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Hillbilly left-wing Granny living out in the sticks

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GottaLaff, to legal
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/... Erica Orden:

Trump returned to courtroom accompanied by Eric, Lara Trump, + rest of entourage.

McB:

Back in overflow, the rules are as strict as ever—even Chris Hayes
gets ID'd.

"Press credentials?" a court officer demands, as another reporter gives a good natured, "You sure you're a member of the press, Chris?"

Nona1,
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@GottaLaff NFL why would Blanche even mention this stuff?

Tengrain, to random
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ETTD Remains Undefeated https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/05/11/ettd-remains-undefeated/

Nona1,
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@Tengrain Dunk?

Nona1, to animals
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Because even the Void dreams

@cat_news

arstechnica, to random
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Robot dogs armed with AI-targeting rifles undergo US Marines Special Ops evaluation

Quadrupeds being reviewed have automatic targeting systems but require human oversight to fire.

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/05/robot-dogs-armed-with-ai-targeting-rifles-undergo-us-marines-special-ops-evaluation/?utm_brand=arstechnica&utm_social-type=owned&utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=social

Nona1,
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@arstechnica what could possibly go wrong?

GottaLaff, to legal
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🧵STARTS HERE. 1/…

(Please remember to use NFL …Not For Laffy… in replies)

😂 See my previous post, just before this one, in my TL

Pagliery:

The judge starts out be making an odd clarification about his gag order.

He says that despite the restrictions on what Trump can say outside the courtroom, he can absolutely testify from the witness stand.

Trump lawyer Todd Blanche thanks him.

Nona1,
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@GottaLaff NFL I remember reading that even Putin thought this tape would stop the campaign

shoq, (edited ) to random
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Product design poll - please share.

When you write or otherwise work at your desktop computer for any length of time, are you prone to experiencing back or neck pain bad enough that you’d consider a $100+ apparatus that minimizes or eliminates the pain, even when used continously throughout the day?

Nona1,
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@shoq I have terrible pain from sitting but it's my sit bones, not my neck or back. I have a standing desk and a drafting chair, so I stand up until I can't take it and then I sit until I can't take it. Then cycle over and over.

QasimRashid, to random
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BREAKING: The House just passed HR 6090, which expands the definition of antisemitism to include criticism of Israel.

Let me be clear. People have rights. State governments do not have rights. This terrible bill sets a dangerous precedent & does nothing to actually decrease or stop the scourge of antisemitism. The Senate should not pass this bill and Biden should not sign it into law.

Nona1,
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@QasimRashid my mind just cannot hold the insanity of everything now

shoq, to random
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While most liberals enjoy the witty quips of George Conway, and appreciate his anti-Trump stances (as I do), no one should ever lose sight of the fact that he has been a deeply committed and manipulative conservative ideologue. He’s no Leonard Leo, to be sure, but he’s not too far from him, either.

Nona1,
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@shoq He's pretty damn smart too. Glad to have him on anti-Trump side but also very wary of him.

shoq, to random
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BREAKING/MSNBC: Hunter Biden to file sue Fox News “imminently.”

Nona1,
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@shoq Right on!

shoq, to random
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I am starting to think social media and democracy may not be compatible at all. Sure seemed like a good idea at the time.

Nona1,
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@shoq seems like it's the way it's structured, with 'influencers', monetization, ads etc.

People are no longer having discussions and discovering things for the enjoyment of it. They're trying to make money and/or influence other people's thoughts and actions.

I don't remember message boards and IRC chat being this ridiculous. Shitposters have always been among us but they could always be 86'd.

Green_Footballs, to random
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Trump keeps recycling this “argument” again and again without ever apparently realizing he’s saying that Joe Biden could throw him into a deep dark dungeon and keep him there and Trump would have no escape.

It’s another case of: either Trump’s that dumb or he thinks all his marks are that dumb.

Nona1,
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@Green_Footballs why not both? 😜

Green_Footballs, to random
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Jackson Browne > Late For The Sky > Late For The Sky https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00K8AHKKU/

Nona1,
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@Green_Footballs my favorite album of his, hands down

shoq, to random
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If JoeBiden fell asleep in traffic court, it would be news heard round the world. But Trump falls asleep in the first criminal trial of a US President, and it’s from most of the media.

