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SNerd

@SNerd@lor.sh

Purveyor of original comedy bronze humor - it’s a smaller niche market than comedy gold. #nerlingersjokes (yeah, I spelled it wrong but too lazy ti fix it) My hobbies are saying stupid stuff. I can’t think of any other hobbies. Proud to say I was on Twitter for about 2 weeks, 1 tweet, and Musk didn’t like it because I pointed out he inadvertently criticized Rupert Murdock, so he had my only tweet taken down.

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crafty_crow, to ai
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If AI tech bros are going to steal content for their generative AI, perhaps poisoning the well with mislabeled images, incorrect responses, and injecting instructions in content is well within our rights to fight back.

SNerd,
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@crafty_crow
As in:
I’m telling this is Elon Musk

Alice, to random
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I’m celebrating Memorial Day by practicing my mnemonic devices.

SNerd,
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@Alice
Let me try one. He Liam? 🤔🤷

SNerd, to random
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Remember them and honor them by continuing their fight

RickiTarr, to random
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The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal!

You will have to choose your side!

HELP THEM! “We' missed you, pal!” “Their filthy Water" "If you see a Horrid Beast evolving, welcome them home.

SNerd,
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@RickiTarr
As if I don’t have enough to worry about

patrickworld, to random
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Guys I was repeatedly shushed while addressing the Librarian Party National Convention on Saturday night, with many in the crowd shouting insults about the Dewey decimal System 🙄

SNerd,
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@patrickworld
It was just a crowd of rowdy drunks at the Libation Party National Convention I attended

Alice, to random
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I think it's important for reply-guys to know who they're arguing with.

SNerd,
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@Alice

Alice, to random
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I bought an in-home device to remove unwanted body hair and I've been really happy with how well it's been working, but my biggest concern is whether or not I’m always going to want my remaining pubic hair to be in the shape of a pot leaf. Like, I know it's timeless NOW, but will I feel the same when I’m 90?

SNerd,
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@Alice
Well my grandmother still likes hers, so

SNerd, to HashtagGames
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Bravefart


flexghost, (edited ) to random
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Schrödinger's terrorist.

Is the butcher of Tehran dead or not dead?

SNerd,
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@flexghost
I REALLY hope it was just an accident 😬

RickiTarr, to random
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What is your dream road trip? Where would you start? Where would you end up? What stops would you make along the way? It can be short or long, whatever interests you!

SNerd,
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@RickiTarr
I’ve never thought about it, but I’m pretty sure it would start and end at my house

SNerd, to Dogs
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BREAKING - South Dakota Governor Kristie Noem tries to win back dog loving voters by shooting her family’s cat

SNerd, to HashtagGames
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Favourite Flav


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USPOL
Apologies for no CW but this observation is too important :btr_bocchi_pray:

SNerd,
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@neatchee
Also, it’s legal to murder the protesters because it’s “self defense” even if you have to travel across State lines with a gun and confront them.

RickiTarr, to random
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Oh, Dairy Pics from yesterday! I've never seen such happy cows, and the cheese was sooo good!

This is several wedges of cheese in different sizes and shapes on a slab of granite. They are Camembert Havarti, Edam, Gouda, Raclette, Jersey Jack, and Garlic Jack
A weathered shed with an old red truck in front of it, there is a windmill and green rolling hills in the background and a dog walking on a gravel path in the foreground
This is the cow pasture, you can see cows grazing under trees in the distance and big puffy white clouds in the sky

SNerd,
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@RickiTarr
Um, I believe that’s a dog city girl 🙄

emmreef, to random
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Maybe should try implanting cyber trucks in people's brains

SNerd,
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@emmreef
A perfect opportunity to repost this!
https://lor.sh/@SNerd/112412220485007997

Alice, to random
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Pretty sure my husband is going to divorce me if I keep lying to hotel reception whenever they ask why we're in town but what IF he was actually there to try out for Magic Mike on Ice?

SNerd,
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@Alice @RickiTarr
Does the bondage face mask mean he wants to be spanked?

Alice, (edited ) to random
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The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was when McDonald's gave out those coupons for free sundaes when they totally knew their stupid ice cream machine was going to be down.

SNerd,
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@Alice
Fun Fact - they’re usually not broken. They’re made so that they won’t work when they need to be cleaned

flexghost, to random
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“I do have a lot of surrogates and they are speaking very beautifully”
-Trump

Imagine being a sitting United States Senator of the speaker of the house and choosing to help Trump break his gag order over representing your constituents

Winning.

SNerd,
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@flexghost
What could go wrong when you decide to work for Trump 🤷

SNerd, to random
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Brass instruments are made for people that can’t reed

SNerd, to random
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BREAKING - Former President and current Presidential Candidate Donald names his 2024 running mate

paulfoerster, to random
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That was perfect. 🤣 But it's all gone now. 😔@evelynefoerster and I had a perfect afternoon sunny chicken meal. 🤣

The chicken is ready to be served. It’s standing on its stand inside the now open Big Green Egg and waiting to be taken out.
The chicken was cut in halves and we both each had one half. The picture shows one half of the chicken on a plate, along with three roasted champignons.
All gone. This is the stand on which the chicken is positioned to be roasted equally from all sides. It’s more or less a cone formed by thick wires to hold the chicken upright.

SNerd,
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@paulfoerster @evelynefoerster
Do you always pose your BBQ chicken provocatively?

SNerd,
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@evelynefoerster @paulfoerster
OK, that’s just perverted 😂

SNerd,
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@paulfoerster @amiserabilist @evelynefoerster
I drink 2 beers and eat the rotisserie chicken I bought at Walmart

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TCatInReality, to random
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For the record, I think it's great to see tax-evading, spoiled rich people indicted for tax crimes.

But it should be a LOT more frequent with people of all parties

Hunter Biden Charged With Evading Taxes on Millions From Foreign Firms https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/07/us/politics/hunter-biden-indictment.html

SNerd,
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@lin11c @TCatInReality
All they have to do is become an informant and then they can do whatever they want. Like Whitey Bulger did. He ran a whole criminal organization while he was an informant. Gotta protect the “resource”.

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