rolle, to mastodon
@rolle@mementomori.social avatar

Almost everyone who says "Mastodon didn't work for me" on Bluesky seems to have posted only "me me me" stuff for months (if that) on Mastodon, followed about 10-20 people, never replied to anyone and then gave up because "nobody there, it didn't fly".

It seems there is a big misunderstanding how this free and healthy social media works. We are not here for the easy wins, likes, shares and dopamine spikes. We are here because we accept the fact we are not part of the commercial hype machine. We choose natural engagement over spoiling algorithms, we choose conversation and meaning in our social media. At least that is how I see it.

ArtBear,

@rolle
Corporate 'Social' Media
Is a competition space for gaining followers, ego-boosting, #shitposting & self promotion. It is how they are built & designed. A few massively circulated posts, from handful of accounts & a vast sea of ignored posts.

Community #Social #Media
Is a cooperative space for finding friends, learning stuff, supporting each other &having fun. With attention spread between users far more evenly. It is not a social overlords vs serf audience model.
#Fedi #Fediverse

dgar, (edited ) to random
@dgar@aus.social avatar

In the last months of the 2,022nd year Earth Common Era, was led to the Mastodon herd by a werewolf from Melbourne, where they climbed up onto the thick matted wool of a beast affectionately known as AusSocial.
Dgar gripped onto the coat and screamed “Hello World!” No one except the werewolf heard.
Dgar began exploring, moving over the beast. So many interesting personalities, such diversity, and although no one seemed to notice them, Dgar noticed the inhabitants. They were being… nice to each other. Courteous and understanding of differing views and perspectives. Dgar was a bit weirded out, but continued to explore.

Explore.

Suddenly the view opened up and Dgar saw the herd for the first time. Beasts just like AusSocial, but all different in their own ways, stretching to the horizons, as far as the eye could see. And there weren’t just Mastodons either. There were all kinds of beasts, all carving out their own little niche. Someone behind whispered “That’s the Fediverse.” Dgar felt the presence of millions of people, working together, competing, evolving, developing… and despairing.

Dgar wandered from feed to feed, community to community, and slowly began to realise that almost everyone was talking about the same things.

Billionaires ruined some place that wasn’t anywhere near as good as where they are right now.
The depressing state of politics and the media that supports it.
Despair over misinformation and the people who believe it.
Gun control.
Climate change.
Natural disasters.
War. Murder. Disease.
Stop!

There’s no jokes.
There’s no shitposting.
There’s no laughter.
There’s lots of love and understanding, but when you look for something funny, there’s a few people asking “Where are all the jokes and shitposters?”

Dgar resolved to fill this niche, and began tooting every joke they could find. For several months, they tooted a joke or meme every twenty minutes while they were awake, and as often as possible while they were asleep. They would traverse great distances, well beyond the herd, to sift through what at times seemed like piles of refuse to find puns and funnies.
After some time, Dgar became known for the funny toots, and many people followed them.

Today, like most days, Dgar climbed up to take in the view of the herd, and a giant smile broke upon his face. There were jokes. There were memes. There were terrible puns. The toots emanating from the very top of AusSocial were light hearted and humorous takes.
It was beautiful.

And so Dgar finds themselves re-considering their place in the community. Does the Fediverse need Dgar to lift their spirit with stolen jokes, old puns, and scavenged memes?
Maybe.
But maybe not so much.

Perhaps the 2,024th year Earth Common Era will be the year Dgar begins concentrating on what Dgar loves.
Making music.

Thank you all for your support. Big love to each and every one of you. ♥️
🫶🎼🎤🎵🎸🎶

anomnomnomaly,

@dgar

Oh there's #shitposting

I'm responsible for quite a bit of it on mastodonapp.uk 🤣

haschrebellen, to fediverse German

Oha, dieses #fediverse ist doch einfach nur kaputt 😢

Der dritte Account der uns einfach gesperrt wurde, ohne Vorankündigung. So macht das hier alles keinen Sinn mehr. Instanzen blocken sich und User werden einfach gekickt, ohne dass man darüber spricht was das Problem ist.

kkarhan,

@markuswerle @haschrebellen and I fail to see any value in your #ReplyGuy-Style #Shitposting beyond yourself outing as a fan of #ConsequenceFreeSpeech, which I think is injerently bad as a concept...

kkarhan, (edited ) to onewheel German

The guy who makes everything but normal Bicycles made a better than OneWheel...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNX8dts01NA

kkarhan,

@luca_lichen like: Why would anyone do this except stuff like this on gets and and ...

