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dgar

@dgar@aus.social

Real Name: Jon O’Hare
Stage Name: Dgar - pronounced “Jar”

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Thank you for dropping by, I’m so glad you could make it.

May be seen posting: stolen jokes, weird thoughts, original music.
I’ll usually try to make you laugh.
I may also send you in another direction.
This account is not one dimensional.

A favourite/like just means "Marked as read"

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#Dgar #DgarMusic #DgarRadio #ToraTabby

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I was told I should sing tenor twelve miles away.

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I like live music.

Dead music may have body, but it doesn’t have soul.

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I fixed my brass instrument with a tuba glue.

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When people misuse the words concrete, asphalt and gravel, it's just cementics.

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When was the last time
you did something
for the first time?

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Me: Do you know of any authors who write dinosaur novels.

Librarian: Try Sarah Topps.

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Today's is about your favorite album on physical media.

I have always adored Queen, they are my favourite band of all time and I have all their studio and live albums up to “Made In Heaven”.

That said, my favourite album of all time, from the vinyl my father played when I was very young, to the CD I ordered from eBay, is not a Queen album.

“The Butterfly Ball and the Grasshopper's Feast” is a ‘70s concept album written by Roger Glover after he left Deep Purple. Several great artists are featured on the tracks, notably:
• Glenn Hughes of Trapeze, Deep Purple, and Black Sabbath.
• Ronnie James Dio of Elf, Rainbow, Black Sabbath, Dio and Heaven & Hell.
• Jimmy Helms of Londonbeat.
• David Coverdale of Deep Purple and Whitesnake.
• John Lawton of Lucifer's Friend, Uriah Heep and the Les Humphries Singers.
• and several other great ‘70s talents!

The album follows a story based on a poem by William Roscoe, written in 1802, telling the story of a party for insects and other small animals.

The album cover design is from Alan Aldridge's design for a 1973 book based on the poem.

Songwhip link: https://songwhip.com/roger-glover/the-butterfly-ball-and-the-grasshoppers-feast

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did that already.

Space Pop (feat. Kaaren Elizabeth Smith)
~ Dgar

https://youtu.be/ztqPhHmA2YY

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4K 27” iMac Pro with M4 Ultra.

That’s the definition of wishful thinking…

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The Hunchback of Notre Dame?

Rings a bell...

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Hi. I’m. William. Shatners. Speechwriter.

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I can’t open my piano.

The keys are on the inside.

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I didn't come this far to only come this far.

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Handel was both wealthy and baroque.

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It's Zombie Awareness Month.

My zombie song is submitted in to

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The place I’m working for is looking to hire an IT infrastructure technician.
If this sounds like you, and you’re interested in a lifestyle change from the big city, drop me a DM for the deets.

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If you have Pet Insurance and your cat has to stay overnight at the vet's, do you get a Courtesy cat?

Asking furry friend.

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I can always count on my calculator.

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The Book of Cat
by Andy Robinson.

I steal their jokes so I’m giving their book a plug.

Link to the paperback on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com.au/Book-CAT-Andy-Robinson/dp/0645493937

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The other half asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.

I had to get a running start but, the answer is yes.

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Dong. Ding Dong.
~ James Bond’s doorbell.

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I was going to buy a pocket calculator.

Then I realised that l don’t have that many pockets.

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Southern lights? Yeah, sure, okay, here ya go…

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Stationary supplies turned up and they’ve given me cardboard instead of paper.

I’m writing them a stiff letter.

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