New Florida Law Requires All Women To Produce 3 Healthy White Sons By 22nd Birthday
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Touting the legislation as a common-sense victory for family values, Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) signed a new law Thursday requiring all Florida women to produce three healthy, white sons by the date of their 22nd birthday. “The production of white daughters will not be penalized, but they will be seized by the state for the production of white sons,” said DeSantis, who clarified that regardless of the race, ethnicity, or religious background of the mother, all sons would be required to be both white and raised in a Catholic household. “Three is the bare minimum. Despite what the virtue-signaling, left-wing fanatics are espousing on CNN, this requirement is actually quite fair and attainable. Whether Florida women and girls choose to get started at age 15 or 19, they will have plenty of time to comply.” At press time, DeSantis added that a miscarriage counted as negative one white sons.
Former Navy aviator Aaron Dimmock is primarying Matt Gaetz. Gaetz is accusing him of being a woke BLM/DEI Kevin McCarthy puppet... Just guessing here, but I'll assume that 90% of GOP members of Congress are hoping Dimmock wins
@downwithtyranny
The lizard part of my brain says that one has to be crazier than #MattGaetz to run in a primary against him. Also the crazy #GOP of #Florida demand a #RWNJ candidate.
Jamison Foser reports that the New York Times, "a right-wing newsletter," is using the same playbook it ran last year with Christopher Rufo and Elise Stefanik against Claudine Gay. They're now using it with Rufo and Elon Musk to go after NPR's new CEO Katherine Maher.
Because this is what right-wing newspapers do: they normalize and assist the Rufos, Stefaniks, and Musks as they mount their right-wing attacks.
@wdlindsy
Arthur Sulzberger and Meredith Levine are #rightwing#enabler aiders and abettors. They’re #RWNJ too.
Play “both sides” games, get fucked by both sides.
"You'd expect this from Joe Scarborough he's a far left opinion commentator."
-Fox Anchor
Joe Scarborough served as a Republican in the FL house. And ... as a member of the far left I'm deeply insulted. As I think Joe would be too. We are in crazy town.
NEW: A right-wing legal group led by Cleta Mitchell filed a lawsuit seeking access to voter rolls in #SouthCarolina ahead of the 2024 election. The state denied the group's request, saying out-of-state organizations cannot purchase voter lists.
This lawsuit comes as protecting voter data will be a key concern ahead of the 2024 elections as conservative groups pursue relentless legal action in an attempt to make voter records public.
Wisconsin U.S. Senate candidate Eric Hovde (R) said in 2017 that, if it were up to him, alcohol would only be available to people who brew or distill it themselves, Rolling Stone reports.
Acknowledging that it would be difficult to wind back the commercialization of alcohol, Hovde went on to say: “The horse is out of the barn, and it’s going to be hard to put back.”
“Wake the fuck up you little shits,” Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-WI) reportedly screamed at the group of teenagers. “Get the fuck out of here. You are defiling the space.” The representative allegedly called the House pages “jackasses” and “lazy shits.”
@br00t4c
They're not getting #vaccinated, they ❤️ #guns so much they give them to their children, and now won't eat fresh fruit & vegetables b/c they think they may have "vaccine taint" on them???
Soldiers now stuff Eagle Pass’s hotel rooms & bars by night. By day -unspool millions$ of concertina wire to fill in the voids along the RG where the feds have cut it down -soldiers say -to try to look intimidating.
John *guardsman: "Soldiers are tasked with trying to prevent ppl from crossing the RG. How? “Just stand there-that’s all we could do -wanted us to be out there with your rifle/full kit/vest/helmet to int-.
@KimPerales
At the same time #Republicans were screaming that the #Border was being "over run" and "in crisis", the FAR Right #RWNJ Lt. Governor was telling the #Biden Admin that there was "no need to send Nat Guard troops" to #Texas b/c they had it under control.
These days Vote Blue No Matter Who means voting for a war criminal who supports genocide, mass incarceration, mass surveillance, has destroyed pandemic precautions and has undermined democracy. Instead Vote Green.
Funny that SCotUS never said the same about T****'s endless call for recounts hurting #Biden (how many #RWNJ's to this day think Biden "stole" the election?)