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mastomememakers

@mastomememakers@det.social

memes in a federalized world

*botched jokes
*typos, sooo many typos
*incoherent stuff
*on my best behavior
*no bigot stuff, i for one agee with my instance
*boosts of other peoples hilarious stuff
*effort to give description to each picture
*lame puns
*did i mention typos?
*broken links

look out for orange elephants.
sometimes pays off to check pic description

this account may contain nafo and geopolitical neoidealist traces

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kimlockhartga, to random
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Which Temu item is worse? Poll in thread.

Image of a person's hand positioned over the bathroom sink, holding a toothbrush, onto which they are squeezing a weird pearl-colored toothpaste from a tube that from the back appears to be topped with a rubber dog's head with big ears. Presumably, this is so you don't accidentally use the dog's toothpaste, which somehow makes his farts better or something?

mastomememakers,
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@kimlockhartga
@Viviane_DPR i have black toothpaste. justsayn

mastomememakers, to art
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there are not little accounts on the , who on first sight promote * only to get a whole lot of reactionary crap passed under the radar and show off their simplistic world views and lack of capacity and/or will to get the discourse. by all means culture_crit is a perfect example.
*in itself nothing wrong with that at all

#x

mastomememakers,
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@futurebird imho it is more, worse, than that; it is a subversive attack on modern society as in; with these fellas you normally are one klick away from rassist, misogynous and classist positions

mastomememakers,
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@futurebird tbh i saved it; some meme potential there...

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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mastomememakers,
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@SmudgeTheInsultCat pure beauty. cudos

podkaynelives, to animals

To those who celebrate.



mastomememakers,
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@podkaynelives got me an idea https://det.social/@mastomememakers/111363121239748485

mastomememakers, to ukrainian
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weapons that cross bridge will kill soldiers!


to all

ralphruthe, to random German
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Wissenschaft.

mastomememakers,
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@ralphruthe challenge accepted

Gargron, to random
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Personally I'm quite pleased with the design of link cards in Mastodon 4.2, they finally feel on par with other types of media attachments. Links make the web go round!

mastomememakers,
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@Gargron indeed they are. on the other hand they sometimes steal attached pictures the show.

mastomememakers,
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@Gargron oh, that is embarrassing (seems only to occur on )

thank you for all you have done!

mastomememakers, to TeslaMotors
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#x

stux, to random
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Just a random red carpet

And people having random fun while dancing or walking on it

mastomememakers,
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@stux we showed this to steve from legal department. went instantly insane over the slippery carpet.

mastomememakers, to mastodon
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omg, @AntennaPod has an account on and i didnt know. if you didnt, now so do you!

yes! yes! of course; like & subscribe ..err ..
<3

mastomememakers, to Meme
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this is how ​s see us!!!

WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!1!


proudly made with

mastomememakers,
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@Tattooed_mummy https://www.agralan.co.uk/cdn/shop/products/FlySwatter_1024x1024@2x.jpg?v=1606076550

mastomememakers,
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@Tattooed_mummy tried this, but these little beasts ignored it. 0/5 would not recommend

https://media.istockphoto.com/id/172205636/de/foto/kruzifix.jpg?s=1024x1024&w=is&k=20&c=dA3zbhZ3uibD08FsParG1krz3SN0hP0D9oucJhAYfi8=

Gargron, to twitter
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Making people pay to tweet should be the nail in the coffin for ; but then again I thought turning it into a glorified Parler would've been that nail already. As they say, the market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent.

mastomememakers,
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@Gargron

mastomememakers, to fediBots
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...because

#x

mastomememakers, to Meme
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yet, that fruit appeared to hang lower than it actually did

f35a

mastomememakers, to Meme
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this is indeed a rather peculiar case.

ai6yr, to random

If you see a lost F-35 wandering around (on autopilot), please call its owners.

"A spokesperson for Joint Base Charleston confirms the aircraft was placed in autopilot before the pilot ejected.

Anyone with information on the F-35's whereabouts is asked to contact the Base Defense Operations Center at 843-963-3600."

https://wpde.com/news/local/officials-mishap-involving-f-35-occurs-near-north-charleston-pilot-hospitalized-after-ejecting#

mastomememakers,
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@ai6yr https://det.social/@mastomememakers/111086775244112207

mastomememakers, to mastodon
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first of all, i am truly grateful to what does.
so while the main dedication of this account has always been the promotion of , in this case i find my self presented with a dilemma;

#x

as in such cases usual, salute to all and

mastomememakers, to threads
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havent done much havent i?
while i warned about *
it seems as if it had a tremendous takeoff, but the ride has been bumpy ever since.


*https://det.social/@mastomememakers/110640544151716641

mastomememakers, to StarTrek
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fzer0, to random German
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Warum müssen Rechtskonservative ihre Meinung eigentlich immer mit einem Bierkrug in der Hand rausposaunen?

Ist das ein Fetisch?
Und meist ist es ja eine Maß, als müssten die was kompensieren.

mastomememakers,
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@fzer0 dog whistle für den kleinen mann

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