Its all Pun and Games.

punfinity,
@punfinity@mastodon.social avatar

"See you Later Alligator" & "In a white crocodile" Puns might have become old.
Therefore, in the article, we'll the the newest in line and best alligator puns.
#puns #humor #alligator #jokes

https://punfinity.com/alligator-puns/

slawek,
@slawek@mastodon.world avatar
  • so how do you feel about your NDA agreement?
  • can't complain, really

#puns

GriffinGroup,

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens...

They're calling it the Apollo G

#Puns #DadJokes

astroPug,

Googled “bad puns”

One of the search result is titled “A collection of bad puns”.

I haven’t looked at it but it seems like a pretty neat indie band name.

astroPug,

Of course the question than becomes whether “collection” is the right noun here. A “murder” of puns seems appropriate for the really groan inducing ones.

grrrr_shark,
@grrrr_shark@supervolcano.angryshark.eu avatar

@astroPug does that have an "a patricide of Dad Jokes" corollary?

WearsHats,
@WearsHats@realsocial.life avatar

When it comes to rating citrus, lemons are sublime.

They're just not grate. I have no zest for them.

GriffinGroup,

My wife told our son not to play with electricity...

Now he’s grounded.

ramonfincken,

@GriffinGroup how shocking

ramonfincken,

@dgar @TimPhon @GriffinGroup yeah well this all LED to lots of fun

sesivany,
@sesivany@floss.social avatar

A for good night.

punsweb,

** Funny Lettuce Puns And Jokes: Leaf It to Laughter**

Why did the lettuce emerge victorious in the race? It was consistently ahead of the kale.
Keep calm and enjoy your salad – lettuce is here to stay!
I couldn’t care less about other veggies; I’m just here to relish my lettuce.
“Lettuce be friends,” said the lettuce to the celery, spreading the leafy love.
Lettuce crank up the beet and whip up a scrumptious salad.
Why did the lettuce schedule a doctor’s appointment? It wasn’t feeling its usual green self.
When complimented, the lettuce proudly declared, “I’m feeling absolutely leafy!”
Being honest, salads are the supreme way to savor your greens.
Why did the tomato blush? It caught sight of the lettuce dressing up.
What’s a lettuce’s preferred music? Romaine and lettuce love to rock!

punnypeak,

https://punnypeak.com/birthday-puns/ "
" "Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little ""crumby""! "

GriffinGroup,

Science puns make me numb...

Math puns make me number.

donwatkins,
@donwatkins@fosstodon.org avatar

A salamander was kicked off social media for posting newt photos!

oblomov,
@oblomov@sociale.network avatar

The cetacean in the ocean.

luiginapoli,
@luiginapoli@sociale.network avatar

@oblomov

in motion on the ocean

video/mp4

DoomsdaysCW,

Switching gears for a little humor (not my photo).

Gamers_Mate,

@DoomsdaysCW Does frog parking include any other amphibians? I am Newt to town and was wondering.

DoomsdaysCW,

@Gamers_Mate 😆 🐸

NickEast,
@NickEast@geekdom.social avatar

Fun with edu-fuckin-cation! Am I doing it right? I'm looking at you linguists... 😂

@linguisticsmemes @linguistics @humour

#All #Words #Are #Wordplay #IfYouHave #Fun #WithWords
#Linguistics

kechpaja,
@kechpaja@social.kechpaja.com avatar

@NickEast @linguisticsmemes @linguistics @humour My first linguistics professor loved using that example to get students in her intro class interested.

nic,
@nic@toot.wales avatar

@NickEast @linguisticsmemes @linguistics @humour Same applies in Welsh: Bendi-ffycin-gedig is a favourite in our house (f’ing excellent)

dennisl,

Why did the chicken go to the gym?

To work on his pecks.

thepoliticalcat,
@thepoliticalcat@mastodon.social avatar

@dennisl Chickens are female, dear. Roosters are male.

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