Nona1,
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@shoq TWICE. He fell asleep yesterday and again today.

Green_Footballs, to random
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Nona1,
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@Green_Footballs * chef's kiss *

Green_Footballs, to random
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If you’re on Threads, please give this post a boost!

https://www.threads.net/

Nona1,
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@Green_Footballs This happened to me the other day on Meta/FB - I got a notice that a link I'd posted (in 2021) to LGF violated their rules.

GottaLaff, to legal
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Via Klasfeld:

New: DA Alvin Bragg's prosecutors skewer 's latest effort to seek Justice Merchan's recusal, through a "daisy chain of innuendos" about the judge's daughter

NY's judicial ethics board denied Trump's claims of a conflict last year

Trump's att'ys also claim Justice Merchan made inapprop "extrajudicial" statements by agreeing to this brief interview w AP.

Notably, Merchan declined to talk about the Trump case & affirmed he had "no agenda."

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24529464-040224-peoples-opp-recusal-argument

Nona1,
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@GottaLaff grasping at straws as they go over the cliff

GottaLaff, to random
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Via -Harris HQ:

Partner of ’s Project 2025 calls for abolishing the 22nd Amendment, allowing Trump to be in office forever

The American Conservative headline: "Trump 2028" with the byline: "The Twenty-second Amendment is an arbitrary restraint on presidents who serve nonconsecutive terms-and on democracy itself."

Nona1,
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@GottaLaff It's all fun and games until we run Obama again

shoq, to random
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Biden says the federal government will pay 100% of a new bridge. So once again we socialize the losses. Industry has made trillions of dollars from that port. Federal taxpayers shouldn’t have to pay for the entire fuck*** bridge (ultimately).

Nona1,
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@shoq Agreed. Surely the ship company can be compelled to pay a portion of it.

shoq, to random
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Just because my 2024 doesn’t suck enough having my foot in an airboot while dealing with covid and Paxlovid-mouth, my neighbor’s swimming pool permit must have come through because the steam shovels just showed up. And I just don’t look this good in these ear fashions.

Nona1,
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@shoq this one?

shoq, to random
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Everyone I know has this romantic idea that everything’s going to work out okay. That democracy’s going to prevail in the United States. But they have no plan B if that hunch doesn’t pan out. This is what worries me.

Nona1,
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@shoq I was listening to a guy talk about disaster response - that most people, if you warn them of impending peril (fire, tornado, flood) will first check around and ask their neighbors, friends, family etc. if they are getting out of harm's way. He said this is called "milling" (like milling about) and that if one neighbor leaves (gets out of harm's way) it can cause more to leave.
SO keep on hollerin'. You may just get more people to 'leave'. :)

shoq, to random
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I’ve had a very rough day. Mom “seemed” to be dying. Death rattle and all. Then suddenly she woke up, and is now happily chit-chatting with her grandson on the phone. I feel like an emotional yoyo right now. Fortunately the cat is keeping me company.

Nona1,
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@shoq oh my days! Sorry to hear this. Peace and hugs to you Shoq!

GottaLaff, to random
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🤢 The GOP Fascist Party's Jesus, ladies and gents:

“Aides said he talked about ’s breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter,” Taylor writes.

“Afterward, Kelly retold that story to me in visible disgust. Trump, he said, was ‘a very, very evil man.”

https://polinews.org/donald-trumps-alleged-attraction-to-his-own-daughter-was-reportedly-so-deeply-inappropriate-and-severe-that-his-chief-of-staff-had-to-remind-trump-that-ivanka-was-his-daughter/

Nona1, (edited )
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@GottaLaff I suspected as much but it's still stomach-turning. I remember how he patted her down on stage one time. Blech!

I think he sees other people as objects, not as persons, so these thoughts don't bother him.

Nona1,
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@GottaLaff 100% true

shoq, to random
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The only thing that makes me feel a little bit better about having to live in Florida is that I don’t live in Alabama.

Nona1,
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@shoq wait until she hollers out R O L L T I D E

Green_Footballs, to random
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It’s amazing (and appalling) how successful the right is at turning positive terms into negative epithets and then forcing them into the mainstream discourse to the extent that journalists and media figures start using them the same negative way.

Case in point: “woke.”

Nona1,
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@Green_Footballs They seem to understand framing far better than the left does

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