convinced of that in half the time spent), I would have expected prosecutors to do detailed walkthrough of all the (obvious) ways the little caper violated tax and campaign laws.

GottaLaff, to random
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🚨Kyle Cheney:

HAPPENING NOW: The jury has signaled it has a note for the judge, so everyone is reconvening for an update. Unclear what the subject is.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff If the note says, "Ask Trump if he likes me," we are so screwed.

stux, (edited ) to random
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Up for a scare?

*browser game, no download
*desktop & mobile
*free open source
*made in R3F by me

PLAY:
https://mstdn.github.io/Backrooms/dist/

Source:
https://mstdn.github.io/Backrooms/dist/

**SOUND ON

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@stux I found 8 out of 7!

stux, (edited ) to random
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Anyone wanna smash Elon Musk, Putler and Trump into the ocean?

PLAY:
https://mstdn.github.io/RPG/dist/
(no download required!)

https://github.com/mstdn/RPG

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@stux Woohoooooo warp still works!

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NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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These pigshits are beyond comprehension.

https://www.pasadenastarnews.com/2024/05/23/fontana-pays-nearly-900000-for-psychological-torture-inflicted-by-police-to-get-false-confession/

NIH_LLAMAS,
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This guy calls 911 to report his dad missing. The cops interrogate him for 17 hours, claim to have found his father's dead body, and threaten to kill his dog if he doesn't confess.

His father was alive and well, having decided to take a trip. For some unknown length of time, the cops knew this but continued lying to their innocent prisoner.

arstechnica, to random
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T-Mobile imposes $5 monthly price hike on customers using older plans

T-Mobile raises rates $2 or $5 per line on "some of our oldest rate plans."

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/t-mobile-imposes-5-monthly-price-hike-on-customers-using-older-plans/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@arstechnica Inflation caused by Trump-appointed deregulators.

GottaLaff, (edited ) to random
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👏🏻Via Kyle Griffin:

The administration is canceling $7.7 billion in student loans for another 160,000 borrowers through a combination of existing programs.

With the latest action, the admin says it has canceled $167 billion in student debt for nearly 5 million Americans.

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff 7.7!

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff It looks like every news article has it shortened that way in the URL.

arstechnica, to random
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23-year-old man accused of running $100 million online narcotics marketplace

Incognito Market operating on the dark web allowed people to buy and sell narcotics.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/05/23-year-old-man-accused-of-running-100-million-online-narcotics-marketplace/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@arstechnica As long as he didn't inherit it, I'm impressed.

NIH_LLAMAS, to random
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Your bank says your house is paid off, then they sell your supposedly dead loan to another company and 10 years later your house is seized.

https://www.npr.org/2024/05/10/1197959049/zombie-second-mortgages-homeowners-foreclosure

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

Running a little late, so some preamble included here.

1/… Via Rupar: Trump wraps up his morning rant by attacking one of the prosecutors, Colangelo, which is a flagrant violation of his gag order

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@GottaLaff NFL: Being told something doesn't necessarily mean you know it's true, so mr sassy B is technically wrong.

heidilifeldman, to random
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I sympathize with Judge Merchan, who I believe has refrained from jailing Trump to avoid allowing Trump to play the victim and raise money off of that. I also think Merchan probably doesn’t want to interrupt the trial for hearings over whether Trump is causing his sycophantic Republican electeds to say things that violate the gag order. But …. 1/ #LawFedi

NIH_LLAMAS,
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@heidilifeldman Can he start by doing anything to the butthead lawyer who encouraged Trump to lie about the gag order?

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