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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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Oh damn! I got a new song dropping tomorrow… and I submitted another new song for just today!

At this rate, I’m gonna write more songs this year than I ever wrote in the previous 4.8 billion years!

You have to wait for to kick off to listen to the entry, but you can catch Friday’s release right now on Soundcloud!

https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic/only-the-music-keeps-me-alive

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Looking at buying a house in Australia?

These prices will shack you!

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Woohoo! My entry to the Song Contest 2024 has been successfully submitted!

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My neighbour lost a quarter of their roof in the storm last night.

Oof.

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Me: Where can I find some bricks, tiles, cement, and grout.

Clerk: They’re under Construction in aisle 27.

Me: Do you know when they’ll be finished?

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I ordered two large fries.

They gave me a heap of small ones!

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8 Hobbits = 1 Hobbyte

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A shark can out swim me, but I can outrun a shark.

So in a triathlon, it’d come down to who’s better on a bicycle.

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Fallout 1 is the best game in the franchise.

There. I said it.

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This is Stupid.

My song. Stupid. Out on all the streamy sites.

https://songwhip.com/dgar/stupid2024

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Pressed the Hammer Function button on my new drill, and it keeps playing “You Can’t Touch This”.

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In order to understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

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I was going to toot a UDP joke, but you might not get it.

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The inventor of the ferris wheel never met the person who invented the merry go round.

They traveled in different circles.

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Rick Astley is happy to lend you any movie from his collection.

Except that one Pixar animation.

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FLAMINGO

Photo by Paige Klee.

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The way to defeat an obnoxious dogma, is with a big stigma.

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I think I’ll submit my Zombie song for if I can finish it in time!!

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I hate going to MC Hammer’s house.

He won’t let you touch anything.

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I introduced my friend to my hammer, my chisel, and my saw.

They know the drill.

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Jeff, a semicolon, and an Oxford comma go to a bar.

They both had a great time.

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