DJDarren

haligonia, 1 year ago to random

Finally succumbed to the pressure and started Mastodoning. Gah.

LadyDragonfly, 1 year ago to random

"Welcome to our gander reveal party!"

"Don't you mean..."

"No."

Geese emerge from everywhere. There are no fireworks. Only geese. There are no balloons. Only chaos. There are no genders. Only honk.

maxleibman, 1 year ago to random

Remember, until it has been tested empirically, what you have is a conspiracy hypothesis.

cosmicallyf, 1 year ago to random

Living will

1. I wish for my remains to be scattered at Disney World.

2. I wish not to be cremated.

ancient_catbus, 1 year ago to random

if anyone needs me I'll be in the 𝙋𝙤𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙥𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚

jesse, 1 year ago to random

My Youtube to webpage toy is already paying dividends.

ETA: https://github.com/obra/Youtube2Webpage

astrr, 1 year ago to random

alex, 1 year ago to random

Imagine being an exotic bird or reptile or whathaveyou who got filmed for a big budget BBC nature documentary and you have all the homies over for a watch party and then when you’re on screen they play the silly music under your mating dance. all trombones and slide whistles. you’ll never recover from this

DJDarren, 1 year ago to tea

Chippy tea tonight lads.

#ChippyTea #Chippy #Tea

Meme Reaction GIF

DJDarren, 1 year ago to random

Gentlemen, this...is...the best thing I've seen in a long, long time.

#DemocracyManifest #SucculentChineseMeal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuh_kmonJNw

devxvda, 1 year ago to random

I really enjoy just existing in hotels.

The long identical hallways. The soulless abstract art. The weird noises the air conditioner makes. Strange city lights in the window. Six floors off the ground. Strangers chatting in the hall. Nothing in the wardrobe.

No past, but an infinite present.

thomasfuchs, 1 year ago to random

Also in 1983, Lucasfilm (later Pixar) made the first high-resolution computer-generated image that was supposed to be near-photorealistic and "a single-frame movie".

"The Road to Point Reyes" took a month to render.

#retrocomputing

Standplaats_KRK, 1 year ago to random

Hell yeah, mechanical numpad.

GrimmReality, 1 year ago to random

GENIE: Ugh, NO, wiseguy, you can't wish for unlimited wishes.

ME: Fine. I wish I was your boss.

GENIE: I, um, ok.

ME: Give that man unlimited wishes or you're fired.

GENIE: But the rules -

ME: Are gonna pay your mortgage and put your kids through genie college?

GENIE: [sighs] Yes, sir.

GrimmReality, 1 year ago to random

The underplayed part of that Rudolph story is the other reindeer make fun of him for being a freak and when it turns out freaks have actual value they literally have to look at his bare ass for 24 hours straight every Christmas.

healyn, 1 year ago to random

if you ever come across someone who refers to themselves as a "free thinker" or "heterodox", it's time to buckle in and get ready to interact with the most boring motherfucker you've ever met

stavvers, 1 year ago to random

IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it.

Edent, 2 years ago to internet

Towards a Taxonomy of Twitter Tropes

If you hang around on a social network long enough, you'll find the same tropes being repeated again and again. So, I thought I'd document some of the ones that I personally find annoying. This blog post is an extension of my moderately popular Twitter thread - with a bit more detail about why they are irritating.

The Thief of Words

Twitte

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2022/03/towards-a-taxonomy-of-twitter-types/

#/etc/ #arg #socialmedia #twitter

garfiald, 3 years ago to random

hanging my dick and balls up in the christmas tree today, and shedding a single tear for our soliders in irak . like i have done every year

Edent, 3 years ago to art

A Collection of Imaginary Software

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2020/09/a-collection-of-imaginary-software/

#art #design #floppy

lynnesbian, 4 years ago to random

linux has a great way to run windows apps (wine) and progress is being made on macOS apps (darling)

now if only there was a good universal way to run linux apps on linux

Edent, 4 years ago to DoctorWho

Doctor Who and Red Dwarf are part of the same universe. PROOF!

https://shkspr.mobi/blog/2019/10/doctor-who-and-red-dwarf-are-part-of-the-same-universe-proof/

#doctorwho #reddwarf #scifi

em, 4 years ago to random

who will be the fifth

this aussie nurse has become the second woman ever
general nigar johar has become the third woman
Angela Merkel is the 4th woman ever

healyn, 5 years ago to random

Can you even imagine meeting a baby named Gary?