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The lunatics, having taken over the asylum….have now escaped. !

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JorisBohnsonPM, to UKpolitics
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“SNP in its ‘final death throes’, says Mordaunt”

…There must be some mistake, is she not referring to the conservative government ?

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/penny-mordaunt-snp-scotland-john-swinney-prime-minister-b2546204.html

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Nadhim Zahawi confirms nearly £5m paid for tax error”

…‘Honest you honour, it was a simple mistake’

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-68999222

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Lib Dems ‘on course to topple leading Tories’ in general election

(…) the results put them on course to challenge the chancellor Jeremy Hunt and the housing and communities secretary Michael Gove in Surrey, and the justice secretary Alex Chalk in Cheltenham”

…Don’t stop there

There’s much good work to be done removing rees-mogg, braverman & sunak.

Your country needs you

#generalelectionnow

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence

https://apple.news/As_TjwjkZQHexBP8GC_21vQ

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Boris Johnson tried to use Prospect magazine as voter ID at polling station

Former prime minister was initially turned away from the polls after falling foul of legislation he introduced”

…The man’s a moron, but of course he always has been

#generalelectionnow

#uk #gtto #tories #sunak #greed #corruption #dishonesty #incompetence #ukpolitics #BorisJohnson

https://apple.news/A9OloSE2ORrKow-NyqFeUbA

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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The votes have been counted

…The tories have no mandate

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“A Tory MP has begged local members in his constituency for help after he was caught short without voter ID ahead of local elections

Tom Hunt, MP for Ipswich asked local members to act as his “emergency proxy” after he found that he had no appropriate ID to vote in the local council elections”

…You couldn’t make it up

https://apple.news/A65pFrxPAQJy6JdpxkURuEQ

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Home Office detains first migrants for deportation to Rwanda

No 10 defends timing - one day before local elections - saying ‘there really is not a day to lose when people are dying in the channel’ “

…Lies, Propaganda & Inhumanity

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/rwanda-asylum-deportation-first-migrants-sunak-b2537788.html

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Tory council splashed £54,000 on Mayoral chauffeur in same month it declared bankruptcy

Thurrock Council, which has hiked bills for local taxpayers after running into financial trouble, faces questions about its use of money over the lucrative chauffeur contract”

…I guess they think if rich! sunak & cameron can private jet around then a chauffeur is quite in order

https://apple.news/AB51AErLZSKmO3JRlmWvh-A

JorisBohnsonPM, to climate
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“A doctor, arrested and jailed for her involvement in Just Stop Oil protests, has had her medical licence suspended for five months

(…)Doctors' Association UK said: "This is a story of a clinician being punished for raising serious concerns about dangerous inaction on the greatest threat to global health we have ever, or will ever
experience”

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6pygw71w3go

JorisBohnsonPM, to climate
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“The British Medical Association (BMA) has said it is "very concerned" by a tribunal's finding that a doctor's participation in Just Stop Oil protests amounted to professional misconduct

… She said: [BMA] "Climate change has been declared the biggest potential health crisis in the world by the World Health Organisation (WHO)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0x0zzey7lpo

JorisBohnsonPM, to climate
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“A tribunal has found a doctor's fitness to practise to be impaired due to misconduct after she was involved in a number of Just Stop Oil protests”

So having a conscience impairs a Doctor’s professional fitness ?

General Medical Council (GMC) ruling is utterly stupid.

The decision is more akin to that of the far right UK tory government.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1vw4k9qn29o

BasicAppleGuy, to random
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Nice One ✅

JorisBohnsonPM, to random
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“ Tories on course to be reduced to fewer than 100 MPs at general election, poll suggests”

…good news to wake up to

I imagine the tories will be busy little Beavers (awarding contracts, peerages etc) in preparation for a decade or more in opposition

Wow, won’t the Westminster job centre be busy

https://apple.news/A5QmYtAIKSd6ohTPNp3SWhQ

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Tories planning for two back-to-back general elections

The Conservatives are preparing for the possibility of a tight election result leading to a second being called quickly afterwards”

…wishful thinking

https://apple.news/Ame2U5ynYT_2klivaa9v0eg

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Sir Bob Neill: Former Tory minister to stand down at next general election”

…Another Rat leaves the sinking tory ship.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-68190390

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Nigel Farage could be ambassador to US if Trump wins, says ex-foreign secretary

Lord Owen said appointing the ex-Brexit Party leader to the job to help keep Mr Trump onside was “not a totally outrageous suggestion”

…it’s simple: if trump becomes president again we’re all £ucked, so appointing farage to any job makes no difference.










https://apple.news/A0XpPOsWZTIyHzmoV9LlnUg

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Pub landlords outraged at Wetherspoons knighthood: ‘Brexit has hurt us’

Tim Martin was among the most vocal supporters of Brexit. But those in the industry say that leaving Europe has damaged pubs and restaurants, and made Europeans feel unwelcome”

…….Pub landlords aren’t the only ones outraged








https://apple.news/A-LZLHXSQQzqw5Az5rDTnJg

JorisBohnsonPM, to Russia
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“Russia bans anti-war candidate from challenging Putin

But the electoral commission voted unanimously to reject her candidacy three days after her application, citing 100 "mistakes" on her form”

The form in question has one box to complete….Name…..





https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-67810463

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Sunak to travel to Rome for Italian PM’s right-wing political gathering

Rishi Sunak will visit Rome this weekend to attend a right-wing political gathering organised by Giorgia Meloni’s party”

So who’s paying for the private jet ?

The taxpayer or a tory donor ?











https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/giorgia-meloni-rome-prime-minister-italian-elon-musk-b2464018.html

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Sunak rejects von der Leyen’s comments that UK could rejoin EU

European Commission president said Brexit could be fixed because leaders had ‘goofed it up’”

Remind me again….how long until the general election ?








https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2023/nov/29/sunak-rejects-von-der-leyens-comments-that-uk-could-rejoin-eu

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Emergency laws needed to ‘stop the boats’, says sacked Suella Braverman after court rules against Rwanda plan”

braverman & the tory extremists are behaving like children who want to change the rules when they can’t win the game.

Roll on the general election











https://apple.news/AB96nfWz4R5uViABOxDD1xg

JorisBohnsonPM, to Energy
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“Could the UK's tides help wean us off fossil fuels?”

Yes.

(When did the moon last have a day off ?)






https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-67170625

JorisBohnsonPM, to london
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“Police investigate London Tube driver's pro-Palestinian chant

An unverified video circulating online appears to show a Central line driver chanting "free Palestine" over the train's public address system

(…) the driver can be heard saying "hope you all have a pleasant day today" and "keep all those people in your prayers"

Hardly worthy of police investigation, unless you’re in a police state.






https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-67182799

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Partygate revelations destroyed trust in government, inquiry told”

Not sure there ever was any trust in this government

But whatever, it’s official now.

There is no trust in the government













https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-67066882

JorisBohnsonPM, to uk
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“Dear Keir Starmer: here’s what you should know about Sunak’s attack on climate policy – he lied and lied

He says measures are unaffordable: official figures say otherwise. He says costs will fall on the poor, but that’s a choice made by his government”









https://apple.news/AvgfjRiznTEy8pAuLe3wmIg

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