joshua

joshua, 1 month ago (edited 29 days ago) to random

It's official, folks. I'm looking for my next job opportunity as a #macosdev or #iosdev. 24 years experience and an #xcode book as icing on the cake. Based in the US (Southern Virginia); looking for remote. I deeply appreciate boosts and leads.

LI: https://www.linkedin.com/in/joshuanozzi

#getfedihired

lisamelton, 4 months ago to random

2023 was a big year for me. Very big. Coming out as transgender. Beginning HRT. Having my orchiectomy.

2024 will be big, too. My divorce is final on day one, January 1st. After the remaining financial ties are untangled and separated, I can legally change my name.

And by the end of the new year, hopefully the U.S. government won't fall to the Nazis who want to murder me and my people.

Should be interesting times.

Happy New Year. Peace and be well, friends. 💖

nocontexttrek, 2 months ago to StarTrek

#StarTrek

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joshua, 1 year ago to random

Kittens: “I love you! Gimme your eye!”

joshua, 9 months ago to twitter

If #Twitter is now #X, it follows that tweets should now be Xcretions.

joshua, 10 months ago to random

Tradition
(n.) Peer pressure from dead people.

nocontexttrek, 1 month ago to StarTrek

#startrek

joshua, 3 months ago to random

Very sad. I've been cheering Voyager 1 on since I was a teen and discovered it's only about a year older than I am. I hope their last-ditch effort to kick it into a previous flight mode to glean engineering data proves fruitful.

Seems a bit sad to have it beaming back an unmodulated carrier though. If it's functionally braindead, it'd be nice to switch it off and let it be an inert time capsule.

https://hackaday.com/2024/02/09/flipped-bit-could-mark-the-end-of-voyager-1s-interstellar-mission/

MikeElgan, 1 month ago to random

Next Tuesday at 2pm? Let me check my calendar! https://elgan.com/next-tuesday-at-2pm-let-me-check-my-calendar

joshua, 1 month ago to random

I still love The Birdcage but I get angrier at Val’s expectations and Albert’s treatment each time I watch it.

That said, I make and maintain forceful eye contact with my husband whenever Nathan Lane is dramatic. Nathan (my husband’s actual name) giggles in acknowledgement at why I call him Nathan Lane.

“That’s gonna be me.”

“GONNA be?!”

joshua, 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago) to random

Sadly returning my Vision Pro:

• Poor tracking in comfortable light
• Constantly need to realign between wearings
• Autofocus doesn't work well w/my eyes
• Must be near Mac to init connect
• Usable Mac resolutions too limited for poor sight
• Lens glare in darker envs
• Headaches
• Fogs up too often
• Shocking num of apps missing and actively abstaining

Too many issues to risk "fixed in rev 2" after spending $4k on device, lenses, and extras.

I'm depressed about it but have to be realistic.

joshua, 4 months ago to random

💅

joshua, 4 months ago to random

2023 – a year in review:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

joshua, 16 days ago to random

Get it while it’s hot. The last Sketch release I contributed to. The very last one with freshly-Joshed code. https://mastodon.social/

joshua, 6 months ago to random

Do I know anyone who could talk to me about the foster care system in the US around the topics of realistic outcomes for youths with chronic illnesses / disabilities? Also the general kind of support they have (or lack), etc? I’d appreciate a chat with a professional.

joshua, 1 month ago (edited 26 days ago) to random

Hey #xcode users ( #iosdev / #macosdev ). Which build config management situation describes you best?

Please boost!

joshua, 5 months ago to random

Anyone have any leads for a junior developer? Elizabeth ( @elzody ) is looking for her first job in the industry. #fedihired

https://www.linkedin.com/posts/joshuanozzi_github-elzodyuniversity-portfolio-contains-activity-7142616067096395776-OfIb

joshua, 2 months ago to random

Cats: We refuse to be fully domesticated!

Also cats: [sits on couch and watches television]

Sweetie, you’re a couch potato. You’re even shaped like one.

joshua, 8 months ago to random

Holy shit. Danny Masterson is toast. 😂

joshua, 7 months ago to Netflix

New #Netflix series inbound: “Mr. Fluffers – Attorney at Claw”

joshua, 6 months ago to random

Anyone looking for a product manager (with mostly mobile experience) who is highly recommended by a former colleague of mine whose opinion I respect? She's looking for work: https://www.linkedin.com/in/vera-gavryushina/

Please boost.

joshua, 3 months ago to apple

More #AppleTV stupid: went from the main menu directly to next Simpsons episode (we own every season). It asks to open in Disney. We don’t have Disney. Back one to the season menu (?!) then play again. It still thinks we don’t own it. Back repeatedly to TV Library, back into Simpsons, into the same season and episode. “Oh yeah, here it is” and plays.

What. The. Fuck.

joshua, 4 months ago to random

I want to watch fat horse races.

“Thunder Thighs in the lead, followed by Boombababoom, followed by Crisco and Cankles neck-and-neck, then Greased Shortnin’, with Oh Lawd He Comin’ bringing up the rear!”

joshua, 3 months ago to random

AI sees our modern office environment for what it truly is.

joshua, 6 months ago to random

Nathan, obviously fishing: “If we can’t afford that I could always sell my body…” (looks at me expectantly)

Me: (gleefully cycling through countless smart-ass comments) “I … value our marriage too much to reply to that.”

Both: 😐….😂😂😂