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“Incredibly mediocre” dude. Programmer. Bad with words. Enthusiastic cat-botherer.
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mcc, to random
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As you may remember from me talking about it once a week, the three things I most want out of a cell phone are

  1. RECTANGULAR screen with NO HOLES OR ROUNDED EDGES ON THE DISPLAY CANVAS

  2. Big bezel/bevel/whatever it's called so I can hold it without activating the touch screen

  3. Headphone jack

I search and search and even for high prices I usually cannot get these things

But the $35 carrier branded temp replacement phone I bought at the Wal-Mart by the airport?

All three

c0dec0dec0de,
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@mcc A COMPUTER CANNOT BE CHARGED WITH PERJURY

THEREFORE A COMPUTER MUST NEVER FORCE A PERSON TO PERJURE THEMSELVES

c0dec0dec0de,
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@mcc I like talking about mean computing devices behind their backs!

Quinnypig, to random
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I regret to report that badge pickup has been Googled.

c0dec0dec0de,
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@Quinnypig yes, make Google (v.) mean killed before its time

c0dec0dec0de, to random
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I hate working with Ansible and Jinja. Is there some set of filters that will take a list of dictionaries like this and work without making Ansible loop and do multiple transactions per host?

- ansible.builtin.package:  
 name: "{{ packages | ??? }}"  
 state: present  
 become: true  
 vars:  
 packages:  
- name:  
- gcc  
- gcc-c++  
 version: "13.2.1"  
- name:  
- libxml2  
- libxml2-devel  
 version: "2.10.4-3"

c0dec0dec0de,
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@jborean there’s no version argument to the package, yum, or dnf modules. I can do this with a loop, though. I was wondering if there was a way to do it without the loop.

c0dec0dec0de,
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@jborean I can also stick the loop on a set_fact and make a union of all the iterations before using that fact as the name argument to package which has some benefits, can be run_once, only one call to the package manager…

fasterthanlime, to random
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another day of having to explain (this time, to conference organizers) why, even though I have a VAT number, can make tax-deductible purchases, and pay a lot (a LOT) of taxes, I don't have a "company" and I can't afford their "business tickets"

(my statut juridique is "entreprise individuelle", which is confusing enough in France, and even more abroad)

c0dec0dec0de,
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@fasterthanlime add employment and financial status to the large list of things that programmers don’t understand…

kfogel, to random

ALL HEAR MY POWER. ON THE 8TH DAY OF APRIL I WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN, THAT YOU MAY KNOW MY POWER AND BE FEARED OF IT. MY COMMANDMENT IS THAT YOU SHALL FORMAT GIT COMMIT MESSAGES CORRECTLY. I WILL RETURN THE SUN TO YOU AFTER MY WARNING. IT WILL BE THE ONLY WARNING. ALL HEAR MY POWER.

c0dec0dec0de,
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@kfogel “but, master, what is the correct placement of a JIRA tag?”

rasterweb, to sketch
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Do the kids know what these are? Are they back? Did they ever go away?

A sketch of a cassette tape.
A sketch of a cassette tape.
A sketch of a cassette tape.

c0dec0dec0de,
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@rasterweb obviously, they’re those weird collectibles in Receiver by Wolfire Games

whitequark, to random
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would you say i have 'top energy'?

c0dec0dec0de,
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@tef @whitequark like this?

https://www.oglaf.com/submission/

gsuberland, to random
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ugh, turns out it was probably the GPU in my wife's machine that died and took the PSU with it. new PSU doesn't even flicker on when GPU 12V is attached.

suspect a hard short across 12V0 rail on the GPU, but need to check. but too much back pain to carry on with diagnostics today.

c0dec0dec0de,
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@gsuberland what’s the way people do that these days? Do people still use crosstool-ng?

c0dec0dec0de,
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@gsuberland regular people probably use Yocto or Buildroot now that I think of it.

frameworkcomputer, to random
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We've just opened a new firmware/system software role (open to US, Canada, and Taiwan). We develop open source firmware to enable products like this, and we have even more exciting projects on our roadmap:

https://jobs.lever.co/framework/36bcbf61-332d-4ab8-8c6d-20fffa1ef506

c0dec0dec0de,
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@frameworkcomputer god, this sounds awesome.

memoriesin8bit, to godot
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Procedurally generated marble track spiral.

Try and say that three times fast.

video/mp4

c0dec0dec0de,
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@memoriesin8bit Bink logo

kate, to random
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    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @kate was once told that Scottish children ask: “Mummy, why is the sky grey?” instead of the “usual” color of blue.

    Sonikku, to random
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    My favorite stop

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @Sonikku you needed a break[point] anyway

    indivisibleteam, to random
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    By this time next year, we could be facing a national abortion ban and restrictions on access to contraception and IVF -- unless we act. MAGA extremism is threatening almost every aspect of our reproductive freedom. We're mobilizing so we can win in November and restore reproductive rights for every American. Join us: https://act.indivisible.org/survey/majority_over_maga_signup?source=mastodon&medium=directpost

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @lori @indivisibleteam @tjtreehugger2 none of you are wrong, but will they have an actual, codified platform this year, so you think?

    rcrowley, to random
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    GitOps as explained: You merge your change and the thing’s changed!

    GitOps as in reality: You merge your change and about a million lines of code in six or seven distinct distributed systems each take a swing at it and if they all work properly the thing’s changed.

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @rcrowley hey, you know that tool that we all use, and it’s a meme for incomprehensibility? I want to put it in the middle of our deploy process!

    davidho, to random
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    This “big load” would fit in my MINI.

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @davidho the only vehicle I’ve owned that couldn’t handle this with ease would be my ‘89 MR2. And I could probably still manage if I remembered about the frunk (front-trunk) and tossed a couple in the passenger footwell.

    HCBunny, to random
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    I've sent a person I only know on social media a pair of pliers. This is life now.

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @HCBunny what? Are they unique in some way? Why did they need your specific pliers and couldn’t just get some from the local store?

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @HCBunny inquiring - nay! vexed and perplexed - minds want to know!

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @HCBunny they’re useful. Also, thank you.

    jsr, to random
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    You would be surprised at how much I would pay for this, if it actually existed.

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @jsr reverse skeuomorphism? Would you be satisfied with an old school stereo rack of stacked units?

    foone, to random
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    Honestly at this point I want the US to get universal healthcare even if it doesn't work, because at the very least it'll put Kaiser Permanente out of business.

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @foone I mean they surely own more senators than you do - or probably than the whole of the normal constituent population

    c0dec0dec0de, to random
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    Ugh. I want to write a blog post to share something but I don't have a blog and I don't really feel like I have enough things to say often enough to warrant really starting one.

    c0dec0dec0de,
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    @boki unexpected highlight of GitHub’s refusal to accept HTTP authentication for pushing code: it’s that much harder to make and push commits using the wrong account/identity. (I was a little worried about this)

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