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keithmorrisnm

@keithmorrisnm@urbanists.social

singer/guitarist for The Directory he/him

https://linktr.ee/thedirectoryband

engineer/SJW/Unitarian/autist/aging hipster

somebody spoke and i went into a dream

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MissingThePt, to random
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ACAB includes professors who make little to no accommodation for students who experience an acute, documented medical condition.

TidalFlats, to random
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Theory? What theory?
@keithmorrisnm
https://gizmodo.com/absurd-conspiracy-theory-claims-alaskan-science-experim-1851475451

keithmorrisnm, to random
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amiserabilist,
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@keithmorrisnm

the worm controlling JFK jr's body driving to work in the morning.

worm driving apple

MissingThePt, to random
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Pouring one out for my homie.

emi, to random
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I saw a bumper sticker that said “Autism Isn’t A Processing Error, It’s A Different Operating System.”

While I can relate to that personally, I think it would be more accurate to describe Autism as a different instruction set.

This means we can efficiently run any program if it’s properly compiled to run natively. Some translation layers can be highly efficient, while others might result in a loss of 30+% performance.

lowqualityfacts, to random
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And they sound magnificent.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

nocontexttrek, to StarTrek
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MostlyHarmless, to random
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ExtinctionR, to conservative
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#ego #eco #ecology #nature #climate #ClimateChange #ClimateCrisis #GlobalWarming #humanity #anthropocene #animals #plants #flora #fauna

lowqualityfacts, to random
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Someone criticized me for promoting my Patreon. People spent $74.6 million to see the 2019 film Cats in theaters. It would take 34,158 years for my Patreon to bring in as much money as Cats, one of the most unwatchable films known to man.
In conclusion, here's my Patreon:
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

MissingThePt, to random
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Solar eclipse alt-text:

MOON SUN
MOONSUN
MOONUN
MOONN
MOON
SMOON
SUMOON
SUNMOON
SUN MOON

edwilk, to random
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What about the brakes?

AlterNewt,
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@keithmorrisnm @12thRITS @glasspusher @edwilk @TidalFlats

keithmorrisnm, to random
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nonfedimemes, to random
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puppers, to Dogs
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#puppers #woof #dogs #pupper #images #doggo #bark #photos

futurebird, to random
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One of the downsides to connecting your nests using long tubes is "ant loitering" some ants like to just hang out in the tubes because they retain a little moisture and it's near everything. This will cause the tubes to get dirty and less attractive... hence my new invention of a "mid tube fan"

keithmorrisnm, to random
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happy kentucky meat shower day, to those who celebrate

Tom,
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@keithmorrisnm In a completely unrelated event a dynamite salesman travelling through that area disappeared that day...

SmudgeTheInsultCat, to random
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MissingThePt, to random
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If you went back in time and killed Hitler as a baby, Hitler as a baby would just go forward in time and kill YOU as a baby. The cycle would never end.

yogthos, to socialism
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People all across the world come together for Red Books Day to celebrate the seminal text and the struggles of working people across the world.

Join millions globally in reading the full Communist Manifesto on the anniversary of its publication.

Karl Marx and Friedrich Engels wrote the text, bringing together revolutionary communist theory and practice through this seminal work.
The Manifesto called for the abolition of private property, progressive taxation, universal education and other measures to empower the proletariat, create a communist society and dismantle the capitalist oppressive system.
Workers and oppressed peoples of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains. The struggle for people over profit continues.

edwilk, to random
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@AlterNewt @glasspusher @12thRITS @keithmorrisnm @TidalFlats Getting there . Still kinda hesitant for full Waits growl. Tell me if this won't play.

KarenDorman, to Birds
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We have a parliament of absolutely superb owls

Two small brown owls with actual feathers, (but not real) sitting up high on a shelf
A statue of an owl with mostly white feathers but a dark ring around its face and some dark areas on its wing tips and tail. It has long legs and is standing up on a high shelf.

MissPixiePancake, to Humor
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We don’t have any flour.

stavvers, to random
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wake up babe, new gender identity just dropped

UncleDuke1969, to random

some shit is about to go down

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