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patter, to random

Watching a Starfield vid series & maybe it's not reached that part of the plot, but why is there only 1 religion & why is it the snake cult?

There's not even James Earl Jones or whoever this is meant to be

dgar, to random
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patter,
patter, to random

don't make me install an app for something that could have been a website

matt, to uk
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The English supermarket chain Iceland has a store in Oslo and I’ve never seen it in a worse state.

Half the freezers are empty, a bunch of them are unplugged and pushed to the corner. Empty shelves in a lot of places. Costs about £4 for a Freddo. It looks like it’s on the brink of shutting down.

Kinda resembles the UK, to be fair. 😅

patter,

@matt meanwhile in the UK, local Morrisons is putting beer & bread in some empty shelves, even removing some shelves entirely to try and hide government created shortages

matt, to gaming
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Pretty sure Red Dead Redemption 2 is one of the best games ever made.

patter,

@matt it's a shame the online world is so empty (and expensive) 'cos it'd be a great world to simply vibe in

dgar, to statistics
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On average, every adult human has one breast and one testicle.

patter,

@dgar and the average number of skeletons in a human body is greater than 1

SwiftOnSecurity, to random

A lot of today’s UX designers never made a WinAmp skin and it shows.

patter,

@SwiftOnSecurity even the shonkiest Winamp looks better than many current OS-es

siderea, to random

I think Cory Doctorow's paradigm of enshittification () is a very good one. I have one quibble with it. Like any very good paradigm – as was explained by the dude who coined the term "paradigm" (Kuhn) – because it is an excellent explanation it tends to force out all the other explanations.

In particular there was a class of explanation that I think is also important to be aware of, and it's one that I think is less compelling for reasons good and bad.

It is appealing to us to believe that the behaviors of others are rational. Thus it is appealing to us to believe that others' behavior is explainable by the profit motive, because what could be more rational to us, in our present society, than wanting to make more money?

The e14n paradigm is thus a very appealing explanatory hypothesis. It fits our biases. It's a kind of explanation that we like to find.

patter,

@siderea is not a very way to describe it

dgar, (edited ) to random
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One Two Three Four!
I declare a meme war!
Do NOT neglect your !!

patter,
dgar, (edited ) to random
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Tower trolling.

patter,

@ComtesseDeChampignac @sotolf @dgar @MennoWolff oh god, if too many photos like that start floating round, the internet's going to start breeding Pisa Truthers

Chrishallbeck, to comics
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patter,

@Chrishallbeck finally awake, you were trying to cross the border into Cyrodil, weren't you?

matt, to microsoft
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One day, after shutting myself in a cupboard in HQ, I wondered...

The organisation is 300,000 large. Statistically could there be more than one employee globally trapped in a cupboard at any one time. Maybe.

But this morning I was wondering how many of the 300,000+ are government ? 🕵️

Gotta be a few, right?

patter,

@matt with the software they write, there's fgot to be more than a few

ainmosni, to Facebook
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Am I the only one who remembers that time that lied about their video numbers to convince an entire industry to pivot to video, only to find out it wasn't profitable, and then had to lay off a whole lot of staff?

That makes me a little suspicious of their user count right now.

patter,

@ainmosni are they automatically reporting every instagram user as a threads user, given there's some kind of account link?

matt, to random
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So if you thought was a stupid name, the first ever tank in existence was made by the and they called it 🥲

patter,

@matt I think it was named after the war minister

patter, to random

When there's too many rodents in your walls: rat limit exceeded

krom, to random
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Unpopular opinion.

Most mastodon instances should be dedicated to a specific topic (like fosstodon to free and open source software) to take advantage of the local timeline. This is currently being largely ignored.

patter,

@krom oh great, so users have to join 5 different instances because they have many non-complimentary thoughts?

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