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StarlingW

@StarlingW@mstdn.social

Writer and sometime musician. Friend to hummingbirds, dark trees, and gray northern seas. Nom de plume.

#writer #writingcommunity #wip #pnw #piano #diary #music

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GossiTheDog, to random
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If you want to explain to yourself why companies keep launching all these dumbass AI products and hurting their sentiments and bottom line, keep this @Quinnypig banger in mind.

openculture, to random
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Ray Bradbury Wrote the First Draft of Fahrenheit 451 on Coin-Operated Typewriters, for a Total of $9.80

https://www.openculture.com/2024/05/ray-bradbury-wrote-the-first-draft-of-fahrenheit-451-on-coin-operated-typewriters.html

catbrained, to random

I don't want to touch grass. I want to touch the fiber optic cables of the transatlantic backbone

GossiTheDog, to random
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Things I’ve been asked to produce over the years as a manager in security:

  • Blockchain strategy
  • Metaverse strategy
  • Generative AI strategy

Amount of times this has had any value: 0

Perhaps the reason businesses largely haven’t grown for a decade is because they have failed to concentrate on ensuring good operations and making products customers care about.. but instead they’ve rushed off the latest fad cliff like Lemmings.

rlrr, to random
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"They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown." - Carl Sagan

timbray, to random
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Introducing the Banned Book of the Week Book Club: https://dp.la/news/introducing-the-banned-book-of-the-week

ashten, to random

choices, choices....

LilHulkQ, to random
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This is awesome!

Negro League statistics will be integrated into the MLB database beginning tomorrow.

Josh Gibson will now be MLB's all-time career leader in batting average (.372), slugging percentage (.718) and OPS (1.177)

anguinea, to random
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25 years ago, when my FIL was terminally ill, a sermon at his tiny church gutted me.His priest described, one after another, small pleasures in the life of an Ohio farmer:

Cool breeze just before rain. Redtail hawks circling against the clear blue sky. Sitting out on the porch in the evening. A game of euchre with old friends. Snow falling silently over the fields. A sleeping grandchild.

Then he said:
These are things we must let go of as we ready ourselves to leave this world.

We sobbed.

rebeccawatson, to random
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I hate how whenever US liberals defend immigrants they have to say how hard working they are. I just want it to be known that I support immigrants who are just as lazy, if not even lazier, than me.

dabertime, to random
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On the days you only have 40% and you give 40%,

You gave 100%.

lauren, to random
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I've seen a LOT of horrible tech ideas in my time. But the Microsoft announcement for a Windows feature (apparently enabled by default) to take and store screenshots every few seconds of everything you do on your PC has to be one of the most high privacy risk concepts I've ever seen. Even stored locally on the PC, it's a recipe for domestic abuse, government abuses, and a long list of other nightmares. Microsoft has jumped the shark BIG TIME.

lauren, (edited )
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***** The Meeting *****

It was an unprecedented meeting. SPECTRE, THRUSH, KAOS, Soylent, Tyrell, Omni, and at least a hundred more -- the list of organizations and firms in attendance seemed nearly endless.

There was but one topic on the agenda. A proposal by their newest member -- Microsoft -- to embed a super power spy system into every Windows users' PC.

"We call it Windows Recall. We enable it by default, and every five seconds it takes a screenshot of what the user is doing, and keeps it for months or years!"

"Won't people use that to copy movies?"

"Oh no, that we'll block!"

"Very wise."

The discussions went on for hours, reviewing the many ways that such a system could be used for evil by various authorities, governments, politicians, ransomware criminals, and many more.

The time came for the vote.

To the shock of Microsoft's representative, their plan was voted down unanimously.

"But why?" he protested. "We thought you of all people would embrace this system!"

In unison they shook their heads.

"Sorry, Satya. You're just too evil for us."

yonabee, to random
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windows 12 will just be a drone that follows you around and records you all day. there are no features.

18+ nasamuffin, to random
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I went to the aquarium today and there was a guy in a wetsuit pushing a penguin around on a box, back and forth through the water

someone asked why and he says, "yeah, she kinda just really likes riding on the box"

I'm still not over it y'all

grimalkina, to random
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Do people want to be productive? A perspective from a PhD scientist studying innovation on software teams:

Yah, when the benefits flow to them.

Nah, when the benefits don't flow to them.

Hell nah, when actual damage flows to them instead.

Ok we solved Developer Productivity. Good talk.

apilsetas, to random
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by Johannes Palm

arobeans, to art
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ashten, to random

​:blobcatchewwire:​

Zero_Democracy, to random
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Something you need to learn as a queer person is that you aren't going to die from secondhand cringe. It's fine if people use weird new pronouns or invent new flags you think are goofy, as long as nobody is violating first principles. Innoculate yourself against getting brainworms over the kids.

Zero_Democracy,
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You will get old and shit will seem kind of weird to you. I recommend edibles. You can still pirate the old TV shows you like.

warandpeas, to random
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Full Story tonight on Channel 5: TRUE STORY! 🥵

sluttymayo, to random
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haha [hair twirl] so is there a gal fieri?

PearlescentFerret, to random

Announcing the public launch of of Open Torment, a FOSS alternative to The Torment Nexus.

Lotje, to random
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I drew the fog :GrinLotje:

ancient_catbus, to random
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I will never apologize for a post

Plumy, to EldenRing French
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Back on the The Lands Between #EldenRing #EldenRingJournal #mastoart #ArtJournal

Plumy,
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Still in love with the perfumers design #EldenRing

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