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enobacon

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#bollard aficionado, #Engineer in training, #banCars (seriously, not seriously, but seriously)

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They just need to put in dozens of these #modalFilter things until the people who want to turn left across a busy intersection and drive two blocks to park for free just give up and walk or ride a bike, golf cart maybe... #PBOT #bollards #pdxBikes

https://bikeportland.org/2023/12/06/traffic-diverter-on-ne-fremont-a-success-pbot-says-382325

enobacon, (edited ) to random
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do you have a bike?

enobacon, to climate
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enobacon, to cycling
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"This is the standard method that the Netherlands uses to prevent people from driving through a neighborhood, and they make the streets safer and more enjoyable for everyone who lives there."

Also basically the only solution to traffic, and will still be the answer, no matter how much time we waste wishing for some other option.
@notjustbikes

https://youtu.be/ymcBC7MFRIk

enobacon, to random
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An IRL twitter troll parked in the bus lane, to prove he's an idiot, and Portland police did not issue a citation, to show solidarity. smdh

enobacon, to cycling
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how many sizes of seatposts are there, ? It's like 0.1mm increments between 26 and 40mm or something. 😂 So many to choose from.

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enobacon, to random
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A future climate of endless fire tornado plague hurricane earthquakes seems scary but riding your bike a couple miles to the store, I mean what if somebody saw you.

enobacon, to portland
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in is doing awesome and organizing that on-the-ground and they have regular hangouts and game nights you should get in on. (do I want to be on another slack though, where's your mastodon account?)

https://www.strongtownspdx.org/

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RT @mavrickfitz
"If you press your ear to these signs, you can still hear a traffic engineer asking EXACTLY how long those kids need to be safe for."

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Portland in the news for a crappy design of what was supposed to be a project but shoulda been a popup road diet to one-way for cars or advisory bike lanes, like it was on the first day of construction, $26M ago. (ht
urbanists.social/@benfulton/110956047664977933)
https://www.autoblog.com/2023/08/23/speed-limits-dont-matter/

enobacon, to transit
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The freedom that Americans wish cars would give them, is what it feels like to ride an on a street with no cars.

enobacon, to portland
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I'm not the mayor of the 25th-oops-I-mean-26th-oops-I-mean-27th-or-so largest city in the US during a housing crisis, but if that was my job, I might try to get some housing built, instead of hunting for loopholes in the constitution's definition of "cruelty" 🙄
https://www.streetroots.org/news/2023/06/06/portland-fine-arrest-homeless-portlanders

enobacon, to random
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Rugged individualism and manliness but you can't even lift your own vehicle bro, and it won't move at all without being attached to mommy big oil's teat.

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Found out today that I'm available to hire. LMK who is needing senior Perl and PostgreSQL work done.

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The driver who tried to tell me about rules today, disregarding this sign while leaving the voting box. Oregon plate 775NRG

enobacon,
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Here he is, three minutes later, it turns out cars aren't very fast even if you think you're important enough that everyone around you should wait for you while you operate your big stupid vehicle.

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Serious question: Why is it that bicycle commuters in Paris are in super stylish street clothes, whereas the ones in London dress like they're in the Tour de France?

enobacon,
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@peter @brett @davidho yes, and notably Paris has carved the space for low-stress connected network of bikeways out of what was extra lanes of cars and parking, so normies who would previously sit in traffic for lack of better options have left the car for bikes, for trips of 1-3 miles to work, school, shopping, or errands. If everyone on a bike looks like they're dressed for sport, you're seeing only those people who do it in spite of the lack of comfortable and dignified bike infrastructure.

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This email could have been meeting for beers.

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Public restrooms are essential infrastructure.

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USPS from the other side of Portland to SW, package was sent on Wednesday... the status, last updated Thursday, is "In Transit to Next Facility, Arriving Late". 😒 wtf

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If people in the US had a decent set of options for #transportation, a bit of car trouble wouldn't blow a giant hole in your week.

enobacon,
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What is it going to take to get through to elected officials and progressive transportation planners, that they're working with a machine that's been designed to build freeways through poor neighborhoods and coerce anyone who could afford it into cars? A machine made of #trafficEngineers and #police which then accreted a century of CYA, cultural, legal, and bureaucratic armor against change? Giving the DOT more money for safety won't ever get us out of #carSupremacy. It's designed to not.

enobacon, to portland
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This is what are like in ted wheeler's . https://oregon.public.law/statutes/ors_811.410 three $265 fines not collected, in these two pictures (ORS 803.550, folding one edge of the plate, is also a class B violation)

mercedes SUV with oregon plate 749mgs (front license plate is folded, in violation of ORS 803.550, another $265 fine)

enobacon,
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if the bike lane is also the "surveyors standing around" lane, we should make it wider.

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would be if they closed a lane to cars whenever someone got killed with a car. Cleaning up the blood and re-opening the street to traffic is

"122nd Avenue has been the focus of many speeches and plans over the past decade; but it remains a ticking time bomb of traffic tragedy and we’re years away from completion of infrastructure changes."

https://bikeportland.org/2023/12/06/122nd-avenue-claims-another-traffic-victim-382320

enobacon, (edited )
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Like imagine if someone at your work got sucked into the shreddy machine at least once a week and management's main concern was how to more efficiently clear out the jammed bones rather than putting some kind of guards on the thing.

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enobacon,
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#pdxtst #pdxBikes slush update, at 500ft in Hillsdale a couple hrs ago #CargoBikes #UmbrellaBike

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