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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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FYI: "Toe the line"

The idiom is toe the line, not tow the line.

The phrase derives from track-and-field events in which athletes are required to place a foot on a starting line and wait for the signal to go. Race officials used to shout “Toe the line!” where now they shout “On your marks!”

Since entering the language, the idiom has developed to mean do what is expected or act according to someone else’s rules or expectations.

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I borrowed and subsequently misplaced a cutting tool from Dwayne Johnson during craft class.

I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.

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Highlighters are the future.

Mark my words.

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The 4th Annual Fedivision Song Contest has concluded. What an incredible event, and indeed, an amazing achievement by the organisers of the event. 🎉

Shoutout to the face of Fedivision 2024, the winner of Fedivision 2023, @futzle for the incredible effort they’ve put into putting this together and keeping it running! 👏

Congratulations to every single person who entered their music! It’s been so much fun listening to your tracks. All of them!! 🫶

Shout out to Radio Free Fedi (@radiofreefedi) for hosting the pop-up channel for the event! They’ve done an amazing job! 👍

Congratulations to our winner, @keefmarshall for their incredible piece “Misaligned Aardvarks”! 🏆

Congrats to our runner up @negativeplayers for their amazing song “The New Rage”! ✌️

Big love to everyone who voted “All Zombies Go To Heaven” into 3rd place. Out of 72 entries, you humble me. Thank you. ☺️

I’m honoured to share the top ten with all the excellent artists who got a shoutout from the Fedivision Vote Bot. The entire selection is an amazing collection of impressive works!! 🥂

I want to thank my Wife, and Mom & Dad, and…

* is forcibly escorted from the podium while continuously trying to thank everyone they can think of…

https://fedi.vision/@vote/posts/317904753296968336/

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My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

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Does anyone know what the Knights in White actually sat in?

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Those who boost my posts are happier, more intelligent and better looking than those who don't according to a study I made up.

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a Time Machine.

I’ve just unexpectedly invented

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Someone glued my deck of cards together into a sold block.

I can't deal with this.

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We’re in the final hours of voting in !

Have you voted for your favourite three entries yet?

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This toot intentionally left blank.

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I’m giving up drinking now.

Wait, that’s not right…

I’m giving up. Drinking now.

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It’s Monday!! It’s also the three year anniversary of the release of the Mastodon-famous song “It’s Always Monday On The Moon”

Written for future moon workers spending long hours doing dangerous work in a lethal environment, my song is about how quickly the enthusiasm for a job like this may disappear quickly due to the isolation and monotonous routine.

https://song.link/i/1570437239

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is now 20% cooler.

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Panorama shot!

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Next up, horse puns?

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Now listening to:
Justified & Ancient
~ The KLF

“If you want to do something, go and do it! Don't wait to be asked, don't wait for a record company to come and want to sign you or a management company. Just go and do it”
~ Bill Drummond

https://youtu.be/XP5oHL3zBDg

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One of the contributing factors in the fall of Count Dracula’s empire was the fighting with stakeholders.

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My eyes kinda hurt and my hair is all frizzy.

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Wookie meat is a bit chewie.

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Did you know the biggest Song Contest in the history of the Fediverse is on now?

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My local baker loves making pastries in a wood-fired oven.

They’re both a pyromancer and a pie romancer.

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I love Rock Enrol!

https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote

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woke up with an earworm and is now booking a flight to Snork.

https://fedivision.party/#SNOR

@DuchessOfSnork

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