And it's not like some lame :

It works!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXXJ1LOqHEk

arstechnica, to random
@arstechnica@mastodon.social avatar

Your Reddit posts may train AI models following new $60 million agreement

If you've posted on Reddit, you're likely feeding the future of AI.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2024/02/your-reddit-posts-may-train-ai-models-following-new-60-million-agreement/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

gh0sti,
@gh0sti@mastodon.social avatar
Patuleia, to random

2024 has been a year of new experiences:
Tonsillitis ✅
Constipation ✅

Image from Microsoft SwiftKey Beta Keyboard

Patuleia,

I hope the premiere is today
#shitposting

BUNDBerlin, to random German
@BUNDBerlin@berlin.social avatar

Seit Mitte der 1950er Jahre ist das deutsche Schienennetz um 14.000 Kilometer geschrumpft. Die interaktive Karte der Berliner Morgenpost macht das sehr anschaulich. https://interaktiv.morgenpost.de/bahn-schienennetz-deutschland-1835-bis-heute/

kkarhan,

@BUNDBerlin @BNetzA

Stattdessen verschwendet die und verprasst Ressourcen in ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZrJ142n6Qw

KimPerales, (edited ) to random
@KimPerales@toad.social avatar

‘Young earthism’, Speaker #MAGAMike doesn’t just tout a pro-FF stance, he claims that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Johnson lies, he’s anti-science, but knows it took millions of years for crude oil to be formed. On Christian Nationalism, Carville believes that this movement, Mike supports, is more dangerous than al-Qaida. “What Johnson represents is a level of breathtaking hypocrisy, his anti-homosexuality & young earthism are hypocrisy on steroids.” https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/16/james-carville-mike-johnson-christian-nationalism

kkarhan,

@KimPerales #Christofacists actually are well aware they claim #bullshit they don't belief in!

That's why one can't approach these rationally except #containment, #quaratine and forcing them into #ConditionlessSurrender.

Don't even try to "#debate" them and their #reactionary #shitposting|s, but consequently outcast and boycott them from everything to the maximum extent legally possible!

kkarhan, to shitposting German

if there's one thing I know then it's the following:

DO NOT IMPLEMENT YOURSELF!

All you gonna do is or ruining your :
https://github.com/kkarhan/knk-ttpc

https://mstdn.social/@kkarhan/111286728883048630

garfieldairlines, to shitposting

#Shitposting don't forget to tip your server !

frankboon, to shitposting Polish

Czy MacBook to taki hamburger dla moli książkowych?!

JimRion, to Japan

Every time I see this sign, I wonder if the two towns are in eternal conflict over which takes primacy: youth or the abode of spiritual essence.

jollyorc, to shitposting
@jollyorc@social.5f9.de avatar

I just realised that Klingon military hierarchy is determined by who has the most pockets!

Manu, to Meme

Suggeritemi e pls
Sono nuova su mastodon e faccio fatica a trovarne, spacciatemi hashtag e account da seguire per alleggerire la mia tl tra una catastrofe umanitaria / ambientale e l'altra

jason, to shitposting
@jason@click.ba.it avatar
morix, to Wikipedia
@morix@loci.onl avatar

Maia Arson Crimew delivering once more (holy bingle!)

garfieldairlines, to Discord
BoydStephenSmithJr, to haskell
@BoydStephenSmithJr@hachyderm.io avatar

Missing lens operator <<<>@= :

(<<<>@=) :: (Semigroup r, MonadState s m) => Over' (Indexed i) ((,) r) s r -> (i -> r) -> m r

Adjust the target of indexing by <>ing a value to the end and return the previous value(s).

minioctt, to wordpress Italian

Quello che sta iniziando a succedere proprio in questi giorni è che qualche perzoncina in più sta notando come funziona bene ad oggi la mia trovata del #WordPress #federato (o meglio, come funziona bene ad oggi il #plugin #ActivityPub che non ho scritto io, lmao), e sta installando il plugin sui propri #blog… ❤️‍🔥

Il che è #epico, è un’ottima spinta in più verso il #selfhosting del #Fediverso anche per chi non è #TechSavy e vuole una roba già pronta… però oi, state tutti solo attivando #AP sui vostri blog #longform, ancora nessuno che riprende esattamente la mia #idea e inizia a fare anche #MicroBlogging e #shitposting dal proprio #sitarello… Prenderò la cosa come una conferma del mio primato, allora. 🙉

https://octospacc.altervista.org/2024/01/05/piu-fedinauti-su-wordpress/

#ActivityPub #AP #blog #epico #federato #Fediverso #idea #longform #microblogging #plugin #selfhosting #shitposting #sitarello #TechSavy #WordPress

loshmi, to thinkpad
@loshmi@social.coop avatar
etherdiver, to shitposting
@etherdiver@ravenation.club avatar

Love his music but yeah, this sums up the arc of my relationship with #Morrissey

#shitpost #MusicShitpost #shitposting

badeline, to shitposting

pov: you made a popular post on fedi
(somehow this post mysteriously vanished so i made it again)

#shitposting

SirTapTap, to poop
@SirTapTap@mastodon.social avatar

Dennis Prager.
Should Frighten you.

Here's another Supercut of #PragerU #YTP moments!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pinguzbG_n4

Can't believe this crap can be in schools now but at least more YTPers will mock it maybe

#shorts #youtube #pragerurine #tpusa #shitposting #youtubepoop

etherdiver, to shitposting
@etherdiver@ravenation.club avatar
morix, to shitposting
@morix@loci.onl avatar

Tag yourself. I think I'm mostly oscillating between True Baby, Cat, and non malicious Rat Bastard because biting people.

#Shitposting #CatsOfMastodon #YesTheTypists #FurryAdjacent

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