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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

#𝙵𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚘𝚠 liberally
#𝙱𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚝 often
#𝙻𝚘𝚟𝚎 the Fediverse

Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

https://justmytoots.com/@dgar@aus.social

#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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A pizza is just a real-time pie-chart of how much pizza is left.

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Good design serves everyone.

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Most puns make me feel numb, but math puns make me feel number.

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If you allow a profit to be made from prisoners, then you create a demand for prisoners.

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Scientist: *Explaining the importance of good sleep.

Me: *Watching scientist explaining the importance of good sleep on YouTube at 3am.

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The meaning of opaque is not clear.

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time! Okay to boost. 😊

I make music, and Mastodon is awesome for reaching an audience.

I know most of you follow me for the stolen jokes and stay for… also the jokes, but many of you have also blessed me by listening to and boosting my music, and some have even followed me on their chosen music streaming service!! ❤️ That is so amazing, I cannot thank you enough. 🫵🤗

Big love to you all! 🫶

Here is a list of my music profile links on various streaming platforms. A follow on any of them means the world to me!

Below the links are some screenshots of my favourite comments from the Mastodon community.
🤩😍

Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/dgarmusic

Tidal: https://tidal.com/artist/21571623

Apple Music: https://music.apple.com/au/artist/dgar/1534169037

YouTube: https://youtube.com/channel/UCODHoyCwEoGged7UU0FSjKg

Deezer: https://deezer.page.link/rD9kbQYQBeFg2rbG9

Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/0oeCPGv32IomKqc7zB6u36

☝️😎🤘

Screenshot of Mastodon comment: @dgar as always you rock! Literally awesome music you put out!
Screenshot of Mastodon comment: @dgar cool! -l did not know. | have just started listening to your music and | like it a lot! ...like putting "The White Stripes, The Black Keys, The Raconteurs, Soundgarden and Genesis" into a blender with some yet to be defined spice ... and out we get a delicate Dgar smoothie! -respect!!
@dgar Here | was enjoying the comic relief and utter lack of seriousness... And you go full on Siddhartha... ...and then rock out like Jethro Tull jamming with the Bad Seeds. Damn man... just a rollercoaster of human range. If you are some kinda of polymath ... | swear | am quittin’ the internet for good. Again.

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They said they wanted a spice rack for the kitchen.

I said, 'Well, if that's what you want; what you really, really want.'

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The original author of the cartoon, Holly Todd, who posts content on Instagram, has made this design available on shirts, totes, prints, and stickers.
https://www.redbubble.com/people/hollyatodds/shop/
“I'm amazed & touched that people want to buy my art, so I'm going to donate 50% of whatever I earn on this design to the fight against climate change - specifically, 25% to the Union of Concerned Scientists to support the science, and 25% to 350.org to support the social movement.”
~ from a post on Holly’s Instagram.
One can find Holly posting new cartoons on Instagram here.
https://instagram.com/hollyatodds

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I remember 2023 like it was yesterday…

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I wish more people did these. It's fun to learn odd little things:

First job - Stop
Current job - Sending
Dream Job - Your
Favorite food- Potential
Favorite dog - Passwords
Favorite footwear- Or
Favorite Candy bar - Memorable
Favorite Ice Cream - Data
Your Vehicle colour - To
Favorite Holiday - People
Night owl/earlybird - Who
Favorite day - Collect
Tattoos - This
Favorite colour- For
Like vegetables - Social
Wear glasses - Engineering

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Stallone: I’m making a movie about classical composers.
I’ll be Beethoven.

Van Damme: I’ll be Mozart.

Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys. I’m not saying it.

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You matter.

Unless you’re moving at light-speed.

Then you energy.

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