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mansr

@mansr@society.oftrolls.com

Bad jokes, good cats.

Self-employed.

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Chrishallbeck, to random
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I push a ball down a small ramp that knocks over a series of books that spins a rod around that hits a switch that turns on a fan that blows over a box that releases a weight that lifts a mannequin arm with its middle finger raised.

My wife: …
Me: It’s my Rude Goldberg machine.

mansr, (edited ) to random
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If some syntax uses a single character to start a comment, which do you prefer?

bohwaz, to random French
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Richard Hipp, developer of , on a podcast, talking about open contributions in FOSS: "They come to you and say, “Well, I've got this cool feature. Why don't you just take it? I don't understand.” What they're really saying to me is, “Hey, I made this hack that's useful to me. Why don't you take it, test it, and maintain it for me for 25 years for free?”"

https://the-stack-overflow-podcast.simplecast.com/episodes/supporting-the-worlds-most-used-database-engine-through-2050/transcript

PietLu, to random German
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Die Existenz des Namens Norbert impliziert die Existenz folgender Namen

Andbert
Orbert
Xorbert
Nandbert
Notbert (Onlinekekse an @mschomm)
Xnorbert (Onlinekekse an @datenhalde)

mansr, (edited ) to random
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If you regularly share a bed with the same person, do you always sleep on the same side?

(Sides from your point of view facing the ceiling.)

mansr, (edited )
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If you answered yes, which option best describes you?

(4-option limit, and non-binary, agender, etc don't really fit the question anyway. Sorry.)

mattgrayyes, (edited ) to random
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Good morning to you and a very fuck the Tories.

In order to to be able to fuck the Tories you now need ID. If you don’t have ID, go here ASAP to be able to vote against them next week.

Accepted ID:

  • UK / EEA Passport
  • UK / EEA Driving licence
  • several forms of pensioners travel card
  • several forms of disabled travel card

🚨Young persons travel cards Do Not Count!

https://www.electoralcommission.org.uk/voting-and-elections/voter-id

mattgrayyes,
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I recommend looking up the candidate most likely to beat the Tories in your area and voting for them. Even if they’re a bit shit, because bit shit is better than full of shit.

As we don’t have any kind of proportional voting system, it’s most votes wins.

Even if everyone gets a similar number of votes, the candidate with the highest number just wins.

And that fucking hurts to say. Remember Brexit?

MLE_online, to random
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In the future there will be a Godzilla vs. King Kong movie in which the two monsters have angry sex.

MLE_online,
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you fools are boosting the wrong post

chrisamaphone, to random
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dying laughing at terry cavanaugh’s tea-making simulator

https://downpour.games/~terry/a-proper-cup-of-tea

fanta, to random Spanish
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A mi pareja le hace gracia que cuando vemos alguna peli o serie categorizada como "Nordic noir" yo pronuncie "Cine Noir" (literal) en vez de la pronunciación /nwɑːr/ (Francés).

Y en realidad es que para mí el cine noir es de pueblos y sitios a los que NoIr . Siempre ocurren asesinatos y todo dios es corrupto.

Asique Cine Noir == cine de sitios a los que NoIr

jeffowski, (edited ) to random
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courtcan,
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@jeffowski Listen, if Martin Luther's translation of the Constitution was good enough for Aristotle, it should be good enough for us.

rstevens, to random
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maybe we should let david lynch be president for a year, just kinda see what happens

islieb, to random

Audioaufnahme

timoneda, to random Spanish
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Tampoco está tan mal, se puede aprovechar, ¿no? ¿NO?

heyazorin, to random Spanish
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Dos murales españoles entre los ganadores de los 'Street Art Cities Awards 2023'.

  1. Impact Award: Sabotaje al montaje.
  2. Best Mural of the World: Sfhir
  3. Innovation Award: Gravity

https://streetartcities.com/awards/2023

Sfhir: una mujer tocando el violoncello cuyos trastes son las ventanas del edificio.
Gravity: el lateral del edificio contiene gran cantidad de canicas apiladas. Parece que estén guardadas ahí. Efecto visual increíble.

sjvn, to random
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I love Elle Cordova and her clever, funny videos. This one is for all my writer and editor friends.

video/mp4

NanoRaptor, to random
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Fantablack

kaia, to random
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@schappi ¿qué?

jerry, to random

You better not shout, you better not cry

video/mp4

twbrandt, to random

Seven swans to rule them all
Six geese to find them
Five gold rings to bring them all
And in the pear tree bind them

LadyDragonfly, to random

Types of Christmas Songs: An Exhaustive List

  1. Jesus was a baby once and he was Very Cool.
  2. Big Red Man is coming.
  3. Hey you know what bells do? Jangle.
  4. There is snow outside. That's good!
  5. I'm alone on xmas and sad.
  6. Santa Claus is very sexy.
  7. Christmas trees. Love em.
  8. You know what? It's Christmas time.
  9. I own an entire zoo full of weird birds and now so do you.
  10. That one we all hate for literally no reason.
Rand__alThor, to random
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the_heruman, to random Spanish

Las 5 leyes de la estupidez humana. Muy bueno! https://youtu.be/ZkTFNDhz5E8?si=ktwK2CIiOmGRHSXP

twit_terrorist, to random Catalan
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islieb, to random German
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Thread mit ein paar Alien-Comics

islieb,
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