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woodpunk

@woodpunk@mastodon.online

Amish rakefighting champion.
Behavioural Scientist.
Convicted hacker.
Former spook.
Day job: Identity Security and Privacy nerd.
Wrote a book about arcade games.

Sometimes makes movie props for money.
Compulsive fixer of stuff.
Advocate for physical media.
Many cassettes.
Friend of dogs.

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woodpunk, to random
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When you were a kid, did you ever start colouring a picture, stray outside the lines and then just sort of go with the flow, claiming it was always supposed to be like that?

woodpunk, to random
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Top Tip: When your neighbour tells you her daughter has her first long-term boyfriend and how sweet it is, DO NOT reply with the line "Ah, young love. It's all very sweet 'til somebody misses a period!"

Apparently, that's not funny.

woodpunk, to random
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YouTube.

Angel Summoner & BMX Bandit.

You're welcome.

woodpunk, to DaftPunk
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A bit of from on a Sunday morning, just for a change.

My son bought this Neck deep album nine years ago and it remained sealed until this morning, when we cracked it open. I feel the same way about sealed as I feel about sealed : pointless.

I'm a music fan, not a record collector.

woodpunk, to 80s
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This unassuming late #80s JVC RC-N5 #boombox is surprisingly heavy and well made. It looks like a basic portable radio, but it has a secret #cassette deck built in!

Black JVC boombox with integrated moulded handle. The machine has clearly expanded horizontally, opening up to reveal a hidden yellow handle extension and hidden cassette mechanism in the centre.

woodpunk, to random
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This is your irregular reminder from me that the entire concept of a 'guilty pleasure" is total fucking bullshit.

Like the things you like.

Joyfully and unapologetically.

biglesp, to random
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My new thing is buying cheap CDs from charity shops instead of streaming. I cancelled Spotify about 8 months ago. Spent about the same on CDs. Think I might build a Pi based auto CD ripper :)

woodpunk,
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@concretedog @biglesp I firmly believe that CDs are the golden source right now. Still ultra cheap and once ripped, a spindle of 100 CDs for archive purposes takes up almost zero space.

My local charity shop is selling 10 discs for £1 at the moment.

I predict prices will go up as CDs become a more collectable commodity and people lament ditching their collections (like me!)

woodpunk, to vinyl
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I told myself I wouldn't keep buying the I gave away when I moved to , but when you come across the seminal album of your political awakening...

woodpunk, to music
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I did a thing.

A #music related thing.

Okay, I'll tell you, but stop begging - it's embarrassing for both of us and everyone who's watching.

I've obtained a Limited Manufacture Licence for some iconic music tracks to be released as an album of #synthwave and #synthpop cover versions on #vinyl #cassette and #minidisc

Now I just need to find some interested artists to join me in this ridiculous endeavour.

woodpunk,
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Just to avoid any arguments in the future: I hereby call dibs on the cover of the Joe 90 theme tune 😃

woodpunk, to random
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I sometimes navigate to my old family home on Google Maps, flip to StreetView and use the slider to go back to 2009.

There I see my dad in his white overalls, painting the outside of the house. His car and my mum's car sit on the driveway.

They're both still alive and well on StreetView. My mum has nagged my dad to take a week off from being a professional decorator to paint their house, and she's inside, doing some crafting project or other.

It's simultaneously comforting and heartbreaking.

woodpunk, to Synthwave
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New day :-)

I like the idea of on . Electronic music delivered in an analogue format.

1 of 25 signed white vinyl from New Arcades

woodpunk, to random
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I inherited this from my grandad. I'm going to tell my grandchildren this was the fabled Commodore 64 😂

woodpunk, to uk
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FREE CASSETTE DECK!

Here's the deal: I have too many #cassette decks and I want to give one away, along with 20 cassettes.

Why? I love the format, I love the ritual, I love the analogue warmth, and I love introducing people to what tape sounds like on a really good #hifi deck. The fully serviced Sony 3 head Dolby S deck has a headphone socket, so you won't even need an amp or speakers.

#UK only (sorry) and all you need to do is reply with what you want to play on it and I'll pick one.

Easy!

woodpunk,
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@mrak Exactly where I've ended up. I buy the digital albums and burn my own media. I may have the only collection of synthwave on reel to reel!

woodpunk, to random
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Remember when autonomous flying killer robots were just a tired old sci-fi trope?

Good times.

woodpunk, to random
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I still can't get a clear explanation as to why water isn't the most explosive substance known to man.

It's made of hydrogen and oxygen for fuck's sake!

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woodpunk,
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@dwaite @ErosBlog Absolutely. The old joke still holds true:

The S in IoT stands for Security.

woodpunk, to random
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Just a quick nod to the person (you know who you are) that blessed me with no less than seven direct messages last night, explaining to me in great detail that none of the cassette decks I've repaired are as good as the £3,000+ deck, widely regarded as the pinnacle of cassette deck design, and that I'm wasting my time with anything less then a Nakamichi Dragon.

For a minute I thought I'd quantum leaped back to Twitter in 2019.

Ziggy says there's a 98.7% chance that you're a massive bellend.

woodpunk, to 80s
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Another vintage #cassette deck rescued from oblivion. This time it's the absolutely rock solid top of the range NAD 6155 from the late #80s. This was the one I wanted when I was 17, but I had to settle for the lowly 6220. I loved that thing ❤️

This is an order of magnitude better. Massive flywheel, huge dynamic range and the uncluttered industrial design that is one of the reasons I love NAD gear. First appearance of Play Trim that improves playback of pre-recorded cassettes.

She's a keeper.

Front view of the NAD 6155 cassette deck on my kitchen worktop. It's a large grey box with knobs, buttons and LEDs on it!

woodpunk,
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@coldclimate It's a bit special. I can see why NAD said it was the best they'd ever made at the time. Only the two and three head Monitor units that came after might be considered better for recording. I doubt that playback could be improved much.

woodpunk, to gaming
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I have a question for those into modern :

If I wanted to explore an open world without shooting anyone, fighting anyone, or being tasked to collect stuff, what title(s) should I be looking at?

I like to drive, fly or even just wander around on foot.

PC or Mac, console if necessary, but not handheld.

Any suggestions gratefully received :-)

woodpunk, to random
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2014 was a decade ago.

That doesn't sound right.

I demand a re-count.

woodpunk, to random
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Chatting to my new neighbour while taking the bins in this morning:

"So Tim, did you go to church over Easter?"

"No, I'm an atheist so it's not something I do. Do you?"

"Sometimes, but not religiously."

🤔

woodpunk, to random
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I just tried to explain cryptocurrency to an 89 year old.

0/100

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