SethRudy

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

All this “become ungovernable” stuff floating around and the only ones actually doing it are the Supreme Court

SethRudy, 10 months ago to PetBirds

I've done my back a mischief. Here's a #housefinch I saw looking at me. #birds #birding

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

Having a kid means revisiting candy relationships I broke off decades ago and guys jellybeans are so good why did I ever leave them

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

If Hunter Biden was really as bad as they say, he’d be the Republican nominee.

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

I thought maybe I slipped a disc, but I’m so old I probably slipped a cassette

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

It took like one year of historically low unemployment for conservatives to say no more abortions, you must have children, and also those children should work in factories

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

Ginger is a strong flavor. Why does “gingery” mean spicy, peppery, bold, but “gingerly” means “delicate,” “careful” etc.? Are they actually unrelated? And why am I asking here instead of looking it up?

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

Me: researches best scholarly edition of text for teaching

Bookstore: we received your order and substituted a cheaper edition without asking you

Student: I'm just gonna use a digital edition from this bloodstained thumb drive I found in the street that's partly in Old French, missing four chapters, mysteriously kills anyone who reads it after seven days, but is free

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

Why do we say “goes” for speech? And then I go, “stop!” Cow goes “moo!” etc.?

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

One day, before I die, I will shout from my seat in row 30, “how hard is it to get off a fucking plane!”

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

Can you quiet quit parenting

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

Me, 30, slipping a bit on wet pavement: I hope no one saw that

Me, 40, slipping a bit on wet pavement: is my will up to date

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

It is not enough to quit social media; we must all of us stop talking to each other, for ever.

SethRudy, 10 months ago to random

It’s not a “mid-life crisis,” it’s a mid-life realization.

SethRudy, 11 months ago to random

Waves of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

SethRudy, 11 months ago to random

The flight is half empty: pessimism
The flight is half full: optimism
The flight is “over full”: capitalism

SethRudy, 11 months ago to random

You a person, watching Frozen: it’s Coronation Day!

Me, an eighteenth-centuryist: her parents died three years ago, who’s been acting as Regent?

SethRudy, 11 months ago to random

Xmas family photos of pols with guns be like

SethRudy, 11 months ago to random

Obviously I wanted to see how the world ends, but I didn’t want to be here for it

SethRudy, 11 months ago to random

Hey hey, my hatred of professional golf is no longer irrational!

SethRudy, 1 year ago to random

Republican govs be like, if you’re worried about your children being exposed to books and woke discussions, move to red states! We don’t allow that stuff in the bars, mines, and slaughterhouses where they’ll work.

SethRudy, 1 year ago to random

I realize the media often make it seem like the GOP are a malign, morally and intellectually bankrupt bunch of insane idiots, but once you get past the clickbait and bias, you realize they’re actually even worse

SethRudy, 1 year ago to random

Sending "for fuck's sake" as a reply-all to the full faculty and admin apparently does not count as "campus leadership."

SethRudy, 1 year ago to random

Crazy to me how some people are like, “it’s God’s plan for children to be shot” and also “Jesus helped me with my personal clothing style.” That god sucks too much to be god.

SethRudy, 1 year ago to random

Cleopatra was the true author of the plays we attribute to Shakespeare; the man we call Shakespeare was actually Jack the Ripper; all the people identified as Jack the Ripper were writers on this season of Ted Lasso; and in the finale Ted Lasso teaches Cleopatra to believe in herself.