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onelson

@onelson@mastodon.social

Elaborate Hoax

Cat Dad, Software Engineer, Horror fan, PDX-adjacent.

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ludumdare, to gamedev
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The Theme for Ludum Dare 55 is...

Summoning

TheGoshZilla, to random
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Truly, this is Lloyd Kaufman’s CITIZEN KANE

KentuckyConjurer, to random
@KentuckyConjurer@horrorhub.club avatar

I'll bet Mr Rogers never lived in this neighborhood.

eeeps, to random
@eeeps@front-end.social avatar

h/t @Meyerweb

A TikTok reaction video that has had some text overlayed. A person (labelled "me watching React devs") watches someone else's hand put a series of shaped blocks into shaped holes. The holes and shapes are all basic and recognizable: square, triangle, circle, etc. The holes are labelled after HTML elements: "div", "button", "li", "table", "input" and "a". The hand takes a square block, which is labelled "generic block content"; The person excitedly says "square hole" (which is labelled "div") and is excited when that's where it goes. The hand then picks up a longer square block (labelled "element group"); the person also gets this one correct (also goes in the div hole), and is excited. The hand then picks up "tabular data"; the person wants it to go in the "table" hole, but no, the hand says it goes in the "div" hole as well. Person gets increasingly upset as blocks labelled "list item", "perform an action", "user input", and ultimately, "a hyperlink" all go in the "div" hole, and not the more appropriately shaped holes/elements that they are correctly calling out, each time, at the end – when "a hyperlink" goes into the "div" hole instead of into the "a" hole – almost though tears.

ray, to random

my favorite meme of the day

dlsym, to rust
@dlsym@chaos.social avatar

I rewrote it in .

Now a clone in rust exists.

All because I did not want to create an account to see my stats.

Source is here:
https://github.com/annikahannig/nerdle

Try it here:
https://nerdle.dfdx.de

onelson,
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@dlsym this is great.

Nerdle 3/6

🟩⬛⬛🟧⬛
🟩🟩🟩⬛🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

hannah, to random
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(completely fucking up on my first day at the printing press) uhhh maybe nobody will notice

onelson, to random
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Type 1 Diabetics are all Blood Sugar and zero Sex Magic

jsr, to random
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You would be surprised at how much I would pay for this, if it actually existed.

jensimmons, to random
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Have you seen what’s in Safari 17.5 beta?

  • light-dark() color function (for a far easier way to define two colors at once — one for light mode & one for dark, instead of using a media query)
  • text-wrap: balance (along with the text-wrap-style longhand & theauto value)
  • @​starting-style
  • supports() syntax for @​import rules

And more: https://developer.apple.com/documentation/safari-release-notes/safari-17_5-release-notes

jensimmons,
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I used the light-dark function quite a lot in recent demos. It makes implementing dark mode so easy!

Drop this in your base styles:

:root {  
 color-scheme: light dark;  
}

Then, any time you define a color, do it like this…. to assign the first color to light mode, and the second to the dark mode.

color: light-dark(#000, #fff);  
background-color: light-dark(#fff, #999);

This will save you from writing lots of conditional code inside prefers-color-scheme media queries.

ross, to random
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The Verge article on the best printer in 2024 is just completely brilliant in so many ways.

And also kinda sad.

https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/2/24117976/best-printer-2024-home-use-office-use-labels-school-homework

grickle, to art
@grickle@mstdn.social avatar

Kermit riding the Sand Worm!

ElleGray, (edited ) to random
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I'll know we're winning when everyone has stopped saying "AI tech is inevitable," like it's an angry God we're powerless to stop, and starts making fun of it. It deserves no diffidence, no respect, no fear. This is the way

Some_Emo_Chick, (edited ) to random
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The sacking of Rome by the Goths, 410 AD.

danilo, to random
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This is from a C-suite person at a company you’ve heard of. They’re responsible for product.

And THIS is why I have spent the last year developing proficiency in using LLMs as part of my development workflow:

It’s great to be able to detect a crock of shit.

There’s no universe where AI makes features “functionally free.”

The complexity of a software product cannot be handwaved away through magic tensor beans. Features are more than just code. Features are a social contract with the user.

danilo,
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when the features are functionally free

dosnostalgic, to random
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Happy 25th birthday to The Matrix! 🎂🎉🍾🥂

moshboy, to random
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winged warlords, print ad, artwork (1985) https://archive.org/details/AcornUser1985Magazine/AcornUser8501/page/n71/mode/2up?view=theater

nyquildotorg, to random
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My ADHD got upgraded to AD5K

carol, to random
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the lesson I'm choosing to take from xz, as an oss maintainer, is that anyone trying to pressure or guilt me into doing something should immediately be told no, for security reasons

tenderlove, to random
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"open source needs more funding!"

nation state pays for backdoor

"not like that!"

mcc, to random
@mcc@mastodon.social avatar

Oh no

Oh no

I just realized that the xz/JiaT75 hack is being coming to light the weekend immediately before April Fool's Day

Y'all there is going to be so much information about this coming out on Monday and we won't be able to trust any of it

yogthos, to random
@yogthos@mas.to avatar

spot the difference

video/mp4

deech, to random
@deech@mastodon.social avatar

Another day another reason why the fundamental technical problem in this industry is that code is orders of magnitude easier to produce vs. understand.

emaytch, to random
@emaytch@mastodon.social avatar

two main takeaways from xz ssh exploit: 1) we should have universal basic income 2) everyone should stop using computers

shamanix, to opensource
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#xz #backdoor #opensource #cg #vfx

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