JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Labour has said there will be no rises in income tax or National Insurance if it wins the general election - but some spending cuts have not been ruled out”

…The UK has be ransacked, looted & vandalised by the tories for the last 14 years

Urgent repair is needed

How is this to be done without raising taxes ?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-69063581

stuart,
@stuart@social.brainsys.com avatar

@JorisBohnsonPM

Shhhh... best not to let on ;-)

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Home secretary says teenagers will not face criminal sanction if they refuse to join military or do volunteer work”

…So no one will do it

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #richwing #ukelection #pr

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/26/no-one-going-to-jail-for-avoiding-uk-national-service-says-cleverly

patrickhadfield, to random
@patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot avatar

I've no idea who made this, but it's genius.

spytfyre, to instagramreality
@spytfyre@mastodon.scot avatar

From now until the , I'm playing the Benny Hill theme tune at full volume and adopting a Kenneth Williams "oooh matron" voice, because it's now the only way to keep a grip on

This video for the latest fishing hook () helps too

https://youtu.be/u7T-SHu5wi8?si=-bFVY-h1s3HlHbw1

NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar

@TCMuffin True but you know the old saying...

If a husband says something out loud, and there are no women present to hear him, is he still wrong!

NormanDunbar,
@NormanDunbar@mastodon.scot avatar

@PaulNickson
Usually they say that after some major f2k up! 😟

@TCMuffin @Thebratdragon @spytfyre @Man

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
@JorisBohnsonPM@mastodon.social avatar

“Under Ofcom rules, Conservative MPs Jacob Rees-Mogg and Esther McVey, as well as former Tory deputy chairman-turned Reform MP Lee Anderson, are unable to continue in their presenting roles while they seek re-election”

…Since when did gb news ever follow Ofcom rules ?

https://apple.news/AgNERPTAdSZKVJ3rOsm9Ngw

Fasgadh, to random
@Fasgadh@mastodon.scot avatar

Nailed it - Casetteboy never misses.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLNplSslWEg

C_Miller, to news
@C_Miller@mastodon.world avatar

I just heard someone call our PM "Rishi Soon-Axed"...

... That's it - he mustn't be called anything else until after 5 July (except a variety of four letter expletives, obviously)...

..Thereafter there will be no need to give him a second thought, so no one should be referring to him!

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

Who needs AI created fake stories, images and audio on social media…when you can just go old school and plant your party councillors as audience members in public events?

Makes it look very natural for you to blab on about your favourite subjects…thus drowning out the questions that real undecided voters want answered.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/article/2024/may/23/questioners-at-sunak-warehouse-speech-turn-out-to-be-tory-councillors-derbyshire-euros-wales

ProfLouiseL, to random
@ProfLouiseL@mastodon.social avatar

Sunak: "we've increased numbers of NHS staff. That's never been done before." WTAF??
# Sunak

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

Cold War Steve… swimming in sewage filled flood water outside of Number 10.

Nails the legacy to the UK…polluting our nation’s political discourse with culture wars and polluting our water courses with the proverbial.

MadeyeTheCarnaptious,
@MadeyeTheCarnaptious@mastodon.scot avatar

@JugglingWithEggs

Polluting English, not UK, water courses. Please don't pin this English shitshow on Northern Ireland, Scotland or Wales.

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

I am a big Brian Bilston fan…

Only one issue I have with this poem called: An Incomplete List of Things More Competent of Running the Country Than The Current Government…can you guess what it is? 😉

anathema_device,
@anathema_device@bne.social avatar

@JugglingWithEggs I love it :)

AnthonyFStevens, to random
@AnthonyFStevens@mastodon.online avatar

Austerity, Brexit, Covid Lockdown Parties, PPE Scandal, Raw Sewage in UK Waterways & Coastal Areas, Economic Crash, Record Inflation, Record Interest Rates, Cost of Living Crisis, Pensions Decimated, Mortgage Rises, NHS in Crisis, Schools Crumbling, Housing Crisis...

This is the choice. It's really that simple.

4th July

Vote 🌹 ❎️ 🗳

Wen,
@Wen@mastodon.scot avatar

@CloudyMrs @AnthonyFStevens @Theriac @soren

I suspect you misunderstand what the Labour party means by ‘qualified’. It is all about obedience to London.

CloudyMrs,
@CloudyMrs@mastodon.scot avatar

@Wen @AnthonyFStevens @Theriac @soren I understand very well. She's a place keeper to avoid the headlines that would follow if Scottish Labour couldn't find enough candidates to stand. And they can't.

JugglingWithEggs, to random
@JugglingWithEggs@mstdn.social avatar

A reminder of how many people to date have voted for as PM…

Net Zero


Last

Alt Text: Led By Donkeys billboard showing that Rishi with backdrop of people holding placards saying ‘nobody voted for Rishi’

SubtleBlade, to random
@SubtleBlade@mastodon.scot avatar
Thebratdragon,
@Thebratdragon@mastodon.scot avatar

@SubtleBlade good inflation figures, terrible news from po enquiry, avoids palestine as a country recognition calls etc.

See also losing flagship anti protest bill in high court and further rwanda disasters.

And his own party is circling with daggers.

It was jump or be pushed, so ye jumped to shit on all the backstabbers who won't retain seats.

Wen,
@Wen@mastodon.scot avatar

@Thebratdragon @SubtleBlade besides he believes there is a job in California with his dad in law coming up.

AnthonyFStevens, to random
@AnthonyFStevens@mastodon.online avatar

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

IT'S ON!

4th July - Lest we forget

Austerity, Brexit, Covid Lockdown Parties, PPE Scandal, Raw Sewage in UK Waterways & Coastal Areas, Economic Crash, Record Inflation, Record Interest Rates, Cost of Living Crisis, Pensions Decimated, Mortgage Rises, NHS in Crisis, Schools Crumbling, Housing Crisis, Scandals, Cover ups.

Enough is Enough! It's time for change.

Vote 🌹 ❎️ 🗳

Thebratdragon,
@Thebratdragon@mastodon.scot avatar

@AnthonyFStevens no.

If the only candidate that can unseat a tory is labour, vote labour, otherwise anyone but.

If you can avoid the following 3, do so.

Reform
Tory
Labour

tokensane,
@tokensane@mastodon.me.uk avatar

@AnthonyFStevens Things can only get wetter!

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • megavids
  • kavyap
  • DreamBathrooms
  • cisconetworking
  • mdbf
  • InstantRegret
  • magazineikmin
  • Youngstown
  • thenastyranch
  • rosin
  • slotface
  • Durango
  • GTA5RPClips
  • ngwrru68w68
  • JUstTest
  • cubers
  • tacticalgear
  • tester
  • modclub
  • khanakhh
  • everett
  • normalnudes
  • osvaldo12
  • provamag3
  • Leos
  • ethstaker
  • anitta
  • lostlight
  • All magazines