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@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
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#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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Those who boost my posts are happier, more intelligent and better looking than those who don't according to a study I made up.

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is participating in the Fedivision Song Contest 2024.

I will be representing the fictional faction known as Dizzy Corp. My four-letter vote code is DIZZ.

My entry is a new song called “All Zombies Go To Heaven”.

You can listen to all 72 entries here:
https://fedivision.party

Instructions on how you can cast your three (3) votes can be found here:
https://fedivision.party/vote/

Follow the and hashtags, and the @announce and @vote accounts for updates and voting!

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“That’s Life” by Chubster (@mysturji) @Onj) on the finger drums] is a great little story following the life of the protagonist from childhood to their sunset years. Cool collab. Vote code MORZ

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*wipes sweat off brow and opens an ice cold beverage.

And that’s my review thread of .

What an amazing selection of entries. Thank you all for sharing your music!!

Big love, and huge appreciation. is a lot of fun.

✌️😁🤘

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According to an online survey, there are no Amish people.

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One of the contributing factors in the fall of Count Dracula’s empire was the fighting with stakeholders.

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Woke up to a tap on the door.

The plumber thinks he’s funny.

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I borrowed and subsequently misplaced a cutting tool from Dwayne Johnson during craft class.

I lost the Rock’s Paper Scissors.

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We’re in the final hours of voting in !

Have you voted for your favourite three entries yet?

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@tshirtman
Finale is at 1pm UTC and voting will close at 7pm UTC. You still have time!! 😁
Tune in to https://party.radiofreefedi.net for the finale!
✌️😁🤘

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For those who haven’t heard of this huge online event, Fedivision is an annual song contest for members of the Fediverse! Fedivision 2024 has seventy-two new, original pieces created by people from the Fedi-community.

Follow the #Fedivision and #Fedivision2024 hashtags to follow and join the conversation.

Visit https://fedivision.party to listen to and read about each entry. Note the four-letter vote codes of your favourite tracks.

Visit https://fedivision.party/vote/ to learn how to vote!!

Follow @vote for the voting results!

Tune in to the #RadioFreeFedi pop-up station https://party.radiofreefedi.net for a playlist of all entries on repeat, and a scheduled chat where you may meet some of the artists.

Voting ends on Sunday at 7:00pm UTC, so get listening and get voting! Time is running out!!

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Nothing ruins a Friday more than realizing it’s actually Wednesday.

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My local baker loves making pastries in a wood-fired oven.

They’re both a pyromancer and a pie romancer.

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Did you know the biggest Song Contest in the history of the Fediverse is on now?

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How To Fedivision!

Step 1: Listen to the entries on the website.
https://fedivision.party

Step 2: Note the four letter vote code for your favourite three entries.

Step 3: Vote by sending a toot to Fedivision Vote Bot with the syntax:

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I’m giving up drinking now.

Wait, that’s not right…

I’m giving up. Drinking now.

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With three and a half days left of voting in , don’t forget to vote for your 1 to 3 favourite entries, using the four-letter codes displayed next to them. Visit http://fedivision.party/vote for instructions and an example! Voting closes UTC 19.00 on Sunday 26 May 2024.

(Copied from @announce)

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This toot intentionally left blank.

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Just polling your leg.

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Someone glued my deck of cards together into a sold block.

I can't deal with this.

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My rechargeable batteries are revolting.

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The 4th Annual Fedivision Song Contest has concluded. What an incredible event, and indeed, an amazing achievement by the organisers of the event. 🎉

Shoutout to the face of Fedivision 2024, the winner of Fedivision 2023, @futzle for the incredible effort they’ve put into putting this together and keeping it running! 👏

Congratulations to every single person who entered their music! It’s been so much fun listening to your tracks. All of them!! 🫶

Shout out to Radio Free Fedi (@radiofreefedi) for hosting the pop-up channel for the event! They’ve done an amazing job! 👍

Congratulations to our winner, @keefmarshall for their incredible piece “Misaligned Aardvarks”! 🏆

Congrats to our runner up @negativeplayers for their amazing song “The New Rage”! ✌️

Big love to everyone who voted “All Zombies Go To Heaven” into 3rd place. Out of 72 entries, you humble me. Thank you. ☺️

I’m honoured to share the top ten with all the excellent artists who got a shoutout from the Fedivision Vote Bot. The entire selection is an amazing collection of impressive works!! 🥂

I want to thank my Wife, and Mom & Dad, and…

* is forcibly escorted from the podium while continuously trying to thank everyone they can think of…

https://fedi.vision/@vote/posts/317904753296968336/

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@HCBunny
Yes. Despite the week of people being flooded with hashtags, it seems that over 50% of the Fediverse is still unaware of its existence!!

Cc: @futzle

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Wookie meat is a bit chewie.

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