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Deathsjoker

@Deathsjoker@mastodon.social

Gay Canadian Male
I Love Life, Laughing & Everything That Makes Me Smile.
HUGE Jamie Dornan Fan
HUGE fan of hot men period
I like to make others feel good and hope they have a smile or 5 from my posts.
Lover of horror movies, books, tv shows, comedy, FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, musicals, music (from Abba to Ying yang twins), Reading, writing poems (mostly free verse and lots of homoerotica) and have some works in progress
Was https://mastodon.social/@Deathsjoker (Dave) on Twitter

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dansup, to Pixelfed
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Break. Free.

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Deathsjoker,
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@dansup

One more reason as to why I never joined Insta

dannotdaniel, to HashtagGames
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Jerry Seinfeld is cool and funny


Deathsjoker,
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@dannotdaniel

I only saw the Ellen one and thought the same thing

Deathsjoker,
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@dannotdaniel

Not to me. I can't stand him and I have never laughed at an episode and I've seen every one at least 5 times

br00t4c, to random
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Trump bus crashes into pole

https://www.palmerreport.com/analysis/trump-bus-crashes-into-pole/56410/

Deathsjoker,
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@br00t4c

🤣 🤣 sounds like the perfect metaphor for his court cases and his 2020/2024 election campaigns

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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Downloading it


Deathsjoker,
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@dannotdaniel

lol. Yes or the Black Eyed Keys

TechBean, (edited ) to GenX
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How #GenX are you? Part 58

Low brow comedy edition. #Movies

Select all that apply.

#HowGenXAreYou #1970s #1980s #1990s
#Poll #Polls

Deathsjoker,
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@TechBean

I love 3 of them. The only 1 I don't like is Blazing Saddles

Skepticat, to random
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I'm so anxious these days, I can’t even rest my bitch face.

Deathsjoker,
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@Skepticat

I hear that. I usually have a resting gay bitchy as hell face. And nowadays it's all "fuck all the politicians and billion and millionaires"face.

GottaLaff, to Canada
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I got so busy packing that I nearly forgot to do my famous dopey gif!

Holy crap, we leave in 6 days!

Here you go, and have a wonderful evening.

🇨🇦

video/mp4

Deathsjoker,
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@GottaLaff

NP.

Deathsjoker,
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@GottaLaff

It's ok. Not everyone in Canada loves or likes it.

Deathsjoker,
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@GottaLaff

Just be careful of someone saying "We make the best poutine" It's usually not everyones cup of tea. Homemade is usually the best. (if you do have some or know someone who likes it)

Deathsjoker,
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@GottaLaff

You're welcome.

Deathsjoker,
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@GottaLaff

As a Canadian myself. May I

StillIRise1963, to random
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I hope the wealthy haven’t given up on deep sea exploration. They should keep pushing the boundaries.

Deathsjoker,
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@Jorsh @StillIRise1963

I'd watch that train wreck and then the stock market the next day. Just to see Elon lose it all

VeroniqueB99, to random
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If you're looking for good follow, give @ErleG a try you won't be sorry!

Deathsjoker,
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@VeroniqueB99

Ok. I did. I'm gonna trust you on this

RickiTarr, to random
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You are going to make love to a Cereal Mascot, who do you choose?

I'm going Snap, Crackle, & Pop.

Deathsjoker,
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@RickiTarr

I'm going with Tony the Tiger. He thinks I'm GRRRRRRRRRREAT

Deathsjoker, to HashtagGames
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I went to the stag shop. I wanted to be a deer


Deathsjoker,
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@FaithinBones

🤣

Deathsjoker,
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I went to the stag shop. I wanted to be a deer.
And try to buy something for a buck
(the last part just came to me)


GayDeceiver, to HashtagGames
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How I Possessed Your Mother


Deathsjoker,
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@thepoliticalcat @GayDeceiver

lol. As a gay man I find that filthy works too.

RickiTarr, to random
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Have you ever met someone who lies all the time, but doesn't seem to realize they are lying?

Deathsjoker,
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@RickiTarr

Yes. I have met a few politicians in my life

Deathsjoker, to random
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lol. I was that guy

Deathsjoker,
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@Lizette603_23

True. I re used an old starbucks cup with a home brewed coffee and saved like $5.00

dgar, to random
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Them: I got you a broken drum.

Me: Can’t beat that!

Deathsjoker,
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@dgar

Deathsjoker, to random
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I wanna know the story behind this

Deathsjoker, to random
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Deathsjoker, to random
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When you say "me," "myself," or "I," do you remember to think of yourself as an intergalactic, supernatural, indomitable, unstoppable, joy-bound, eternal flame, gladiator of love, matador of illusions, and supercoolhappylovething?

Good.

The force is with you,

The Universe

Deathsjoker, to coffee
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